• "Put THAT on your cwcki!"

Gross Anna Johnson, the Fit Vegan GingerJesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Rihanna Ikari, Nov 26, 2015.

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  1. Her dad looks like Mike Ehrmentraut
     
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    In addition to updating her fb profile pic, this little cheeto-legged weirdo's been posting quite busily on her private ig account.

    I wonder if she's managed to #cureCF through her magical diet.
     
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  3. Her legs look.....a tiny bit better? In terms of size.
     
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  4. Is that supposed to be a plié? Bitch, you can't do ballet when you have the grace and poise of a mummy.
     
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  5. Me and another kiwi are meeting up in a couple of months, and because we're raging exceptional individuals, we've decided we're going to see how bad boiling a hamburger (Kengle's meal of choice apparently) can fuck up a concept as simple as a burger. But we decided we also need a sidedish from FVG to accompany it, one that hasn't been done by a kiwi before (we were gonna do cranberry thing untill we realized someone did it). Any suggestions on how to comitt culinary suicide effectively?
     
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  6. I think a digital version of her cookbook is somewhere in this thread. Pick your poison.
     
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  7. And when did ballerinas start making claw hands?

    I find it upsetting that there isn't one of us that has the privilege of following her. I miss the good old days where we'd talk about her body/skeleton and make fun of her poop and semen pancakes.
     
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    #3647 niggawhat, Oct 9, 2016
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  8. She does not have CF omg. A little bit of powerleveling but someone close to me died of CF and he would eat like 6,000 calories a day and still be so underweight and weak he couldn't do much of anything. If she had it she would have DIED months ago on her crumb diet. She couldn't sustain herself on a vegan diet with CF. People with the disease need to intake lots of calories because their body won't absorb most of it.
     
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  9. Some recent pictures of Anna, she appears to not have jumped on the leach and turpentine chugging trends yet, maybe those'll cure the CF she's still claiming to have:
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  10. Is it just me or do her legs look a bit better in this one?
     
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  11. They look like they're all muscle. No natural fat or anything. :c
     
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  12. Well, she's not quite as much at death's door as she was living on her own, but she's still pretty frail. With parental supervision she's less of a cow and wont die as soon, so go Anna's parents, I guess (still can't keep her away from medical quackery, but you can't win them all.)
     
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  13. Her upper body looks kind of weird in that second photo.
     
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  14. She still looks so unnaturally small :(
     
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    #3654 Kataomoi00, Dec 11, 2016
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  15. At least the muscles seems to be not wasting away currently.
     
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    Here's one more - the thumbnail from her @breathing4god ig account, in which she is preparing to exercise outdoors while wearing a Vogmask. These reuseable breathing masks are available to CF patients at a reduced price, to guard against pulmonary infectious diseases.

    In addition to interacting extensively with the CF community on instagram, she continues to follow many disordered-appearing "health and fitness" accounts. So yeah, I'd be inclined to attribute any improvement in her physique to her parents' intervention, rather than her own initiative.
     
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  17. She looks like a very skinny 12 year old boy with that on who is trying to play make-believe airsoft.
     
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  18. That face genuinely frightens me. She looks like the bastard love child of Jack Nicholson and Carrot Top in this picture.
     
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  19. Oh jesus christ I had my browser fullscreened and her face took up my entire monitor for a sec. Was not expecting that jumpscare.
     
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  20. Malnutrition can be very hard to recover permanently from. It's recommended they have three full meals (each meal consisting of at least two courses) and three snacks a day. That's an awful lot of food for someone who hates eating and prefers to live off celery sticks.
    Also, depending on how far gone she was, her hair, skin and teeth may be permanently damaged.
     
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