Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

AbraCadaver

Mental health awareness, depression, giant shrimp.
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The bwavest widdle girl in all of christ's creation would like to share Daddy God's special miracle of the earth rotating just for her during her early morning exercise purge (before Earth Mom wakes up and catches her physically active enough to get a damn job).
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The beautiful silver lining of the oppressive storm that is living at home for naught, being waited on hand and foot and making up medical crises for attention.

SO BRAVE
 

Honomu

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Does she still live at home/with her parents? If she's so cut off from her sister and it is the case that she lives with the parents, wouldn't that mean that all 3 of them are pretty cut off from her sister? So sad.
 

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Does she still live at home/with her parents? If she's so cut off from her sister and it is the case that she lives with the parents, wouldn't that mean that all 3 of them are pretty cut off from her sister? So sad.
I’ve seen a number of families with normal kid(s) and one fucking trainwreck - in almost all cases the train wreck keeps the “normal kid” far away and somewhat alienated from the home and family, esp if there are two kids. The home and parents becomes eminent domain of the trainwreck, dance to her tune, so the normal kid just avoids visiting as much as possible.

I can only imagine how many times the sister is told not to upset poor, fragile Anna. Rather than go home and be forced to give narc supply to Anna and dance to her tune, the sister just stays away.

Parents ignoring the good kid to focus on the needy disaster kid is a very common situation.
 

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Does she still live at home/with her parents? If she's so cut off from her sister and it is the case that she lives with the parents, wouldn't that mean that all 3 of them are pretty cut off from her sister? So sad.
Her father seems to live separately and manages a different congregation (they are both ministers) and it is only poor Earth Mom stuck with Anna's poop stains.
 

Durable Mike Malloy

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In her Stories, Anna is posting selfies from a grotty-looking public restroom. She believes she was born in the wrong decade, because she is an old soul and a hippie at heart:
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Here, Anna appears to be suffering from hindsight bias and the historian's fallacy. She assumes she would've been popular in the past because she knows what ideas from the past turned out to be popular in the long run.

But of course, one suspects that 1960s Anna would be much like 2010s Anna. She'd fear the countercultural zeitgeist, lack any sort of social consciousness, alienate others with her offputting personality, and squander her money on gurus and miracle cures in pursuit of material goals, such as success, money, relationship connections, physical healing, and fame.

Also, she does not look like "an old soul." She appears to be flat-out geriatric.
 

multiverse

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In her Stories, Anna is posting selfies from a grotty-looking public restroom. She believes she was born in the wrong decade, because she is an old soul and a hippie at heart:
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Here, Anna appears to be suffering from hindsight bias and the historian's fallacy. She assumes she would've been popular in the past because she knows what ideas from the past turned out to be popular in the long run.

But of course, one suspects that 1960s Anna would be much like 2010s Anna. She'd fear the countercultural zeitgeist, lack any sort of social consciousness, alienate others with her offputting personality, and squander her money on gurus and miracle cures in pursuit of material goals, such as success, money, relationship connections, physical healing, and fame.

Also, she does not look like "an old soul." She appears to be flat-out geriatric.
I don't doubt she'd have gotten hooked into various quasi Christian commune-slash-cults, same as she regularly finds new gurus via Instagram. She'd have balked at fucking the leaders and then she'd be ostracized and on the search for a new guru, swearing she'd learned her lesson after the last one. Only difference would be that the likelihood of her actually getting laid would increase, due to pressure to give of herself freely as Jesus instructed.

Then she'd have joined the nascent evangelical movement, worn prairie dresses, and had 15 arrows for god all while struggling to praise her husband's headship. She would despair of being the thinnest, most holy, and most sought after women's group speaks only to remain relatively unknown because she's just not a very good writer or speaker. But that wouldn't stop her from being a legendary example to all other women in her mind.
 

Tasty Tatty

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I’ve seen a number of families with normal kid(s) and one fucking trainwreck - in almost all cases the train wreck keeps the “normal kid” far away and somewhat alienated from the home and family, esp if there are two kids. The home and parents becomes eminent domain of the trainwreck, dance to her tune, so the normal kid just avoids visiting as much as possible.

