Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

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She doesn't qualify for SSDI, because she doesn't have enough work credits. She is probably already getting SSI which is for poors and maxes out at like $700 a month.
Couldn't she get SSDI through her parents, like Chris did?
 

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Sooner rather than later, I think Anna will just end up marrying someone and will just fall under their umbrella of insurance. She's getting to that age in the more extreme Baptist circles where you pretty much marry any of the remaining single men in your congregation that has a passable job. Anna is striking similar to these Baptist women I befriended in college in the way that she behaves on social media. Posting long diatribes about scripture, complaining about how ailments suck, but you can feel God helping you fight, and lots and lots of crying. It's typical college age Baptist girl posting that I know all too well. If she's like them at all, and I really think she is by the way she carries herself and the way she posts, I will boldly predict she will be married inthe next 2-3 years and be under her husband's insurance. Every single one of these girls I knew are now married to someone from that college congregation with children. If she doesn't find a man in that time frame, her parents will find her one.

No offense to the Baptist people out there btw. Don't want it to seem like I'm attacking you.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Sooner rather than later, I think Anna will just end up marrying someone and will just fall under their umbrella of insurance. She's getting to that age in the more extreme Baptist circles where you pretty much marry any of the remaining single men in your congregation that has a passable job. Anna is striking similar to these Baptist women I befriended in college in the way that she behaves on social media. Posting long diatribes about scripture, complaining about how ailments suck, but you can feel God helping you fight, and lots and lots of crying. It's typical college age Baptist girl posting that I know all too well. If she's like them at all, and I really think she is by the way she carries herself and the way she posts, I will boldly predict she will be married inthe next 2-3 years and be under her husband's insurance. Every single one of these girls I knew are now married to someone from that college congregation with children. If she doesn't find a man in that time frame, her parents will find her one.

No offense to the Baptist people out there btw. Don't want it to seem like I'm attacking you.
I’d accept this premise if there was any indication that Anna has ever had a boyfriend. The only man she wants is Earth daddy and daddy god.

I don’t think Anna is capable of relationships with any human being, much less a romantic one where sex would eventually be expected (even if after marriage). Anna can’t even maintain friendships, so I think landing a good Christian husband in two years is a big stretch. Keep in mind she also has a shitbag now too, which has to make dating awkward, esp when she has zero experience dating to begin with.

I predict she will still be living at home, being cared for by Earth mom trying to starve herself.
 

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I’d accept this premise if there was any indication that Anna has ever had a boyfriend. The only man she wants is Earth daddy and daddy god.

I don’t think Anna is capable of relationships with any human being, much less a romantic one where sex would eventually be expected (even if after marriage). Anna can’t even maintain friendships, so I think landing a good Christian husband in two years is a big stretch. Keep in mind she also has a shitbag now too, which has to make dating awkward, esp when she has zero experience dating to begin with.

I predict she will still be living at home, being cared for by Earth mom trying to starve herself.
I think even Daddy Mike will put his foot down eventually. Whether Lydia will be dropped in to give some girltalk or even Viserys gets slipped a tenner per practice date we don't know.

Hell, Anna may even be compelled to settle for the Norman Bates-esque lad.
 

Tasty Tatty

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Keep in mind she also has a shitbag now too, which has to make dating awkward, esp when she has zero experience dating to begin with.
A Good Christian Husband™ wouldn't mind that, to be honest. In fact, most normal humans would be able to ignore that if they fall in love with someone who's a good person and deserves to be loved after going through bad times. That's why many disable people eventually marry people who aren't and try to have normal lives. Not Anna's case, though.

You're right on Anna being asexual. Really asexual, not tumblr-asexual. She doesn't seem to have a libido and I think I mentioned how that's a good thing. If she's really into Christianity, I guess she might be against contraception and I think we all can agree on how she should never reproduce, not only because of her bad genes but because of the mess that will cause in another human being.

Of course, she can always convince some poor sap to marry her without having sex during the marriage because God or whatever.
 

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And we're back!

Earth Mom, as part of her "kick Anna's ass in gear" campaign, is forcing Anna to do acts of service. So of course, Anna documents the whole thing and makes it entirely about herself! Visiting someone else in hospital resulted in Anna waxing poetic over how great she is, and Gods Speshul Widdle Girl.
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Please note that CF patients, real ones, are supposed to stay away from places like hospitals and doctors offices unless absolutely necessary, due to the high risk of infection. It seems Earth Mom put a stop of her Vogsmask cosplay, too.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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I think even Daddy Mike will put his foot down eventually. Whether Lydia will be dropped in to give some girltalk or even Viserys gets slipped a tenner per practice date we don't know.

Hell, Anna may even be compelled to settle for the Norman Bates-esque lad.
I think Earth Daddy likes being the “only man” in Anna’s life.

Down the road I could see them hooking her up with a very repressed gay Christian youth pastor guy to try offload her and make her fulfill her womanly role as wife and mother. A repressed gay dude might be perfect for Anna. He will never pressure precious Anna for sex and she will be too busy playing sick and taking selfies to notice all the strange dick he’s getting on the side.

