Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

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Huh, and wouldn't you know it - "Eating disorders may derange normal pancreatic physiology, and may precipitate acute pancreatitis alone, or in combination with other etiologic factors." Moreover, restrictive eating is known to trigger hypothyroidism.

My impression is that Anna may need these meds for reasons that have nothing to do with her ostensible CF diagnosis.
How long until she finds some pill-pushing quack to diagnose her with ADHD or narcolepsy and give her a script for 6 months' worth of Dexedrine? Stimulants are just what she needs- they kill your appetite and speed up your metabolism, and if you take too high a dose, usually make you shit out what little you do eat. She could also pray for literal days on end!
 
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i've stopped feeling bad for her at this point. bitch is ignoring all evidence and purposely starving herself, and assuming her story is true, is apparently going to kill some gullible old lady. she knows she's full of shit and it's giving me a sense of schadenfruede to see her fuck herself over. it would be one thing if she was only doing it to herself, but she's presumably doing it to at LEAST one other person. and even if nobody else is on board with it and the old lady story was fabricated, the fact that she paints these elaborate lies really shows how far gone and selfish she is. we've seen her lie out her ass about cystic lie-brosis and actually eating her own food. no-binge ginge is constantly lying, it makes me wonder if she was like this even before she joined the skeleton army.

i wonder what her family thinks of her?
 

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we've seen her lie out her ass about cystic lie-brosis and actually eating her own food. no-binge ginge is constantly lying, it makes me wonder if she was like this even before she joined the skeleton army.
People with cystic fibrosis are lucky to live into their mid-30s if they follow all medical advice and use modern advanced treatments, including those aimed at gaining and retaining weight. Even when they do all that, they're still usually quite thin.

Anyone with real CF who did the insanely suicidal shit this skeleton does every day would be long dead.
 

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They'll use Creon in CF patients, so that fits her story well enough.

No idea on the Synthroid. She probably shot her thyroid from not getting enough iodine.
 

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They'll use Creon in CF patients, so that fits her story well enough.

No idea on the Synthroid. She probably shot her thyroid from not getting enough iodine.
The bitch would literally be dead if she combined her bullshit made-up cystic fibrosis with her claimed diet. Bitch is lying about one or both of those things.

Considering that Anna is obviously ana, though, she has to be lying about the CF. She'd be dead if she did the shit she claims to do and actually has CF.
 
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She fasted on grape juice for 40 days. And felt like shit. This is nutrition? (backup video)
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Way to make the performance all about yourself, Anna!
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MLM oils scams! She can cure CF and cancer and anything with OILS! (plus Jesus)
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Grape juice is very sugary. 36 grams per cup. Not to mention the acid erosion that comes with downing too much fruit juice. Bye bye teethies.

Anyone as emaciated as Anna shouldn't be doing any crazy fasts. The reason she feels so awful is malnutrition. If she would just eat she'd feel better. Eliminating foods and going on fasts is what makes her ill. But she's got it backwards. If she really gets sick from all those foods it's probably because her stomach isn't used to digesting anything but stevia and cinnamon.

:powerlevel: Some doolally customer at work said that juniper or jasmine oil or something can help cure depression. This snake oil shit really grinds my gears, no pun intended.
I do know that too much jasmine can cause you to have a crazy episode. There was a story in the news years ago about a guy that drank jasmine tea like 15 times a day every day for months because he believed it was a panacea. He ended up in his neighbor's bedroom standing over her with an axe. He couldn't remember how he got there.

You'd have to be taking a ton of jasmine to go nuts though. Way more than a normal person would ever take. But essential oils are highly concentrated. Not to mention that some can be downright poisonous when just eating whatever they come from in normal amounts is usually just fine.
 

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i've stopped feeling bad for her at this point. bitch is ignoring all evidence and purposely starving herself, and assuming her story is true, is apparently going to kill some gullible old lady. she knows she's full of shit and it's giving me a sense of schadenfruede to see her fuck herself over. it would be one thing if she was only doing it to herself, but she's presumably doing it to at LEAST one other person. and even if nobody else is on board with it and the old lady story was fabricated, the fact that she paints these elaborate lies really shows how far gone and selfish she is. we've seen her lie out her ass about cystic lie-brosis and actually eating her own food. no-binge ginge is constantly lying, it makes me wonder if she was like this even before she joined the skeleton army.

i wonder what her family thinks of her?
She moved home and looking at her IG it looks they support her or at least cater to her bullshit.

I know you can't force an adult into treatment but they are only enforcing her delusions and illness with half a watermelon (that looks like it was hacked in half by a blind person with a dull knife) for her vegan birthday "cake" and buying all her dangerous woowoo bullshit books and supplies.

