Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat drunk who posed in a bikini in Times Square, pissed away countless opportunities, Queen of Consooming

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This Itinerary was posted in April 15th, but its pretty detailed and sorted and obvisouly had existed a bit.

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One of the concessions she had to make was that the family would live in the home past the close. (Oddly enough as shown above she already planned this huge ass trip for june before she bought the house....so who made them wait til July her or the owners...) She expected that in doing so her lease would be held back and that THE FAMILY would pay for her mortgage those months. I think she is very confused about it all and doenst understand it is THEIR house until that day. It's all very fishy.

Shes upset that her apartment has already been rented out so she is unable to extend her lease that SHE ended. She expected them to not set up a new tenant until she vacated it seems. (As a landlord in my state when a tenant gives notice or chooses not to extend lease I am immediately able to start showing the house with them in it.)

So she decided why not road trip for 2 months with Data because she needs him for HER anxiety. She wishes she could show us how endearing their relationship is but Data does not like the camera.

She totally has no plan for the trip or her looks or her shilling. (Complete lie.) She says shes using tons of hotel points from cancelled trips.

She's going to be doing packing and trip videos...(Little late...)

Her trip is totally gonna be natural parks and hiking. She'll probably go to LA and Vegas (it's almost like she knows,,,) She will also be visiting her Dad and Step-Mom? (Sherry).

Shes crying now that this means shes becoming and adult and owning something and leanring to finanically plan (HA!)

She will teach us all about budgetting and buying a house if she wants. She did not use a CPA. She used a lawyer and now laughes stating she has to use multiple lawyers now. She told people this process is terrible. (It's honestly only terrible if you approahc it as she did) She didn't use any mortgage or insurance brokers (Think she means she didnt before this for this one)

Shes crying now that things are untainable to her because shes a single woman. This trip is her last hurrah before she has to be an adult.

Oh God shes singing now. This is the song (Won't link real version because this fits her version better and comes with bonus Ted Raimi playing a gay version of Joxer):

She says she has to learn to use pwoer tools now. She's going to kick ass at this.

Spring Break Adult Edition. And onto the porn jokes. Shes taking us with her because shes not afraid of having this window into her life.

She is going to teach us about the house process because no one would help her she had to fight to be informed and the process was a lot harder then it should have been. She says her realtor is going to come on camera as well to talk (If the dude does this then we know why her process sucked)
She's becoming an adult... when she's almost 40.
Oy vey.
 

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God this is Anna at her absolute most insufferable. Her entire life is an unplanned, drunken mess that is propped up by the lunacy of the brand whoring and opportunities provided to her by her father's influence ever since she dropped out of HS. When she said the word for her adventure was "capricious": it's a pejorative for a reason gorl, you played yourself. Her entire life is a capricious waste of oxygen. She says she was going to visit "natural parks" and "hiking places". So far she's pulled off the road and "hiked" over to the shoulder to snap a few pics. The rest of her trip has been the most tired tourist traps imaginable aimed at basic bitch consumerism and worship of vapid, overbaked kitsch.

I wonder how many calls her dad made to help her get this house. OK she just broke into ebonics, go fuck yourself Anna, for real, yo.
 

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Second ones so getting deleted when she realizes she drunk posted.
I'm not a Brit fag, but “I come from a long line of tea lovers” (see general thread), and I'm mad at this shit. This is a lemonade at best, just stop calling your caffeine-infused soda a tea, you tasteless bitch.
Lmao the reason she doesn't know her sexuality totally ISN'T because she can't reach her coochie anymore
Just sit on Hitachi Magic Wand like all sex suppressed nuns and discover your Devil's Doorbell already.
Shes crying now that this means shes becoming and adult
Millennials and their (our) Millenial Pink coloured rooms at workplace, with sofas and game consoles, were a mistake.
 

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Who else felt like that video was just a weird, drawn-out ramble about how poor and disadvantaged she wants us all to think she is while simultaneously bragging about how rich and privileged she is? I don't think I'm the only one who's getting that impression here.