Then Anna’s life implodes when her husband is arrested for banging the teens in the church youth group he leads and back to mom and dad she goes.
 

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A Good Christian Husband™ wouldn't mind that, to be honest. In fact, most normal humans would be able to ignore that if they fall in love with someone who's a good person and deserves to be loved after going through bad times. That's why many disable people eventually marry people who aren't and try to have normal lives. Not Anna's case, though.

You're right on Anna being asexual. Really asexual, not tumblr-asexual. She doesn't seem to have a libido and I think I mentioned how that's a good thing. If she's really into Christianity, I guess she might be against contraception and I think we all can agree on how she should never reproduce, not only because of her bad genes but because of the mess that will cause in another human being.

Of course, she can always convince some poor sap to marry her without having sex during the marriage because God or whatever.
If there's a self-hating gay in Earth Daddy's fundie congregation that wants to remain closeted, Anna would make a good beard for him, I guess? Not only would Anna never request or seek out physical intimacy (because sicky wicky widdle pwecious girls don't have sex, ewww!), but she would be too busy performing her dying-from-fake-CF routine to notice how often her husband "worked late" or question what he was doing while he was "going out for drinks with the guys". The guy would also get loads of good Christian brownie points from fellow church-going folks for supporting his "terminally ill" wife. I could see Earth Daddy trying to arrange something like this for Anna once she gets too old to be put on her parents' medical insurance any longer.
 

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You're right on Anna being asexual. Really asexual, not tumblr-asexual. She doesn't seem to have a libido and I think I mentioned how that's a good thing. If she's really into Christianity, I guess she might be against contraception and I think we all can agree on how she should never reproduce, not only because of her bad genes but because of the mess that will cause in another human being.
Keep in mind that one side-effect of anorexia/malnourishment is complete loss of libido so I'm sure this plays into it somewhat. I know Anna hasn't always been underweight (honestly, she always looks pretty normal to me, even at her worst) but I suspect she's always been lacking in a lot of vital nutrients because of her restrictive diet.

Here's a nice mental scenario for you kiwis to consider: Anna is forcefed back to complete health and suddenly her hormones roar into action. What is horny Anna like?
 

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And we're back!

Earth Mom, as part of her "kick Anna's ass in gear" campaign, is forcing Anna to do acts of service. So of course, Anna documents the whole thing and makes it entirely about herself! Visiting someone else in hospital resulted in Anna waxing poetic over how great she is, and Gods Speshul Widdle Girl.
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Please note that CF patients, real ones, are supposed to stay away from places like hospitals and doctors offices unless absolutely necessary, due to the high risk of infection. It seems Earth Mom put a stop of her Vogsmask cosplay, too.
I hope she wasn't there when the friend came around after surgery, she'd have thought the Angel Of Death had come for her!
 

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If there's a self-hating gay in Earth Daddy's fundie congregation that wants to remain closeted, Anna would make a good beard for him, I guess? Not only would Anna never request or seek out physical intimacy (because sicky wicky widdle pwecious girls don't have sex, ewww!), but she would be too busy performing her dying-from-fake-CF routine to notice how often her husband "worked late" or question what he was doing while he was "going out for drinks with the guys". The guy would also get loads of good Christian brownie points from fellow church-going folks for supporting his "terminally ill" wife. I could see Earth Daddy trying to arrange something like this for Anna once she gets too old to be put on her parents' medical insurance any longer.
Anna would have to actually attend a church long enough to meet and form a relationship with another congregant. Anna does not like joining groups for too long because people stop feigning interest in her and she is no longer the center of attention.

Even a closeted gay wouldn’t date Anna, though...she’s not even fun to be around platonically.
 

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Anna would have to actually attend a church long enough to meet and form a relationship with another congregant. Anna does not like joining groups for too long because people stop feigning interest in her and she is no longer the center of attention.

Even a closeted gay wouldn’t date Anna, though...she’s not even fun to be around platonically.
She's a smug and insufferable know-it-all, completely lacking in humility. Typical of Narcissists, she's never wrong--and when she is, there's always somebody else to blame before Jesus washes it all away. We've seen what a snippy, sanctimonious little bitch she can be to Insta followers who question her bullshit and bad information--and that's when she's safely hidden behind a keyboard and has time to stop and reflect, and edit her comments to put on a better face before posting.

IRL, I can't help but imagine that she'd be quickly reduced to a twitching mass of eye-rolls, grimaces, sighs, and other telltale physical expressions of defensiveness and contempt.

She has no friends, and it's obvious why. Her self-absorption is absolute; other people are there to serve her, and tell her how brave and inspiring and godly she is. If she's this obviously rotten when putting forth her best self online, can you imagine what she's got to be like IRL? Yikes.

So yeah, she's never getting married; her mother is stuck with her--until she's finally had enough, and packs Anna off to live with Earth Daddy.