Anna Johnson, the Fit Vegan GingerJesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Rihanna Ikari, Nov 26, 2015.

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  1. Her face screams out 'manic crazy girlfriend that will stab you and light your cat on fire'. Christ it's creepy.
     
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  2. There's a firecrotch joke in there somewhere.
     
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  3. At this point it's less "manic girllfriend that'll stab you" and more "demented goblin that will try to drag you to the netherworld" tbh
     
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    Anna has updated her fb profile picture, which now depicts her at ballet class wearing the same reusable filter mask featured in her ig thumbnail.

    One suspects Anna's adoption of the visible trappings of disability discourages the people around her not only from attributing her unhealthy appearance to her disordered eating and exercise habits, but also from expressing criticism or concern if they do make the connection.
     
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  5. Bang on
     
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  6. You can really see the hair loss in that picture too. Poor girl. I feel bad for her, then I remember that she pushes this on other impressionable girls too. So sad.
     
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  7. I wonder what terrible enabler is taking these photos.
     
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  9. I wish. When you look at the quality of that photo compared to Anna's normal photography it's better by miles. It might actually have even been pretty if Anna wasn't diseased.

    Someone definitely took it for her.
     
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  10. It isn't even a matter of her being diseased. It's a matter of her wearing clothes to hide the spooky underneath. If she was in something that didn't make her look diseased, then it could pass for normal.
     
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  11. Going by fb comments, at least one of her recent photos - where she's wearing the turquoise shorts and standing on a rock - was most likely taken by her dad. The rest are anyone's guess.

    On another note, Anna's maternal grandmother recently passed away. There's been some speculation as to the state of Anna's parents' relationship, largely focused on the notion that the breakdown of their marriage might correlate with the onset of Anna's disordered behavior. But even though they live a couple of hours apart, the wording of the obituary would suggest their marriage remains intact. Huh.

    In any case, condolences to Anna's family - it can be especially difficult to lose a relative during the holiday season.
     
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  12. Those bane masks are a meme. It doesn't help for shit.

    Ideally you would work out at the base of a mountain and recover on its peak. This mask is just a way to capitalize on people's stupidity.
     
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  13. Guess nobody cared who they were until they put on the mask.
     
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  14. Anybody else find it odd that she's deliberately covering her body as much as she can including the mask?

    Compare that to the other girls. What is she hiding from them?
     
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  17. Did she go germophobe now too or was she trying to keep the baby from whatever vile disease she has?
     
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  18. In her mind , its because cystic fibrosis. IRL, bitch is crazy.
     
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  19. The expression on the baby's face says it all, really.
     
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  20. Bane?
     
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