"I have no assets to my name, I own nothing! :'("
"I'm going to live out of expensive vaycay hotels all over the country for two months just because I'm bad at planning. 8)"
"Being single is so hard and makes me feel like I don't get to be a member of society! :'("
"LOL, I guess I kinda have two lawyers now. ;)"

I get having mixed feelings and all that, but goddamn this is a bit ridiculous. Still, I'm glad that she acknowledges at the end that she's able to do all of these things thanks to her audience. That honestly made the whole thing feel just a little less shitty overall, IMO. Just a little.

Millennials and their (our) Millenial Pink coloured rooms at workplace, with sofas and game consoles, were a mistake.
Our generation is the fucking worst and it's all our (their) boomer parents' fault. Don't people in our own age bracket just sometimes make you feel like a pissy greatest-gener who pines for WW3? If anyone can make us feel like that, it's Anna and other inflooinzerz. I just realized that I guess for me, she's kind of a lightning rod for a lot of issues I have with millennials. The zoomers are trying to take first place for most insufferable, but they're slightly less stroke-inducing simply for the fact that they've still got their age as an excuse to act the way they do.
 

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Who else felt like that video was just a weird, drawn-out ramble about how poor and disadvantaged she wants us all to think she is while simultaneously bragging about how rich and privileged she is? I don't think I'm the only one who's getting that impression here

Agree. I mean she seems like she’s trying to be relatable but she still just comes across as incredibly privileged. Like she didn’t have to worry about financial planning or didn’t think about assets until now? At 36? She’s worked in a bank right? Her family has some money too I thought. This seems like shit she should’ve learned early on.

I wonder when this video was recorded. She went on that whole rant when someone messaged her about how easy her life was like a month ago. Like she was going on about how Type-A she is and how hard she works. Maybe this is to ease some backlash she may have gotten? Especially with acknowledging her audience helped her be able to do this stuff.

Because really, while her audience may help, Anna wouldve been fine either way. At least from what I’ve seen, Anna has always had someone helping her or giving her a boost up. Figuratively of course.
 

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Agree. I mean she seems like she’s trying to be relatable but she still just comes across as incredibly privileged. Like she didn’t have to worry about financial planning or didn’t think about assets until now? At 36? She’s worked in a bank right? Her family has some money too I thought. This seems like shit she should’ve learned early on.

I wonder when this video was recorded. She went on that whole rant when someone messaged her about how easy her life was like a month ago. Like she was going on about how Type-A she is and how hard she works. Maybe this is to ease some backlash she may have gotten? Especially with acknowledging her audience helped her be able to do this stuff.

Because really, while her audience may help, Anna wouldve been fine either way. At least from what I’ve seen, Anna has always had someone helping her or giving her a boost up. Figuratively of course.
She's made a version of this video at least half a dozen times over the years. At least now she's finally given up any pretense of a dating life.
 

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Our generation is the fucking worst and it's all our (their) boomer parents' fault
As every named generation spans for couple of decades, at least half of millennials has Gen X as parents, who being The Lost Generation had no idea what the fuck they supposed (and are able) to do, and created whole “Be a friend to your child, not an authority”.

As for boomers, allow me to sprinkle a bit of In-Soviet-Russia sperging into America-centric context here:
Eastern Baby Boomers weren't wealth hoarding, planet poisoning, capitalist egoists, quite the contrary. Scorched land, a whole generation of dead young men, Cold War and beloved communist reality of waiting for a decade to finally get an opportunity to buy a car created quite a different reality than West.
And those people raised comparatively even more Lost gen X and eventually Millenials.
And this, perhaps adopted, infantilisation sure clashes with Reality, with all those Bloggers, InstaStoryMakers, SocialMediaMarketers, who thinks these jobs will somehow sustain boring Adult Life in the long run; just like GenX inflated DotCom Bubble, where Computers Make Everything Cool And Internet Is Unlimited Profit proved to be an unsustainable idea.
So, yeah, I'm a bit saddened by this generalisation

So I do agree with you; this close-to middle age infantilisation, where kombucha fountains, fitness rooms, Pizza Fridays and Plasma TV with gen-old consoles are considered just as essential workplace bonuses, as a health insurance; - not only cringe, but honestly frightening.