And since she doesn't work they have to be the ones paying for all the bullshit certificates that she uses to claim she is educated enough to give health advice.
 
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Grape juice is very sugary. 36 grams per cup. Not to mention the acid erosion that comes with downing too much fruit juice. Bye bye teethies.

Anyone as emaciated as Anna shouldn't be doing any crazy fasts. The reason she feels so awful is malnutrition. If she would just eat she'd feel better. Eliminating foods and going on fasts is what makes her ill. But she's got it backwards. If she really gets sick from all those foods it's probably because her stomach isn't used to digesting anything but stevia and cinnamon.



I do know that too much jasmine can cause you to have a crazy episode. There was a story in the news years ago about a guy that drank jasmine tea like 15 times a day every day for months because he believed it was a panacea. He ended up in his neighbor's bedroom standing over her with an axe. He couldn't remember how he got there.

You'd have to be taking a ton of jasmine to go nuts though. Way more than a normal person would ever take. But essential oils are highly concentrated. Not to mention that some can be downright poisonous when just eating whatever they come from in normal amounts is usually just fine.
Dude, I mean the aromatherapy oil. She was advocating for sniffing it, not consuming it, which is what floored me.
 
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I see she has moved back home because of "her back".
And while you can't force someone into treatment, her parents seem to indulge and almost encourage her bullshit.
With a half a watermelon for her birthday cake and buying all her insane woowoo books and supplies.
While her mom does seem to indulge Anna's crazy, they do cut her of financially when she's going super far off the rails (like fasting for 40 days, or eating only cinnamon and stevia for months on end). It happened in Delaware, when she was supposed to come home after one semester (when it was clear she planned not to eat); she made it 3-4 months on her own before her bestie was sent in to escort her frail self back home. She's been back in her home town now for what, like 2 years? And for a while, she had her own place and job, but it looks like her parents put their foot down again and are moving her back in so they can at least supervise her starvation, maybe slow down the process.

Honestly, she's like a drug addict. They're terrified to lose her, so they don't let her hit rock bottom for fear she'll die in the process before she asks for help. So they slow down the process of Anna starving herself to death by moving her back home periodically (she started having to eat actual food again instead of miracle noodles, remember). Anna did put on weight the last time she was hauled home for a while, which resulted in her spectacular crash dieting "fasting" over the past few months.
 

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So I went to track our missing timeline, what I can of it. Anna seems to have stopped working at Heath Nut in the Spring for one reason or another.

in April, she got a bike, and started triathlon training. Everyone I know with CF does tris and runs 8 miles every morning /s
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She went with her parents with Virginia Beach in July, where I believe her sister and brother in law live. In August, she's still showing us her Garmain to prove she's no fatty - 1 hour run every morning or GTFO.
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Still living in independently, she was hospitalized in August. More claims that this is all some crippling back problem, when the issue is too much movement, and not enough fuel. She got a Munchie back brace that she wears OVER her clothes.
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She got her Pilates certification after getting out of the hospital. Funny how she has all these trainers certificates, yet she's never taken a job as a yoga or pilates instructor, or worked at a gym. I suspect she couldn't be hired due to either her terrifying appearance (what client wants to look like a wraith?) or because she's liable to keel over, and no one wants that liability on their hands.
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In September, Anna moves back in with her mom. For some reason, she also gives her dog away. I'm :optimistic: that she wasn't starving the poor doggo with a raw vegan diet.
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The last time Anna was brought back home, she did end up gaining weight back and getting healthier - no more miracle noodles, no more #fastedrun, and a shocking lack of cinnamon and stevia in her diet followed. This time, the loss of control was not welcomed in the last. Within a month, Anna was feeding herself raw baby food-like purees and calling them puddings.
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Next came the return of heavy cinnamon.
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Within 2 months of move in, in advance of the holidays (can't be bothered to eat a holiday meal if you aren't eating at all [taps forehead]), Anna started a 40 day grape juice fast. This 40 day fast is now completed, but Anna is still not consuming solids as far as I can tell - she's just juicing with different fruits. In her YT video describing the juice fast, Anna said by the end she was sleeping 12 hours per night, and waking up exhausted. And that's where we're at now. Any progress she had made with weight gain / relative health improvements seemed to take a nose dive after she quit (maybe got fired from? Did someone tried to confront her about her ED?) Health Nut Nutrition.
 

