Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

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This woman is walking cringe. "#veganathlete"?... Ain't that a tad too pretentious, Anna? Don't forget that Jesus likes them humble.
What's that bath salt she's having for lunch?
She has CYSTIC FIBROSIS, and without an entire bag of salt to eat as a snack after she exercise purges for a few hours, she could literally die.

Also: zero calories.
 

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She has CYSTIC FIBROSIS, and without an entire bag of salt to eat as a snack after she exercise purges for a few hours, she could literally die.

Also: zero calories.
Oh, right. Silly me for not remembering that. Anna doesn't mention it often enough and I tend to forget.

So now I guess I can add salt water to the list of purging methods. Nothing's better for your gut than a tall glass of warm water with 500gr of salt right after 2 hours of strenuous exercise!
 

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Old post, but I have to respond:

Of course it's from a vegan news site but it legit makes me A-Log that with all the native animals (and pets and livestock) who have been burned to a crisp and all the people losing their homes (and even lives) Anna is focused on feral camels being humanely culled here instead of drawing attention to the native animals (who aren't a drain on their environment like feral animals are) being absolutely skull fucked by the bushfires. Kangaroo Island used to have an excess of koalas and they would be shipped to other states to bolster their healthy koala populations, but 50% of the island's koalas were lost in the fire. What about the animals that actually belong here? Not a word about them, or the people who have lost everything. She can't even pretend to give a shit.
I'll take my MOTIs on the chin.
Agreed, people clutching their pearls over harmful invasive species being culled also makes the MOTI. Australia especially has been pretty much skullfucked for years by invasive species like camels, foxes, rabbits, feral cats, cane toads, etc, that have even resulted in some species going extinct. Culling them sounds cruel, but it's necessary to save native wildlife.

It's like everything she posts about Anna most take the most ignorant-ass position possible.
 

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Sometimes, your dreams of spending your adult life pretending to be in the winter olympics in between napping in the couch really DO come true! But only if your parents completely give up and support you, your laziness, and your delusions in every way, including finacially.
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Nancy, if your adult daughter can wake up early each monring to go ice skating, she can wake up early each morning to go to a damn job.
Himalayan pink salt? In a fucking ziploc bag? :cringe:

Can someone with CF knowledge please tell me if eating a bag of salt would ever be recommended to anyone with CF as a way to replenish?

Is she just pouring it into her mouth or mixing it with water? Is this a highly erroneous Anna version of something she glanced at for three seconds while googling ways to seem like she is best #cyster?
 

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Himalayan pink salt? In a fucking ziploc bag? :cringe:

Can someone with CF knowledge please tell me if eating a bag of salt would ever be recommended to anyone with CF as a way to replenish?

Is she just pouring it into her mouth or mixing it with water? Is this a highly erroneous Anna version of something she glanced at for three seconds while googling ways to seem like she is best #cyster?

Sodium Chloride (Salt)
Why do I need it? Sodium chloride is also called salt. Salt plays an important role in maintaining fluid balance in the body, which means keeping the right amount of water in the right places. Salt also helps muscles contract. Not getting enough salt can interfere with growth; reduce appetite; and cause stomach pain, weakness, muscle cramps, nausea and headache. People with CF lose a lot of salt in their sweat, so they must eat more salty foods, especially during hot, humid weather.

How do I get it? Table salt is the best source, along with foods that are processed with salt, such as bacon and pickles. Fresh foods such as meats, chicken, fish, fruits, vegetables, rice and pasta have very little salt; but they are high in salt when they are processed into canned and boxed soups, vegetables, pastas and frozen dinners. Make sure to read food labels and use the saltshaker to add extra salt.

How much do I need? No one is sure how much salt people with CF need; the usual recommendation is to eat salty foods and use the saltshaker freely at meals and snacks. People with CF who play or exercise outside in hot weather may want to add 1/8 teaspoon of salt to 1 1/2 cups (12 ounces) of a sports drink, such as Gatorade®. Infants with CF should get 1/8 teaspoon of salt daily until they are 6 months old. Parents then should increase it to a 1/4 teaspoon of salt daily. It is important not to use too much salt, so ask your care team if you have any questions.

So you just got to translate that to Anna.
 

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Sodium Chloride (Salt)
Why do I need it? Sodium chloride is also called salt. Salt plays an important role in maintaining fluid balance in the body, which means keeping the right amount of water in the right places. Salt also helps muscles contract. Not getting enough salt can interfere with growth; reduce appetite; and cause stomach pain, weakness, muscle cramps, nausea and headache. People with CF lose a lot of salt in their sweat, so they must eat more salty foods, especially during hot, humid weather.

