• "I can safely say that I have never met a more pathetic group than you people."

Gross Anna Johnson, the Fit Vegan GingerJesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

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  1. https://www.instagram.com/thefitveganginger/

    A rather scary 'healthy living' blogging girl who has evolved over the years into severe orthorexia, has constant health issues that could be blamed on her overexercise and super weird diet, and yet has 1,000+ followers who seem to think her behavior is perfectly normal.

    Here she gets into an argument over whether or not she has an eating disorder as she asks for reviews on zero-calorie sauce she does not need.

    She's claimed to have an "allergy to fat" on multiple occasions giving her horrible migraines, excusing her use of things like powdered peanut butter, but she on other occasions will eat fats (that her eating disorder probably deems okay) and someone will call her out on it, and she'll be like "Oh haha avocado is so good I just dealt with the migraine :)"

    She also wants to sell a cookbook. But her recipes on her blog are just...wow.

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    I present to you, people of the Farms, raw vegan Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

    "Ingredients
    1. One medium/large zucchini, chopped
    2. 5 oz. celery (about 4 large sticks), chopped
    3. 1 medium carrot, grated and chopped (or 6 baby carrots)
    4. 1/4-1/2 tsp cinnamon
    5. 15 drops liquid stevia
    6. 1 cup almond tard cum"

    "You will not BELIEVE how delish this bowl of yummy is. Don't let the veggies scare you--it tastes EXACTLY like that cinnamon toast crunch cereal from General Mills!"

    And I just barfed in my mouth.
     
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  2. We need some material, some drama, something funny. Screencaps of her getting mad at people or saying dumb shit. It's a good start, but needs more content.
    That said, I went onto her instagram and quickly regretted my decision.
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  3. She looks like a psycho to me.

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  4. She looks like a cancer patient.
     
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  6. Super fucking skinny Gluten Free Girl. I'm gonna love this thread.
     
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  7. Man, her Instagram is a goldmine in that respect.
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    Aaand in the comments...
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  8. Ya know, when I first heard "orthorexia" ages ago, I just rolled my eyes and chalked it up as fat fucks making up a new term to throw at skinny people.

    But seeing this now, I have a full understanding WHY the condition exists, and I am horrified.

    Very few things I can see on her collection there look edible, and most of the edible stuff are basically the things where it's just veggies and yogurt in separate bowls. Also her psychotic smile she has in most of her pictures just makes everything else that much less appetizing, holy crap!
     
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  9. If I remember correctly, on her blog she would post photos of daily meals but that stopped when people pointed out she was basically "reusing" food to give the impression that she was eating. So she would say she had a banana for breakfast, but in the pictures there would be the same banana getting progressively brown day by day. And all the photos she ever shares are very staged, very uneaten and sometimes pushed around like she's five and wants to show she ate a whole lot.

    http://thefitveganginger.blogspot.com/ Blogspot.
    https://www.facebook.com/thefitveganginger/ Facebook, used back in October.
     
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  10. She looks like she has cancer.
     
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  11. Ginger Skeletor!

    Also, this is totally not going to turn into a debate on wanting to have sex with her. Totally.
     
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  12. She put a tag of Dysautonomia on one of her pictures. Sounds pretty serious and makes me wonder if it's healthy for her to run 9 miles with that condition.
     
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  13. ^She also mentions a general thyroid condition...which was totes cured by her veganism, guise. Her goal for going 1oo% raw vegan is to not have to take medications for her illnesses.

    Also, found proof she still stages her food. Any food with bite marks all have the same, uniform look to them and anything in a bowl (salads, etc) is usually just stirred.
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  14. It seems she's obsessed with super low calorie foods and eats practically no carbs at all. You could eat most of this stuff all day long and still be malnourished.

    She'll probably end up another casualty of the feedback loop phenomenon where an absolute nutcase gets asspats and approval for hideously self destructive behavior.
     
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  15. It is not sushi without rice. Rice is the defining ingredient of sushi.
     
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  16. See, this is why I'll never go vegan. The majority of people who do that are both stupid and creepy. And this one's no exception.

    (Seriously, how do carrots, zucchini and celery even taste remotely to breakfast cereal?)
     
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  17. I'm weirded out because this woman looks exactly like a chick I knew in elementary school down to the smile. I'm actually really, really womdering if it's her
    EDIT: it's not her, they have different names. The reason I was weirded out is because I wouldn't have predicted the chick I knew to devolve into this, she's even the right age to be her
     
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  18. I assume she makes up the rest of her necessary nutrients by sucking peoples souls out when she makes eye contact with them. Seriously, someone give this bitch a bacon grease sandwich that's been deep-fried. Twice.
     
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