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Anna made a rambling video filled with bafflingly incorrect statements about dietary salt.
Anna claims "a lot of people" have been asking her to talk about salt! She says she sweats pure salt because she suffers chronic electrolyte imbalance arising from CF, and "normal doctors" told her to eat 2 tablespoons of salt every day. She says she complied with this protocol for a year, and it made her feel "a ton better."

One suspects her parents have been asking why she has become dramatically non-compliant with her medically indicated diet, given that she felt so much better while on it.

If one is craving salt while eating an all-fruit diet, Anna claims this is an indication of "adrenal weakness."

Not to be confused with adrenal insufficiency, which is a real condition that can be diagnosed by real doctors via real blood tests, "adrenal weakness" is a fake scam disease invented in the 90s by naturopaths wanting to sell probiotics, essential oils, and herbal supplements to anyone who has ever been tired or felt like eating a potato chip.

Anna believed eating salt was only masking the symptoms of her adrenal malfunction and decided she needed to go on a "detox journey". She is miserable on an all-fruit diet.

Do not eat an all-fruit diet
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Before she transitioned to this all-fruit diet, she was drinking celery juice and "green juice", and had no salt cravings despite her "electrolyte issues," which she says she will explain later.

No explanation is forthcoming. Celery and dark, leafy greens are among the few vegetables containing significant dietary sodium.

She claims an all-fruit diet eliminates a lot of the cellulose found in vegetables, which makes it good for very sick people with neurological problems and genetic diseases whose bodies use more energy to digest the cellulose than they are reaping from the food.

All plant foods - fruits, vegetables, grains, beans, nuts and seeds - contain cellulose when in their whole form. Juices do not contain cellulose. All cellulose is indigestible by humans.

On an all-fruit diet, Anna felt lightheaded, dizzy, and "dehydrated," but also "sloshy." She craved normal foods but convinced herself she didn't really want them, just salt. She became obsessed with salt, denying it to herself while thinking about it all day long.

Eating disorders are a special kind of hell.

Anna says there are 4 vital elements for life - "oxygen, sodium, water and potassium."

Water is not an element.

Anna says if you have a healthy body, consuming nothing but raw fruits and vegetables provides the perfect balance of these elements for optimal health. If you feel unwell on a diet of nothing but raw fruits and vegetables, it is the fault of your suboptimal body.

Bullshit.

Anna claims "hydration is not just about water. You need a carrier for that water to get into the cell."

No. Water diffuses across the cell membrane in response to concentration gradients. Water can also pass through the membrane via channel proteins called aquaporins, which increase the cell's permeability to water while conserving the electrochemical potential difference across the membrane.

Anna says "water requires sodium to get into the cell, and this isn't talked about very much."

Because it is not true.

While on her "detox," Anna was going in the sauna and blacking out. She was so lightheaded she could barely stand up in the morning.

Eat real food and stay out of the sauna.

Anna says table salt is "so harsh, so chemical and so elemental that our body cannot recognize it." To bolster this assertion, she claims people who use table salt mindlessly dump it on their food because it is a manmade chemical that has poisoned their taste buds, but people who use "real salt" like celtic sea salt and Himalayan pink salt use it to "awaken" their tastebuds. Anna says seawater is isotonic to human body fluids, including blood.

Salt is salt. Human body fluid concentration is about 1/3 that of seawater.

She says sailors lost at sea will drink seawater to stay alive, because "it is something their body will recognize".

Literally everyone knows not to drink seawater. Even tiny children and cartoon characters hallucinating that their fellow castaway has become a delicious ham know this. Seawater is not only saltier than human body fluid, but its high magnesium concentration will also cause diarrhea, making you more dehydrated and hastening your demise. If you are lost at sea, instead of drinking seawater, you should catch fish and drink their body fluids, as this is significantly less salty than seawater. Do not, however, catch marine invertebrates and drink their body fluids, because they are just as salty as the ocean around them. Thanks, evolution!

Anna claims edema, joint pain, swelling, "sloshiness," and trouble digesting are all signs of dehydration, but if you only drink water, it will "go straight through you" and not hydrate your cells.

In real life, rehydration beverages for the treatment of clinical dehydration contain electrolytes and carbohydrates, since the processes that lead to dehydration also deplete available stores.

She says the body is primarily made up of sugar, and glucose needs sodium to be absorbed through the intestines.

The first part is incorrect - the human body is mostly water, not sugar - but she is right about the second part. The major route for the transport of dietary glucose from food in the intestine into the intestinal absorptive cells is the Na+/glucose cotransporter SGLT1.

She says swelling and edema are good and a sign of "acidosis," "which is dehydration."

