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Gross Anna Johnson, the Fit Vegan GingerJesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Rihanna Ikari, Nov 26, 2015.

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  1. I couldn't think of a better way for her to emphasize that she has the tits normally associated with an 11 year old boy.
     
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  2. She's basically this subway ad IRL that got everyone's
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  3. There's no way in hell she isn't well aware of the connotations of the pic. Of all the ways she could have staged it she chose that? So the girl actually does have a sense of humour ;).
     
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  4. I still don't understand why she's eating it out of a plastic bag. Is that a crucial element to the recipe?

    Not wanting to have direct-skin contact with food is another sign of eating disorders.
     
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  5. I get it. It keeps the food clean, like how we bag up a sandwich or something rather than just putting a stick through it and putting it in our gym bag.

    Still really weird to eat a cucumber alone, especially after a hard work out.
     
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  6. There's another one I can't find right now but it's just as suggestive. These images are a bit old now, but our theory at the time was she knew she was making dirty jokes. Like the cauliflowers, she knows she's making a tit joke. Repressed Christian humour I guess?

    I think the recipe was called 'cuke in a bag'. Good point about the food contact.
     
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    Nothing like a post work out cucumber to spike the insulin. This is about the amount of calories a normal person would burn if their hour long workout was sitting in a chair taking selfies with vegetables. A serving of gummy vitamins and fish oil has more calories.
     
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  8. If I recall, our Princess Ana was shocked to her soul that someone found her cuke in a bag, held over her crotch, to be sexual. Also, why do you need the bag when you can peel the skin off? Cucumber comes with natural wrapping.
     
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  9. Anna's "cuke in a bag" almost rivals Ashley's "drink mix and water" recipe
     
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  10. Lol with this eating disorder freak "puke in a bag" is more likely.
     
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  11. Maybe she thinks the natural wrapping is unclean, and she can't touch it unless she has another wrapper around it.

    Maybe she's just crazy.
     
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  12. The cucumber skin is loaded up with a whole 8th of the calories.
    Sometimes I go crazy and eat a whole plate of nothing but the skins but wow
     
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  13. Remember kiwis, unless you want your girl having morning sickness puke, always wrap your cuke.

    I both like and internally sigh at her wording: "my famous cuke in a bag!" There's nothing famous about putting a fruit in a plastic bag (aside from the dick jokes that come from it). She acts like she's revealing some awesome recipe that everyone swoons over but this. This isn't even a recipe. Mixable kool-aid is more of a recipe than this.
     
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  14. Her body is so small it looks like her head was photoshopped on.
     
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  15. "Cuke" sounds like some kind of derogatory insult.
     
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  16. goddamn cukes ruined this country
     
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  17. Yeah but that's assuming you eat, you know, any of it.

    Even in the picture of her "post work-out snack mmm so good" she still hasn't had a single goddamned bite.
     
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  18. Imagine walking in on her in the locker room. Taking little nibbles of a flavorless cucumber. Like the world's saddest squirrel.
     
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  19. Just out of curiosity has anyone found out what her parents look like? Someone is condoning this eating disorder obviously and I'm sure it's the parents.
     
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  20. Her parents, Ronald and Christine, are a retired couple who own a small chain of car detailing companies.
    They do condone her eating habits and the life she is living, they understand she is unable to cope with a body she considers "less than healthy".
    Christine was thin and is putting on the chub in her old age, Ronald is short but also looks to be getting heavier.
    Anna does not talk about her parents much as they are very private people and she respects that.
    The only photo I have been able to find is this one on their 25th wedding anniversary they celebrated in February 2015.
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    No clue on her parents, honest.
     
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