Animated “Blazing Saddles” Remake with Samurai Dogs and Cats - Yes it’s real and I hate absolutely everything

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Blazing Saddles Is Being Remade as an Animated Samurai Movie About Cats and Dogs
The film company Align is financing an animated movie titled Blazing Samurai, which will feature elements from Blazing Saddles.
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Mel Brooks' Blazing Saddles is considered a film classic, even though it's stirred up some controversy over the years. Now the film is being retold in an entirely new medium, as well as an entirely new genre.

The Los Angeles film company Align is helping develop an animated film titled Blazing Samurai. The film takes the basic premise of Blazing Saddles and transplants it to the Samurai era. The story follows a dog named Hank who dreams of becoming a Samurai. When he becomes in charge of protecting Kakamucho, he learns that the town is populated entirely by cats.

The film is directed by Mark Koetsier and produced by animation legend Rob Minkoff, who directed The Lion King (1994). Its voice cast includes Michael Cera, Samuel L. Jackson, Ricky Gervais, George Takei, Michelle Yeoh, Djimon Hounsou and Mel Brooks.

"We’ve always been passionate about animation and are thrilled to be taking part in Blazing Samurai," Align co-founder Adrian Politowski said in a statement. "With the arrival of COVID-19 across Europe and North America, our team came together to shift our strategy to meet the limitations of the new filmmaking landscape. It was a natural step for us to shift our focus to high-end commercial animation projects. Blazing Samurai is the first of more to come."

Blazing Saddles was first released in 1974. The plot follows Bart (Cleavon Little), a Black man who becomes the sheriff of the small town known as Rock Ridge. It also stars the late Gene Wilder as "The Waco Kid".

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God. Fucking. Dammit.
 

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Seems like it was something they were sitting on forever. This poster says it was coming out in 2017.
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I guess covid has them scrambling to make any money this year.

Now I remember when Kung Fu Panda came out and I was like "oh fuck you" but then it turned out to be not just one, but three good movies.

So don't judge a movie by its poster, I guess.

However, Kung Fu Panda wasn't using a preexisting classic film as a starting point, so I'm already coming into this pissed off. And then you show me a cat in a thong, and I'm just ready to root for COVID to destroy the film industry.
 

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This isn't the first time something like this happened. The Road to El Dorado was an animated installment to a bunch of other films.

But El Dorado had Chel.
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Road to El Dorado was also kinda funny. Not fantastic or anything, but it got a few chuckles out of me and it wasn't painful.

Right off the bat, this has a cat in a thong...furry material.
 

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Reminds me that Pixar had its own retarded "dogs and cats as racial allegories".... with a Pitbull. This writes the joke by itself.
 
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