Animated Video Game Porn Could Be A Lot Sexier And Less Gross - Kotaku posted CP to its website lol

[c-no]

Nigga, why did you feel the need to write this down?

For money and slow news day. How else would some Kotaku journalist do a tmi article of video game porn.

 

[ATaxingWoman]

When is Kotaku going to be hit by the same lay off plague as Buzzfeed and Vice? I think this idiot should learn how to code.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

part of our regular coverage of the intersection of sex and games

Imagine getting into student debt for this. Holy fuck.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

The absolute state of Games Journalism folks

 

[K. V. Bones]

You can get paid to roll your face on a keyboard? Since when?

 

[Krimjob]

Someone clearly needs to teach her how blowjobs work. What the fuck does Ginny's vagina have to do with anything? It's as irrelevant as Kotaku.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Who the fuck watches porn with a dog

People who like White Girls

 

[Sigma]

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

The social justice relationship with porn is strange. They want it to be utterly ubiquitous, but also staid, matronly and uniform.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

"could be a lot sexier and less gross" sounds like /v/ talking about every AAA release

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Is it dumber that she wrote it all down or that someone paid her to do so?

 

[Ineedahero]

She actually typed "thicc" so now I have three reasons to hate her.

shit dude now so have you.

The social justice relationship with porn is strange. They want it to be utterly ubiquitous, but also staid, matronly and uniform.

Staid matronly and uniform can be sexy, if done right. What they want is for it to be as unsexy as possible, because they are narcissists.

 

[huckbeine]

I just have the feeling that maybe the writer wrote that article to dare SFM porn animators to make more porn with her fetish

 

[ZMOT]

dare SFM porn animators to make more porn with her fetish

that's what patreon is for.

 

[Urban Superstition]

The ingredients are all there, but the cake is still a lie

Imagine thinking this meme that has been old hat for over five years already is still hip and relevant.

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

I just have the feeling that maybe the writer wrote that article to dare SFM porn animators to make more porn with her fetish

You don't think it's cp right?

 

[UnclePhil]

I skimmed those topic sentences pretty fast. So, talking about porn in the wokest, most hipsterish way possible? Inviting the gender nonspecific BFF over to snuggle with the dog, drink beer and laugh over a fish girl blowing Link? That the gist of it?

The highlight was the apology. I expect nothing less from Kotaku. Thank you for saving me a click and a penny of their ad revenue.

Before you all start making creepy comments, the porn wasn’t remotely sexy. It was hilarious, and I wanted someone else to laugh at how bad it was.

I appreciate the clarification. If you left me thinking you got wet over this, it would have just ruined your masterpiece.

 

[NotoriousD]

The fuckcucks just looked for bad porn. Try looking for good 3D porn. There's some pretty talented people even when it comes to SFM, including small clips and videos that have actual sound/voice(most of the time the voices are just moans, but audio enhances the video). There's good 3D and 2D animators.

Get outta here with generalizing animated porn with your shit tier tastes.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

case for why it should be legal to kill journalists exhibit a

 

[Dick Justice]

The fuckcucks just looked for bad porn. Try looking for good 3D porn. There's some pretty talented people even when it comes to SFM, including small clips and videos that have actual sound/voice(most of the time the voices are just moans, but audio enhances the video). There's good 3D and 2D animators.

Get outta here with generalizing animated porn with your shit tier tastes.

This must be the most pathetic thing I've seen all day. How autistic do you have to be to play the elitist about cartoon porn?