They won't let me retire until I get one more ring
She's becoming an adult... when she's almost 40.View attachment 2249791
This Itinerary was posted in April 15th, but its pretty detailed and sorted and obvisouly had existed a bit.
Recap of vid:
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One of the concessions she had to make was that the family would live in the home past the close. (Oddly enough as shown above she already planned this huge ass trip for june before she bought the house....so who made them wait til July her or the owners...) She expected that in doing so her lease would be held back and that THE FAMILY would pay for her mortgage those months. I think she is very confused about it all and doenst understand it is THEIR house until that day. It's all very fishy.
Shes upset that her apartment has already been rented out so she is unable to extend her lease that SHE ended. She expected them to not set up a new tenant until she vacated it seems. (As a landlord in my state when a tenant gives notice or chooses not to extend lease I am immediately able to start showing the house with them in it.)
So she decided why not road trip for 2 months with Data because she needs him for HER anxiety. She wishes she could show us how endearing their relationship is but Data does not like the camera.
She totally has no plan for the trip or her looks or her shilling. (Complete lie.) She says shes using tons of hotel points from cancelled trips.
She's going to be doing packing and trip videos...(Little late...)
Her trip is totally gonna be natural parks and hiking. She'll probably go to LA and Vegas (it's almost like she knows,,,) She will also be visiting her Dad and Step-Mom? (Sherry).
Shes crying now that this means shes becoming and adult and owning something and leanring to finanically plan (HA!)
She will teach us all about budgetting and buying a house if she wants. She did not use a CPA. She used a lawyer and now laughes stating she has to use multiple lawyers now. She told people this process is terrible. (It's honestly only terrible if you approahc it as she did) She didn't use any mortgage or insurance brokers (Think she means she didnt before this for this one)
Shes crying now that things are untainable to her because shes a single woman. This trip is her last hurrah before she has to be an adult.
Oh God shes singing now. This is the song (Won't link real version because this fits her version better and comes with bonus Ted Raimi playing a gay version of Joxer):
She says she has to learn to use pwoer tools now. She's going to kick ass at this.
Spring Break Adult Edition. And onto the porn jokes. Shes taking us with her because shes not afraid of having this window into her life.
She is going to teach us about the house process because no one would help her she had to fight to be informed and the process was a lot harder then it should have been. She says her realtor is going to come on camera as well to talk (If the dude does this then we know why her process sucked)