Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

ProblemDog

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“For those like me who dance/skate.”
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Anna, you only just started fantasizing about a possible return to your pre-orthorexia activities like five minutes ago. Floating around in your backyard and taking selfies is not a triumphant return to dancing.
She’s like someone who had extremely modest success at a local gallery 20 years ago, hasn’t lifted a paintbrush since, and keeps referring to themselves as a professional artist.
 

Angry New Ager

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She’s like someone who had extremely modest success at a local gallery 20 years ago, hasn’t lifted a paintbrush since, and keeps referring to themselves as a professional artist.
Nah, she never made it into a gallery, lol. She's more like somebody who, in high school, entered a painting they did in art class in the state fair art show, won third place, hasn't lifted a paintbrush since, and yet goes on about how much they love and miss painting and the career they've been denied.

She was never a very good skater, and was never going to go anywhere with it--which no doubt chapped her controlling, perfectionistic, prideful skelly ass. She tried ballet, too, but was never going to go anywhere with that, either. Being a mediocrity who did those things for fun and fitness wasn't enough; she wanted attention and admiration (which is why she lied about having CF in order to dance the lead in that ballet for sick kids.)

That her sister was a much better skater must have been infuriating to Anna, and it makes me wonder if dropping skating to become Jesus's favorite and most inspirational widdle sick girl was, in part, to grab attention away from Lydia and put it all squarely on herself, where she is convinced it belongs.

And now that she's succeeded in making herself sicker than anybody else, and her sister's out of the picture, she can return to skating or ballet and it's okay if she's mediocre because after all she's so, so sick. She can be inspirational and get attention just by showing up to do it at all.
 

Disgruntled Pupper

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I'm still honestly baffled as to what exactly she thinks she'll be returning to. She's way too old to be groomed for any kind of talent, and she's not going to get into any kind of compitions or shows. At her age the only things she has open to her are twice-a-week adult classes for fun/fitness and open skate at the rink. I don't know if she's stupid, delusional, or planning to try to weasel into things she will not get into, but the days of tutus and costumes and a crowd of people watching are OVER, Anna.
 

Questionable Ceviche

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I'm still honestly baffled as to what exactly she thinks she'll be returning to. She's way too old to be groomed for any kind of talent, and she's not going to get into any kind of compitions or shows. At her age the only things she has open to her are twice-a-week adult classes for fun/fitness and open skate at the rink. I don't know if she's stupid, delusional, or planning to try to weasel into things she will not get into, but the days of tutus and costumes and a crowd of people watching are OVER, Anna.
People are suckers for inspirational stories, and I suspect Anna wants to worm her way into being a fake health guru like so many of the snake oil salesmen she fell hook, line, and sinker for. Her resurrection-like return to skating from the tomb of fake CF will be the inspirational story she uses to manipulate people into thinking she's something that she clearly is not. Competing as an athlete on her own merits is not her motivation. People with munchausen syndrome seek attention like plants seek sunlight.
 

Burn Book

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I don't know if she's stupid, delusional, or planning to try to weasel into things she will not get into
All of these answers are correct. I'd also add "completely unaware of how the real world works". Although I assume she likes bragging about ice skating and dancing way more than she likes to actually dance and ice skate, so maybe she'll be happy just taking pictures of herself wearing a leotard on the rink and writing captions about practicing for the Olympics or something.

Also - has she ever really practiced dance? Other than inserting herself into that show for sick children?
 

multiverse

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Also - has she ever really practiced dance? Other than inserting herself into that show for sick children?
She took lessons as a teen, and in brief period of actual recovery, went to classes with other young women her age. She showed up to their performance of the Nutcracker to accept their accolades for being alive in December 2017.
 

Dysnomia

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Earth Daddy glasses firmly in place, Anna tells us of her trials and travails this week! Woe is she, beset with so many feelings and doctors and opportunities... but will her BAD HEALTH get in the way??

She's attending a surgeon's appointment to get permission to skate (PSA: she doesn't need an appointment, she can just try and see if it works, way to waste your parents' cash), wait, no, this will be the first of MANY APPOINTMENTS because Anna-wanna is so fwail, weak, and beset by challenges of her earthly form. Oh, and she's going to visit two nursing schools, because the Earth Parents need to pay for a third degree, as the first two were unemployable hippy nonsense. Just wait until Anna realizes she'll have to re-take all of her undergrad in order to get the science and math prerequisites she needs. I smell an incoming medical crisis (and also shit, which is pouring from her stomach).

Oh, and she misspelled her own hashtag - #annasperganiclife. Anna's sperganic life, indeed.
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The poo bag alone won't garner the desired attention. So she has to be a disabled athlete. That and it gives her plenty of exercise purge activities in addition to purging through her stoma. Anna gonna die.

