Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

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swiggety_swoogitty

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Notice that Anna’s planned return to ice is marred by the concern of how she will hide her bag under “dance costumes, tutus, and ice dresses.” She can’t just settle for hitting the rink during open skate in some leggings and a loose workout top for the sheer pleasure of doing a form of exercise she enjoys. She needs to be on DISPLAY. Doing shows and competitions in sparkly costumes, for an audience that surely includes mommy and daddy. Because it doesn’t count if everyone isn’t forced to watch and applaud you, and bring you a bouquet of flowers!

Girl could EASILY have gone into coaching to get her ice-dance fix and also MAKE SOME DAMN MONEY but then the attention would be on actual little girls and not her.

On the upside, looks like she’s finally gaining weight. Judging by her body checks and also the fact that she is being forced into buying appropriately sized clothing, I forecast a meltdown and photos of ugly-crying.
 

AbraCadaver

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Notice that Anna’s planned return to ice is marred by the concern of how she will hide her bag under “dance costumes, tutus, and ice dresses.” She can’t just settle for hitting the rink during open skate in some leggings and a loose workout top for the sheer pleasure of doing a form of exercise she enjoys. She needs to be on DISPLAY. Doing shows and competitions in sparkly costumes, for an audience that surely includes mommy and daddy. Because it doesn’t count if everyone isn’t forced to watch and applaud you, and bring you a bouquet of flowers!

Girl could EASILY have gone into coaching to get her ice-dance fix and also MAKE SOME DAMN MONEY but then the attention would be on actual little girls and not her.

On the upside, looks like she’s finally gaining weight. Judging by her body checks and also the fact that she is being forced into buying appropriately sized clothing, I forecast a meltdown and photos of ugly-crying.
Well she’s not getting enough attention for just being The Sickest Widdle Girl, so she needs to do something to make the public notice how inspiring she is and what a brave little soldier she is and what a determined little ray of God’s sunshine she is in the face of her probably fatal millions of illnesses.
 

Durable Mike Malloy

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Yesterday, Anna sickened herself by overexercising in the morning heat, and avoided having to celebrate the 4th of July with her family:
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This year, she didn't even bother to pretend she was going to eat normal foods at a cookout. She just stayed home nursing her "sick tum" with a small cup of "creamy pea soup" - whatever that might be - warmly bundled up in a fleece blanket against the debilitating heat outdoors:
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Creepy!
 

AbraCadaver

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Yesterday, Anna sickened herself by overexercising in the morning heat, and avoided having to celebrate the 4th of July with her family:
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This year, she didn't even bother to pretend she was going to eat normal foods at a cookout. She just stayed home nursing her "sick tum" with a small cup of "creamy pea soup" - whatever that might be - warmly bundled up in a fleece blanket against the debilitating heat outdoors:
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Creepy!
What a fucking bitch she is. Anything that’s not about her must be ruined or avoided. She is SO lucky she was born to Jesus-freak parents or she’d be out on the curb with all her things by now.
 

sperginity

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Yesterday, Anna sickened herself by overexercising in the morning heat, and avoided having to celebrate the 4th of July with her family:
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This year, she didn't even bother to pretend she was going to eat normal foods at a cookout. She just stayed home nursing her "sick tum" with a small cup of "creamy pea soup" - whatever that might be - warmly bundled up in a fleece blanket against the debilitating heat outdoors:
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Creepy!
Weird how her illness seems to flare up during holidays that require eating solids in public
 

Dysnomia

Danzai!
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Yesterday, Anna sickened herself by overexercising in the morning heat, and avoided having to celebrate the 4th of July with her family:
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This year, she didn't even bother to pretend she was going to eat normal foods at a cookout. She just stayed home nursing her "sick tum" with a small cup of "creamy pea soup" - whatever that might be - warmly bundled up in a fleece blanket against the debilitating heat outdoors:
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Creepy!
I'm going to guess it's pea protein powder mixed with water. Maybe she added some vanilla protein powder "frosting" to it to make it "creamy". But seriously doubt it is anything close to real pea soup.

This year Anna managed to dodge the hamburger bullet again. Thanks to her poo bag she has a better excuse as to why she can't have those evil calories. Funny how her "sick tum" just happened to be on the 4th of July. 🤔

Another surly teen selfie. Earth Mom is such a nazi! Can't she see that Anna is too sick to eat real food?