Nope. Acidosis is a process causing low blood pH; the state of having low blood pH is called acidemia. Severe dehydration can trigger acidosis, but the categorical assertion that acidosis is dehydration is nonsense.

Anna says vegetables and greens are high in sodium and minerals, while fruit is higher in potassium.

With few exceptions like guavas, beets, celery, cardoon, spinach, passionfruit and chard, most vegetables and fruits are naturally low in sodium.

She claims cells have potassium in the middle and sodium on the perimeter...

No.

...and pumps transport and regulate the balance of these elements in the cell. She claims you can only get too much sodium if you eat table salt - sodium chloride - but not if you eat "real salt."

This is deeply, troublingly, profoundly incorrect. Salt is salt.

Too much sodium will make the cell swell; however, if sodium drops too low, the little bit of sodium pumped into the center of the cell will get leached out and also cause the cell to swell.

For introductory biology students accustomed to passing tests through brute force memorization of facts, the concepts of diffusion and osmosis often prove confusing. As an instructor, this is a great opportunity to break down the memorization mindset and encourage higher-level thinking about patterns and processes. KhanAcademy does a solid job here. Anna is all mixed up.

Anna digresses into salt's role in the Christian Bible, quoting Matthew 5:13. "Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men." Anna says table salt is the salt that has lost its savor and the Bible is telling us to cast it aside.

This verse is part of the Sermon on the Mount, a collection of moral and ethical teachings from Jesus' early ministry and a cornerstone of Christian ethics. In the Rabbinic literature of the period, salt was a metaphor for wisdom, but because there were many uses for salt in the ancient world, the verse is open to a variety of interpretations. Most scholars and theologians agree that Jesus was not literally talking about table salt.

Anna says, if you are attracted to something your body needs, you should eat intuitively, because everyone has different needs on their detox journey, except she craves salt and therefore avoided it for 40 days. Anna says her body is very weak but better than it was before she avoided the nutrients she craved and ate nothing but grapes for more than a month.

Eating-disorder logic right there, folks. Brain damage in action.

She says you should look to God for life and healing; no diet or doctor can cure you unless you have Christ.

Suck it, atheists.

Final thoughts: Anna says a lot of people will say salt is bad, while other people will say sugar is bad. Anna starts listing kinds of sugar - "glucose, fructose, processed sugar, disaccharides - oh, excuse me, that's fat."

Disaccharides are not fat. They are the sugar formed when two monosaccharides, or simple sugars, are joined by glycosidic linkage.

Anna says manmade sugar is bad, natural sugar is good; that is why an apple is healthier than a Tootsie roll. She also claims "table salt" is a bleached, chemicalized, ruined, manmade toxin, and you will die if you inject it into your blood. However, celtic sea salt, seawater, and himalayan pink salt are natural, good, and safe. Even better sources of salt are celery juice or seaweed, but you will get a goiter if you eat too much seaweed and your thyroid is "weak". She says God created salt, which is an isotonic solution with the same mineral ratio as our body fluids.

Again, many students who are accustomed to memorizing lists of facts to pass exams will struggle with the idea that isotonic, hypotonic, and hypertonic are not absolute terms, but only have meaning when comparing one solution to another reference solution. Most of them do not invoke God to explain why their misunderstandings are actually correct. Anna is really some kind of special.

Anna says the digestive lining mucosa is made of lymph and needs sodium for us to digest our food. Like, comment and subscribe! Anna will be back with her official 40 day grape fast recap in her next video! Crazy things have happened that she has yet to reveal! She loves us, sends us love and light, and lifts us up in prayer.

Fucking hell, class is over. Professor Faggot Q. Boredom is going to go sit in the third floor faculty lounge, pour a mug of stale breakroom coffee, and stare blankly into the middle distance wondering why some of these kids are even here in the first place, racking up debt and wasting their parents' money.
 
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They'll use Creon in CF patients, so that fits her story well enough.

No idea on the Synthroid. She probably shot her thyroid from not getting enough iodine.
Synthroid speeds up SLOW thyroids to help people with low thyroid have a (normal) higher metabolism and LOSE WEIGHT. There's no way she should be taking the stuff, even if her thyroid is somehow legit low.

It can indeed be caused by lack of iodine. One of the people I went to school with had a family member with almost lethally high blood pressure, so the whole family cut salt out of their meals like the tards they were. Now they're all on synthroid, other meds, and having crap health and loads of problems. Idiots. EAT YOUR SALT, GUYS. Smh. I've heard bad acid reflux can also bork thyroids- bad reflux-inducing diet and bulimia can probably mimic that since the effects are basically the same. Kid needs help, but it may be too late. :(