I can only imagine how many times the sister is told not to upset poor, fragile Anna. Rather than go home and be forced to give narc supply to Anna and dance to her tune, the sister just stays away.

Parents ignoring the good kid to focus on the needy disaster kid is a very common situation.
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Lidya was with the family during Anna's graduation. Either she's somehow in communication with them and said "oh, that's great, I'll visit a few days" or the parents forced her to go. I think it's a mix of both. I don' think she feels neglected, but rather is happy she's independent and away from her family so she doesn't have to deal with a "sickly" sister. Having a relative like Anna is harsh because you can't just stop loving them (as they're family), but you have to understand that you need to love yourself first.
 

multiverse

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hi, I'm sure I am big time ⏰ but

where the fuck are your fucking eyebrows

when you reach level 4 vegan, do you ascend eyebrows?
Ginger problems, plus long term ED causing hair loss.

Remember that rat tail of a ponytail she used to have? She had lovely long thick curly hair around age 16, it was her best feature as she's not much of a looker. And it's never grown back. She finally gave up and chopped it off when she first got into treatment, and was looking a bit healthier for a while.

Anyway, Anna was out for her 4th exercise purge of the day and she saw and stick and thought it was a snake but Daddy God saved her and gave her a special message or something.
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The hashtags are hilarious
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Ubiquitous

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Ginger problems, plus long term ED causing hair loss.

Remember that rat tail of a ponytail she used to have? She had lovely long thick curly hair around age 16, it was her best feature as she's not much of a looker. And it's never grown back. She finally gave up and chopped it off when she first got into treatment, and was looking a bit healthier for a while.

Anyway, Anna was out for her 4th exercise purge of the day and she saw and stick and thought it was a snake but Daddy God saved her and gave her a special message or something.
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The hashtags are hilarious
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This is why people need an occupation, otherwise they start taking pictures of sticks on the side of the road and writing rambling essays about them.
 

Android raptor

50% android, 50% raptor, 100% autistic
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I can get mistaking sticks for snakes (happens all the time while herping, I've seen a bumper sticker that says "I brake for sticks and pieces of rope" at Repticon), but it's not exactly something worth typing a giant paragraph about Jesus about. Anna why.

Even if it actually was a snake it would be way more interested in getting away from the Gains Goblin than biting her.
 

Qi Meng Dealer

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I can get mistaking sticks for snakes (happens all the time while herping, I've seen a bumper sticker that says "I brake for sticks and pieces of rope" at Repticon), but it's not exactly something worth typing a giant paragraph about Jesus about. Anna why.
Anna lives a miserable and boring life, so she has to make mountains out of mundane molehills for Instagram content.
 

Dysnomia

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And the sad part is, some even bigger suckers will give her money and she'll spend it on yet another scam.
More miracle water and magic powders. Anyone dumb enough to fall for her sob story deserves to have their bank account lightened.

At least Chris-Chan sold those sonichu necklaces. Anna isn't even throwing in a cookbook sneak peek with these.

I want to imagine Earth Mom being livid at Anna, but to be honest, the reason Anna got to this level of easily scammed basic bitch is precisely because she thinks her widdle Christian girl act will work on the whole world. That would be because it worked on Earth Mom every time.

I wish I could be laughing in glee but the pathetic posed crying pic has my eyeballs rolling so hard into my skull with exasperation. Why can't you do anything right, Anna? At least give us a nice ugly wail.
She's too weak to take pics of her daily glop bowl. Her recipes have been trickling so thin that no one gets to enjoy the best part of Anna anymore. I'm sad. :(

She's mooched another $135 in the last day.
Whoever gave her that money needs to be accompanied everywhere by a tard wrangler from now on. Because they are obviously pants shittingly r.etarded.
 

Android raptor

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I mean, one got Eve to eat an apple in the Bible, so Ana isn't gonna take any chances.
Anna actually has a lot in common with certain snakes, namely shit like ball pythons who are notorious for being weird about food and not wanting to eat. Though Anna can only dream about being able to go 4, 5 months without eating.