I wonder if Anna is upset lately due to her mom's insistence that she get her act together? Did Mama Ging fight her on the celebratory food until Anna faked a sick tum to get out of it? After all, the punishment for not complying with Anna's demands is double the poo bag changes with extra output all over the furniture and dirty toilet paper all over the floor.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Yesterday, Anna sickened herself by overexercising in the morning heat, and avoided having to celebrate the 4th of July with her family:
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This year, she didn't even bother to pretend she was going to eat normal foods at a cookout. She just stayed home nursing her "sick tum" with a small cup of "creamy pea soup" - whatever that might be - warmly bundled up in a fleece blanket against the debilitating heat outdoors:
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Creepy!
Her lack of eyebrows is creepy, but her wearing cheap rings on every finger and her thumb is annoying af. I know if I had a constantly leaking asshole on my stomach to tend to I’d want rings on every finger to help trap all the liquid fecal matter under my rings. Given that she always is wearing these rings I have grave doubts she takes them off regularly or bothers to clean them when she does.

No surprise Anna once again plays sick to ruin her parent’s holiday and make her self-imposed and fake illnesses the center of attention. She only takes family trips if they are about her - like the two ridiculous trips to get her absurd online degree and the bizarre faith healing conference with Earth Daddy. If she isn’t the sole focus of the event, she boycotts it just to be a selfish little shit.
 
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Ruin

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Her lack of eyebrows is creepy, but her wearing cheap rings on every finger and her thumb is annoying af. I know if I had a constantly leaking asshole on my stomach to tend to I’d want rings on every finger to help trap all the liquid fecal matter under my rings. Given that she always is wearing these rings I have grave doubts she takes them off regularly or bothers to clean them when she does.

No surprise Anna once again plays sick to ruin her parent’s holiday and make her self-imposed and fake illnesses the center of attention. She only takes family trips if they are about her - like the two ridiculous trips to get her absurd online degree and the bizarre faith healing conference with Earth Daddy. If she isn’t the sole focus of the event, she boycotts it just to be a selfish little shit.
She probably wears rings so she can pimp slap her parents whenever they get out of line and refuse to wipe her front ass.
 

Solzhenitsyn

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To be honest though, would you want Anna at a family event? Complaining about her multitude of illnesses while you're trying to watch fireworks, explaining in exquisite detail how her shitbag works and how she could never eat anything from a barbeque while everyone's eating, dragging her mother off to the bathroom to wipe her stomach asshole because oh no another leak...
 

multiverse

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This year, she didn't even bother to pretend she was going to eat normal foods at a cookout. She just stayed home nursing her "sick tum" with a small cup of "creamy pea soup" - whatever that might be - warmly bundled up in a fleece blanket against the debilitating heat outdoors:
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That is a teacup. Probably filled with pea protein mixed with water, as mentioned before. But that's a teacup of liquid she's calling "dinner".

She's dying to lose the weight she put on immediately before and in the hospital.
 

swiggety_swoogitty

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To be honest though, would you want Anna at a family event? Complaining about her multitude of illnesses while you're trying to watch fireworks, explaining in exquisite detail how her shitbag works and how she could never eat anything from a barbeque while everyone's eating, dragging her mother off to the bathroom to wipe her stomach asshole because oh no another leak...
I picture Anna as someone who sits quietly in real life and doesn’t ask how anyone else is doing but waits for other people to ask all about her, and then gives vague answers meant to elicit further questioning and sympathy (“would you like a burger, Anna?” “Oh, no, I....*dramatic pause* can’t.” “Oh are you vegetarian? We have veggie burgers.” “No, thank you. I can’t. *fake smile face*) and then when people are done attempting to humor her she whispers to mom or dad that she NEEDS to go and makes a sudden early exit.

Her parents are probably tired of apologizing for her behavior to relatives and having their time at parties cut short to shuttle their adult baby home.
 

JuniperFalls

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It's a damned shame nobody in this woman's life cares enough to try to HELP her, rather than enable her to indulge in her eating disorders. If nothing else, you'd think her religious weirdness could be used as a wedge: "Yes, Anna, God is wonderful. God is love. God filled the world with healthy and delicious things for humans to eat -- I wonder if he feels hurt, to see you ignoring all these wonderful foods he hath made, in lieu of artificial overpriced 'Walden Farms' no-nutrition products?"
 

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