How do I get it? Table salt is the best source, along with foods that are processed with salt, such as bacon and pickles. Fresh foods such as meats, chicken, fish, fruits, vegetables, rice and pasta have very little salt; but they are high in salt when they are processed into canned and boxed soups, vegetables, pastas and frozen dinners. Make sure to read food labels and use the saltshaker to add extra salt.

How much do I need? No one is sure how much salt people with CF need; the usual recommendation is to eat salty foods and use the saltshaker freely at meals and snacks. People with CF who play or exercise outside in hot weather may want to add 1/8 teaspoon of salt to 1 1/2 cups (12 ounces) of a sports drink, such as Gatorade®. Infants with CF should get 1/8 teaspoon of salt daily until they are 6 months old. Parents then should increase it to a 1/4 teaspoon of salt daily. It is important not to use too much salt, so ask your care team if you have any questions.

So you just got to translate that to Anna.
"Adult CF patients need a tablespoon or so of salt per day in their diet via eating foods containing salt"

Anna: "Mom, I HAVE to eat an entire bag of salt per day or else I die! Yes, it causes more dehydration. Do you want me to die, Mom?"

Remember how Anna's new thing is engineering electrolyte dehydration emergencies? Remember how Jaquie and her toobz bit the dust? Yeah. We're in the death saga now.
 

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What's slightly confusing to me is how the people who follow her don't seem to ever spot these obvious/egregious falsities and lies and point them out to her...?
(Unless they do and she is huffily deleting them with her judgemental and pious little chapped crusty fingers)

Like this baffling, stupid salt thing. Its just such an ugly, moronic lie - a big fat ziploc bag of pink salt as the star of the show in one of her Insta stories? And not ONE single actual cystic fibrosis patient comments saying "um, well, in fact actually Anna, no thats not normal and no, none of us have done that. That's weird."

She has been at this for years now, you would think that people would be cottoning on to her bullshit. Either her followers must all be other ED lemmings and Munchies, or a clusterfuck of Jesuspals who are too dumb and sheepbrained to understand her backwards and wrongworded fancy "science talk"
 

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So what would that (bag of rock salt?) do to someone who didn't really have CF and larps as a sick widdle girl by dehydrating herself on the regular? I'm with everyone else suspicious of her ana-munching past. She did have 3 dehydration "emergencies" over the holidays .
 

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So what would that (bag of rock salt?) do to someone who didn't really have CF and larps as a sick widdle girl by dehydrating herself on the regular? I'm with everyone else suspicious of her ana-munching past. She did have 3 dehydration "emergencies" over the holidays .
What Anna has in that bag is himalayan pink salt. It's 98%+ of just sodium (regardless of how many people claim it has a "shit ton" of trace minerals). Eating an excess of salt like that bag can be harmful for any person. At the very least, you're talking about dehydration, increased body fluids and hypertension. But what else can develop if someone eats an butt load of salt is hypernatremia (high sodium levels), fluid overload to cells which causes damage, and even seizures when it starts affecting brain cells. Hypernatremia can also go hand in hand with azotemia (elevated nitrogen compounds in blood) which is kidney related and can cause damage. Nausea and vomiting can also occur. There are recorded cases of people chugging soy sauce and getting extremely sick on an overload of sodium.

Anna is probably doing this to dehydrate herself and to purge, since it is a simple and effective way of doing so. CFers need extra salt, but not an entire bags worth a day.
 

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What Anna has in that bag is himalayan pink salt. It's 98%+ of just sodium (regardless of how many people claim it has a "shit ton" of trace minerals). Eating an excess of salt like that bag can be harmful for any person. At the very least, you're talking about dehydration, increased body fluids and hypertension. But what else can develop if someone eats an butt load of salt is hypernatremia (high sodium levels), fluid overload to cells which causes damage, and even seizures when it starts affecting brain cells. Hypernatremia can also go hand in hand with azotemia (elevated nitrogen compounds in blood) which is kidney related and can cause damage. Nausea and vomiting can also occur. There are recorded cases of people chugging soy sauce and getting extremely sick on an overload of sodium.

Anna is probably doing this to dehydrate herself and to purge, since it is a simple and effective way of doing so. CFers need extra salt, but not an entire bags worth a day.
Well, we don't have to guess why Anna is so keen on all the salt; she's told us in her own words. In her "Tips for Smoother Digestion," Anna explicitly endorses the consumption of salt for its laxative effect.

