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Gross Anna Johnson, the Fit Vegan GingerJesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Rihanna Ikari, Nov 26, 2015.

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  1. yeah but that has calories
     
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  2. GUYS! I don't know if this has been posted already (there are a lot of pages and I'm still reading through them...), but since I couldn't find her Instagram account (it's apparently been taken down), I found this!

    https://www.instagram.com/thefitvegangingercooks/

    It doesn't have any pictures of her ("how am I supposed to sell a fitness cookbook if I don't look very healthy myself?"), but it's got her nasty "food".
     
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  3. I'm fairly sure that's a parody account. Many of the pictures of the food are her monstrous concoctions by the look of it, but there's no way the captions were written sincerely :lol:
     
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  4. Are you sure? Her "personal" account is gone and I don't think this one has been updated since the last time her "website" was updated (2016). The captions seemed to be pretty closer to her level of writing (lots of exclamation points, "excited" words, etc..). I mean, I can totally understand it being a parody account, but what if she's so out of touch with reality that she's gone so far as to make some crazy cookbook promotion account? Why else would her normal account be gone from existence?
     
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  5. Pretty sure.
    upload_2017-4-19_16-27-4.png

    It's a parody account from when Ginger first did the internet rounds. She must have rage-deleted about a year ago, because the person (definitely not Ginger) got bored of the joke and gave up. A lot of the pictures are clearly photoshopped. If this is the parody account I remember, a lot of the Ginger "food" is actually cat vomit photoshopped onto plates.
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  6. [​IMG]

    I guess this is around the time she deleted her pictures, and the parody account got bored shortly after.
     
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  7. The avatar is fucking Gabbo. How can you not tell it's a parody account?
     
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  8. Hopefully she's getting better and just privated social media because she doesn't want any weight gain to be noticed by her pro-ana following. Not that faking CF (or maybe really believing she has CF due to having a pathetic immune system and feeling like ass all the time) is really "better" exactly, but being a lying attention whore certainly has a lower mortality rate than anorexia does.

    Yeah that's right FVG, because you seem like the type to be reading this. :anna:
    We want you to get your shit together and not die. Even though we think you're a cunt.

    P.S., Crohn's disease would have been more believable.
     
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  9. You're not supposed to do that with starvation victims. That's called "refeeding syndrome" and it could kill them. Plus, it's a waste of a good bacon grease sandwich.
     
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  10. Somebody as hideously ill as Anna would need hospital treatment and intravenous nutrition to regain healthy weight. She passed the point of 'just eat more to get better' a long, long time ago.
     
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  11. Yeah that food actually looks edible, it can't be our favourite freaky dancer.
     
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  12. The store's Facebook, most recent entry... Anybody local who can go check this out tomorrow?

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    (was linked from the business site, but with a very small avatar/link.)
     
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  13. I say that's definitely ol' Ging. These look like one of her old creations, the repeated mention of Stevia, and the Bible quotes are just a dead giveaway.

    EDIT: uhhh, and the image of her on the Facebook page for the company posted above, ninjad :o.

    This is definitely the weirdest thing listed... No ingredients listed either?

    There are some cat vomit looking creations too.

    I think the main difference is she's using an oven to cook now? Before, she threw all her concoctions in the microwave for a couple minutes and called it a day, this food looks like it's been cooked somewhat appropriately.
     
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    #3736 Durable Mike Malloy, Apr 21, 2017 at 1:48 PM
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  14. Gotta admit a few of the photos on that website actually look appetizing. I see she's hidden the horrors behind a paywall however. What's the in store selling point though? "Buy this stuff and you too can look like a paper skinned half dead skeletor cosplay!"
     
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  15. Oh it's her alright. I'd recognize those food abominations anywhere.
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    This. This looks like a bowl of dirt.
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    And her 'Raw' Chili. Is there some fucking law stating she can't even heat it up or something? There's is no reason why it has to be raw. You could simmer all that stuff in a pot and there'd be no negative effects on it.

    Just when I thought I was out the bitch pulls me back in.
     
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  16. In this entry, we learn that Anna claims to have successfully treated "countless clients" with many unspecified medical conditions, continues to disregard medical advice in favor of disgusting food, and is shilling an essential oil pyramid scheme.
    http://archive.is/Tgb32

    According to her About Me page, her "life’s goal is to advocate for natural health, and to tell everyone who is struggling with a health problem that there is hope…there’s an alternative to drugs and doctors…hospitals and lifelong health problems. You can help yourself…and the secret ingredient is, often times, growing right in your back yard."

    She says she has recently cured herself of kidney failure, liver failure, and seven different simultaneous lung infections - on top of the migraines, blindness, POTS dysautonomia, displaced organs etc she claims to have cured previously!

    Also, her logo, um, does not appear to be original.
     
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    #3739 Durable Mike Malloy, Apr 21, 2017 at 2:42 PM
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  17. Said it before; if she wants to shill her shit that's her business but convincing people that they can cure themselves is dangerous and stupid.
     
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