Anna's finally found an ostomy supply combo that makes her look as thin as possible.
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And she's had an exhausting day of making a couple of phonecalls.
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I guess that having an attention getting medical device is no longer quite as romantic when it bulges through your clothes. And when she finally exercise purges back into children's sizes it will be even more noticeable. Anna can't have people thinking she's a chubby widdle princess now can she?

Also, in that last pic she looks like a baby with gas. :lol:

I'm still honestly baffled as to what exactly she thinks she'll be returning to. She's way too old to be groomed for any kind of talent, and she's not going to get into any kind of compitions or shows. At her age the only things she has open to her are twice-a-week adult classes for fun/fitness and open skate at the rink. I don't know if she's stupid, delusional, or planning to try to weasel into things she will not get into, but the days of tutus and costumes and a crowd of people watching are OVER, Anna.
It's all about attention. She will once again worm her way into something for disabled people who deserve it more than her. But this time she has a better excuse attached to her abdomen.
 

Durable Mike Malloy

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Making a few phone calls and completing an online assignment is something most adults can do over a lunch break. In her Stories, Anna managed to make some minor chores fill up an entire day:
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Later, Anna's mom took her to her favorite doctor's office. Anna planned her "ostomy outfit of the day" around the exam room decor, as one does:
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Afterward, like a little kid being bribed with a toy after a trip to the dentist, Anna had Mama Ginger bring her to a discount book outlet:
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Another day, another doctor:
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And on Facebook Marketplace, Anna is once again hawking something - 20 pounds of frozen beef bones - that she most likely received for free as part of a promotion. Based on other influencer accounts, she was probably given the "25lb Organic Beef Bone Bundle Pack" to try with no strings attached, opened one package, and is now trying to sell the unused remainder:
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I'd bet that Anna didn't know or care to roast or soak the soup bones first, and just stunk up her mom's house boiling raw beef bones for hours. This results in an inedible pot of scum that makes your kitchen smell like death, and it is a stench that lingers.

Poor Mama Ginger.
 

undeified

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I'd bet that Anna didn't know or care to roast or soak the soup bones first, and just stunk up her mom's house boiling raw beef bones for hours. This results in an inedible pot of scum that makes your kitchen smell like death, and it is a stench that lingers.

Poor Mama Ginger.
Did I miss Anna unveganing? Pretty sure selling animal parts goes against the tenets of vegan ism, let alone actually trying them.
 
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Aren't you required to take ballet if you do figure skating?
Not that I'm aware of. Ballet helps tone the core muscles though, and promotes flexibility which are both useful for figure skating. I can imagine some otherwise-very-good skaters being encouraged to do ballet alongside it to improve on areas.

Did I miss Anna unveganing? Pretty sure selling animal parts goes against the tenets of vegan ism, let alone actually trying them.
Yeah I'm wondering this too! Although maybe she hopped on the ana "bone broth" trend and decided weight loss was more important than veganism.
 

undeified

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Yeah I'm wondering this too! Although maybe she hopped on the ana "bone broth" trend and decided weight loss was more important than veganism.
Nevermind, according to her wholefoods tab on Instagram she's been drinking bone broth since at least 45 weeks ago. Guess you're right.
 

A Name But Backwards

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Yeah she hasn't been vegan for a while. She has shown dinners (that she definitely really honestly ate) which included organic bison and salmon I believe.
 

BanalEntropy

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I bet she loved the stereotypical image of a ballerina then got fucked over hard because the dancers aren’t just slim and pretty, they’re lean and strong as fuck and you kinda need to eat food to pull off 32 fouettes in a row.
If she actually does try any ballet/figure skating shit, it's probably just so that she can purposely do something beyond her bodies ability so that she can snap a bone or something. The possibility of an "oh woe is me, further fallen from grace and suffering for my passions" post is probably all the motivation she needs.
 

BroccoliBrain

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If she actually does try any ballet/figure skating shit, it's probably just so that she can purposely do something beyond her bodies ability so that she can snap a bone or something. The possibility of an "oh woe is me, further fallen from grace and suffering for my passions" post is probably all the motivation she needs.
Hm, I seriously think she might be too squeamish (...in a different sense) to hurt herself like that. I know you’re exaggerating but I wonder if she would ever go as far to give herself a traumatic injury like that for attention but she might also be too vain for pain. Her thing is very much chronic vague shit and while she went as far as the poop bag I think she miscalculated what it would really be like, hence her behaviour in the current saga. Maybe she’d get hit by a car on her jogs but that might be too close for her depending on how desperate she is and it’s also not food related!

Also just realised figure skating and ballet (as far as I know) are two areas where they can be skinny, wear form fitting clothes but are not very sexualised*. It’s very ‘wow look at her twirl around like a little fairy’.

*i saw a video where the choreography was really erotic, as in the ballet dancers were pulling off sex positions instead of the usual and it was really technically impressive once you get over the ‘haha it looks like porn’. They were in nude leotards, it wasn’t a fetish thing.
 

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