Animated Atrocities Animated Atrocities #82: Herpe the Love Sore [Family Guy] -

The Jumping Dwarf

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It's back up! Quick, let's continue with the recap before it goes down again!

- Brian goes on a date. Enter complains that Brian is a dick that only thinks about himself, and that the writers are making him look awful (That's the point).
- Enter continues mentioning enormous issues with the Peter subplot such as having people in the background during a fight scene.
- Enter says that if you removed the jokes the episode wouldn't clock at eleven minutes. Keep in mind Family Guy is a comedy.
- After Peter and friends fight the burly guys, it turns out that they're soldiers, and for that they are commemorated and Peter and friends are punished. Enter acts like this is some serious and terrible issue and not just small joke, and proceeds to go on a 3-minute tirade on how Family Guy is terrible, its satire is shit, and being in the military doesn't exempt you for being an asshole (which is what the joke was satirizing).

(Note: At this point the site went down again and I had to wait for more than half an hour to continue.)

- We see the resolution of the Brian and Stewie plotline. From what I can gather, it's meant to be a moral (or perhaps a send-up of a moral) on being honest, but done in Family Guy's usual shocking and unrealistic style. Naturally, Enter begins to yell at Stewie that he shouldn't forgive Brian, because he fucked up his life forever, ignoring the fact that Stewie is a fictional character and was never alive. He ends the review saying Brian should've stayed dead.

TL;DR: Enter rages at Family Guy for being Family Guy. He complains about every gag he comes across, saying that they take away from the plotline, ignoring the fact that Family Guy is a goddamn comedy. He keeps treating cartoon characters as if they were real people, saying Brian is evil for ruining Stewie's life and he should be dead, largely misses the point of the episode, and makes really stupid nitpicks, especially when concerning the Peter subplot.

Oh, and he says his next Atrocity will be Mars Needs Moms.

So all in all, your average Enter review. So much for that.

So that's the recap. You should thank me for doing this shit. ZippCast is literally the worst thing ever. Worse than Hitler and Satan fused together. Christ.
 
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Steamboat_Bill

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@The Jumping Dwarf: Some of his complaints make no sense. E.G. it's fine to have people in the background during a fight scene, and if you remove the jokes from most comedies they'd be really short.

I literally think he has no conception of what satire even is. Has he ever read an issue of MAD?

Jesus H. Christ. (Speaking of which, has he ever heard of "Forgive your enemies"?)
 

BlackFlag01

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>Spends 3 minutes bitching instead of actually reviewing the fucking thing.
>Thinks Brian is evil
>Thinks Family Guy is trying to get canceled
>Thinks Family Guy is insulting people's intelligence even though his videos are an insult to humanity
>Throws a fit over a cutaway
>GODDAMN ZIPPCAST BUFFERING ALL THE DAMN TIME
>Celebrates the fact that a scene transtitioned without a cutaway
>Bitches about how they screw up "serious" issues

Probably one of his worst reviews in a long time.
Like I haven't seen an Atrocity so bad since his Over 2 Rainbows review.

dwarfs gonna be pissed about this post.
 

Shokew

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Yeah - his sperging is making this next to impossible to even get through. And being on a shitty vid-copier site just because he doesn't want to face the fact that his actions basically are copyright infringement like a young adult (he ain't no man and I refuse to acknowledge his ponyfag ass as one!) does not help.

And, honestly, I was done after his mini rant on how Family Guy won't die. I hate this show, too, but this whining Enter's doing - it's what needs to die. Especially if he wants to get anywhere in this field he claims to love so fucking much that isn't Webtoon Hell.
 

Teddy

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But seriously, why Zippcast? There are tons of video sharing sites that aren't slow, ghetto or ancient. of course, he seems like that type of person who hates Youtube layout changes.
 

Shokew

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But seriously, why Zippcast? There are tons of video sharing sites that aren't slow, ghetto or ancient. of course, he seems like that type of person who hates Youtube layout changes.

You mean a near-perfect cross between a (dumbass) conservative stereotype (who hates any sort of change) and a nostalgia fag? Sounds close enough to me.
 

tybyby123

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Im on a ipad and it requires flash so i cant watch

But seriously, why Zippcast? There are tons of video sharing sites that aren't slow, ghetto or ancient. of course, he seems like that type of person who hates Youtube layout changes.
He has asperger syndrome which is a type of autism and change is hard for him i should knowi have it too
 
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wheat pasta

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Lol. I love how he's bitching about Family Guy as if anyone thinks that it's good or funny in the first place.*
It's like yeah, WOW, what a revelation. A shitty cartoon is, in fact, shitty AND not funny!

*It used to be kinda funny.
 

Count groudon

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  • So this is the first enter review I've ever actually watch and there's just so much I want to say:
  • His voice is just 100% pure audible aspergers
  • God damn is he an angry little sped
  • He won't stop spoiling things that happen later in the plot. Maybe it's just me but I think reviews are usually funnier when the reviewer reacts to things as they're happening
  • He spends so much time overanalyzing things that he seems to miss things that are actually relevant
  • He seems shocked and annoyed that the plot revolves around the characters reacting to things that just conviniently happen, forgetting that that's how 90% of plots to cartoons are.
  • Visual gags are just lazy, and only rotten shitty shows like Family Guy and Growing Around would use them
  • Brian is a douchebag, who knew?
  • Making an episode joking about herpes is the lowest thing a show can possibly do
  • Satire isn't actually a thing and the show is just doing all this to be a meanie.
  • Shows aimed mostly at adults need to have good morals, because grown adults can't fully grasp how to not be an asshole and have to be taught how by a cartoon.
  • Cartoons can be suicidal
 
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100 Whole Bepis

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So much for MrEnter trying to "calm down" in his newer reviews. Also good lord Zippcast is terrible.

Oh my god you guys, Family Guy playing up audacious and offensive jokes?! What a new and unexpected development. It's almost like that's been its thing since its creation. Clearly this warrants spending nearly a half hour of screaming and ranting and nearly crying about it.
 

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