And to summarize a now-deleted video on her Youtube channel, Anna claimed that the REAL MEDICAL DOCTORS who really actually diagnosed her with CF urged her to consume table salt by the tablespoonful. As a Certified Regenerative Detoxification Specialist, she knew that table salt was a bleached, ruined, chemicalized, manmade toxin and chose to drink celery juice instead. (In real life, celery is one of the few vegetables that contains appreciable levels of sodium. It is also a laxative.) But then she read the Sermon on the Mount, where Jesus praises the salt of the earth and recommends casting aside salt that has lost its savor. Being a theologian and a Bible scholar, Anna realized that "the salt that has lost its savor" was literal table salt, but Himalayan pink salt and Celtic sea salt were literally the salt of the earth, and because they were natural and came from God, she could consume them in any quantity without harmful effects. (Because there were many uses for salt in the ancient world, this Bible verse is open to a variety of interpretations, but most scholars and theologians agree that Jesus was not literally talking about table salt.)

Anna says it "WOULD we [sic] wise to sprinkle a bit" of salt "on your steamed veggies," which is a normal thing normal people would do. But when pressed on her actual habit of consuming salt to excess for its laxative effect, she invokes the naturalistic fallacy and appeals to no less an authority than God Himself to defend her disordered behavior.

This is a clear instance of Anna's manipulative practices of lying by omission and shifting goalposts. She must be absolutely exhausting to deal with in real life.

I'll also note that virtually all pink "Himalayan" salt comes from a single mine owned by the government of Pakistan. The fact that "Pink Salt is mined by hand by skilled workers keeping traditional methods alive" is often featured on packaging and in promotional materials to justify the relatively high retail price of this salt.

However, "traditional methods" here refer to those instituted under British colonial rule over a century ago. Prior to the 1870s, local women living in the "Salt Range" south of the Himalayas would contribute to their household income by digging salt from small pits and tunnels, washing the "efflorescent earth" to purify the salt, and selling it at markets or to traders. Sometimes the product was taxed in a system similar to other land-taxes, and at other times, taxes on salt were lifted to encourage peasants to go make more salt. As far as mining goes, salt mining is relatively safe, but this seems like it was always a pretty brutal way to make a living.

British land laws tended to exacerbate rather than mitigate the economic insecurity of peasant laborers in India and Pakistan. The British expanded the Mayo (now Khewra) Salt Mine operation into a monopoly, rounded up and forcibly relocated families, compelled them to work in the salt mine under slave-like conditions, and stamped out competition by subjecting traditional salt producers to harsh penalties for "smuggling." Today, the miners who work by hand to drill, blast, and excavate the salt with few safety protections are all descendants of the original forced laborers. They are paid around $2.25 per ton. (That number comes from this 2018 article, where salt miners are quoted as saying mining is a good job because they earn enough money to send their children to school, so the next generation will not have to labor in the mines.)

Whoever is getting rich off the extreme markup of Himalayan pink salt, it sure isn't the "skilled workers keeping traditional methods alive."

Not everyone has the time and resources to figure out where their food comes from and the conditions under which it is produced, not everyone who cares about this stuff has enough money to put where their mouth is, and becoming concerned to the point of obsession with the "purity" of one's diet is not healthy for anyone.

But Anna has nothing but time on her hands, very few living expenses, and pink salt is a relatively pricey product that nobody actually needs to eat. This is just another example of how Anna only cares about her eating disorder.
 
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Friends, gather round! Anna is triumphantly looking up at Daddy God through her kitchen ceiling, and she's cured! Well, she can exercise purge until she's "catatonic" and she almost passes out after her gym sessions, and she's regularly dehydrating herself to dangerous levels. Best year ever! Also, Earth Mom is paying for a geneticist to tell her she's super duper special. So you could say everything is going her way.
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Friends, gather round! Anna is triumphantly looking up at Daddy God through her kitchen ceiling, and she's cured! Well, she can exercise purge until she's "catatonic" and she almost passes out after her gym sessions, and she's regularly dehydrating herself to dangerous levels. Best year ever! Also, Earth Mom is paying for a geneticist to tell her she's super duper special. So you could say everything is going her way.
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Her face looks like that naked mole rat from the Kim Possible movie. But less cute.
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She must have the most awe-inspiring ceiling fan in the whole state!

Who would have guessed that waking up ridiculously early to drive fuck knows how long, then exercise until your legs are mush and driving back home would leave you exhausted? My mind is blown!

She had a bit of a Freudian slip with the dehydration and overexercising bit there, almost a confession.
I love the dissonance of "things are great" but also "my health's going to shit". You can tell she wants it to sound like she's being positive when everything sucks, but it comes out as her being looking forward to shit getting worse.

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Guys I know it's Anna but I don't think she was implying that she was going to eat a big bag of salt. I think she was just saying she carries extra salt with her. I keep a bag of salt (and pepper) in my lunch bag as well, that doesn't mean I'm eating the whole bag everyday.