Anna had a baby? -

[Laura_Dern]

So I was cruising through Anna's Facebook to find a picture of her where her resemblance to Snorlax is apparent to post in a reply here, and I found this, from 2011. I didn't see any coverage of it here, and now my curiosity has the best of me. Did Anna actually have a kid or was at some point pregnant? I mean, I don't discount that it could have just been an attention seeking ploy, considering she invites everyone to congratulate her.

Still, the thought of Anna having a kid makes me cringe and just further reinforces my belief that the world depicted in Idiocracy is slowly becoming a reality.

 

[Pikonic]

Please tell me this is a joke....
Edit: There's someone in the background!!! Who is like "sure, take a picture of your piss stick, I'll just sit here"

 

[cypocraphy]

Interested in goatse I see?

 

[Watcher]

I thought Anna was a lesbian...

Also why are all her baby names so shitty? Butch, Biff, spike, buck? Chenis, VaJonia? Cairo, Labia? What kind of names are these?

 

[Foulmouth]

I'm guessing this is a strange joke, Lesbians rarely get pregnant accidently and those names cannot be serious.
Then again, it is Anna.
If it's real I bet 50 bux chris is the dad.

 

[Pikonic]

I thought Anna was a lesbian...

And Anna thinks she's autistic, what's your point.

 

[Watcher]

I thought Anna was a lesbian...

And Anna thinks she's autistic, what's your point.

The better question is who is the adult autistic child that did the dirty deed?

Anyway if Anna did have a baby, guaranteed she'd start whoring out baby comments like "Christian you shouldn't act this way. My BABY wouldn't like that". or "Biffy wet the bed again, isn't he so dreamy" stuff like that. I'm guessing she just posted this for attention back in 2011 and forgot about it.

 

[Foulmouth]

Chris artificially inseminated Anna.
The antichrist is born.
It's all over folks
ARMAGEDON !!!!!!!!

 

[Springblossom]

Are those names all references to something? Because I feel like the only way you could get away with naming your kid Biff is if it was a reference to Back to the Future...but, out of all the characters in that series, why would you pick Biff?

 

[Pikonic]

Interested in goatse I see?

Also an interest in cars

 

[Watcher]

Are those names all references to something? Because I feel like the only way you could get away with naming your kid Biff is if it was a reference to Back to the Future...but, out of all the characters in that series, why would you pick Biff?

Spike is guaranteed a reference to Buffy the Vampire slayer, likely Biff is a more masculine version of that.

 

[Laura_Dern]

I thought Anna was a lesbian...

And Anna thinks she's autistic, what's your point.

Anyway if Anna did have a baby, guaranteed she'd start whoring out baby comments like "Christian you shouldn't act this way. My BABY wouldn't like that". or "Biffy wet the bed again, isn't he so dreamy" stuff like that. I'm guessing she just posted this for attention back in 2011 and forgot about it.

That's a good point I didn't consider. I have friends who aren't nearly as attention whorish as Anna who post 10 status updates/pictures about their kids a day and won't STFU about them if their lives depended on it. So if Anna had a kid, I imagine every time it moved a finger it would be all over Facebook.

 

[Foulmouth]

The male names all sound like cliché gay names and the female ones are a bit crotch related.
It's gotta be lesbian/Mormon/autistic humour

 

[Laura_Dern]

Interested in goatse I see?

Also an interest in cars

I am an auto mechanic, after all.

 

[Torchwood]

Are those names all references to something? Because I feel like the only way you could get away with naming your kid Biff is if it was a reference to Back to the Future...but, out of all the characters in that series, why would you pick Biff?

And a girl named labia is better?

 

[Pikonic]

Are those names all references to something? Because I feel like the only way you could get away with naming your kid Biff is if it was a reference to Back to the Future...but, out of all the characters in that series, why would you pick Biff?

Call me a dork but my first thought on biff was Death of a Salesman.

 

[registereduser]

Sounds like she and her friends were just joking around.

 

[Watcher]

Sounds like she and her friends were just joking around.

I don't know if it's a girls thing but is it common for women to jokingly post up pregnancy test images that are positive?

I mean guys don't usually post images of broken condoms...

 

[Pikonic]

Hey guys I'm pregnant!!!!

I didn't google image search "positive pregnancy tests", promise!!

 

[Laura_Dern]

Sounds like she and her friends were just joking around.

I don't know if it's a girls thing but is it common for women to jokingly post up pregnancy test images that are positive?

I mean guys don't usually post images of broken condoms...

"Hey everyone!! Remember how my girlfriend has been acting really shitty towards me the past few days? Well I went through the garbage and discovered that the condom I used Sunday broke! I'm going to be a daddy!! Feel free to send congratulations my way!!"