Sure there's millennia-old “This generation sucks” bias, but good lord ain't this true.
 

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There are countless guides to buying a house, in every conceivable situation. Even when you are single. What the hell does Anna think she could add to it? She stumbled into it without doing the least bit of research, and now she's am expert and wants to share her knowledge?
Oh well, I guess I'll look forward to the "How to Buy a House as a Permavirgin with Unstable Income!" video.
 

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Oh Anna... wow. Seriously, this is some high-powered autism but I've noticed she's been making a lot of fat-finger-related typos, in particular pressing "B" when she meant to press "V," which I find funny, or maybe she's just showing more signs of the die-a-beat-us coming along nicely, since it can caused slightly-blurred vision and hand tingling, both would make typing and proofreading a nightmare.
 

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the die-a-beat-us coming along nicely, since it can caused slightly-blurred vision and hand tingling, both would make typing and proofreading a nightmare.
Or good ole’ alcoholism.
I was genuinely taken aback with her “rich berry” claim. I know she's dumb when it comes to colours, but comparing warm terracotta to the berries is something else.

Or, perhaps the only berries she eats *are cherry cordials.
Rich colour indeed.
 
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2. The food was not just good- it was an experience. Drinks with elevated details, food that I will dream about (their wedge salad and potato purée especially) and desserts that were magically experiential.
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Bitch you're going to dream about a wedge of iceberg lettuce? I know the wedge salad got hip again a few years ago, but no matter what you do to "elevate" it, it's always going to be a hunk of tasteless lettuce. She probably just licked the dressing and bacon off and called it transcendent.

Also no details on the "potato puree" but she paid $16 for mashed potatoes.

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$16 for mashed potatoes
So let's just get this out of the way and remind ourselves out loud that potatoes are one of the cheapest foods on the planet and that emulsion blenders are not difficult to operate.
Seriously, just add the milk to your pre-smashed cooked potatoes, apply the $15 stick blender, mix in your additionals and stir over low heat for silky mash. There's no secret to it.

Optimistically hoping that the "16" is the menu section and not the price while knowing full well that there are places insane enough to charge that amount for broke food. :lunacy:
 
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Oh Anna... wow. Seriously, this is some high-powered autism but I've noticed she's been making a lot of fat-finger-related typos, in particular pressing "B" when she meant to press "V," which I find funny, or maybe she's just showing more signs of the die-a-beat-us coming along nicely, since it can caused slightly-blurred vision and hand tingling, both would make typing and proofreading a nightmare.
I feel like Anna is slowly unraveling. I remember a video where she talked about her mom having mental illnesses and I think we are watching Anna slowly lose her grip on reality.
The spelling mistakes are mostly her laziness because she either doesn’t look them over or she is too lazy to edit them out. But Anna is a control freak too and goes out of her way to avoid any criticism, so it’s still a weird thing to not be careful about.
Anna is trying to act like a gen Z, while also trying to keep her foot in the elder millennial camp too. At some point she will break.
I think curve girl or whatever her name is, is there for the clout but also to get free hotel stays and free food. I bet Anna is funding this trip because when she first planned it, they were not friends.
Anna is as fake as they come. She is up there with Tess in that way. But she’s losing track of her lies. We’ve seen timeline goofs a lot the last 4 months and I think things will get dramatically worse. Couldn’t happen to a better person
 

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So let's just get this out of the way and remind ourselves out loud that potatoes are one of the cheapest foods on the planet and that emulsion blenders are not difficult to operate.
Seriously, just add the milk to your pre-smashed cooked potatoes, apply the $15 stick blender, mix in your additionals and stir over low heat for silky mash. There's no secret to it.

Optimistically hoping that the "16" is the menu section and not the price while knowing full well that there are places insane enough to charge that amount for broke food. :lunacy:
Yeah, fancy restaurants will charge ridiculous amounts for foods that are pretty cheap and basic to make yourself. That said, if you’re going to pay $16 for mashed potatoes, may as well go with potatoes that have crab or lobster in there too to help justify the price, if a restaurant serves that. Otherwise, you’re paying way more than you should for something cheap and easy to make. Seeing the other menu items, I feel like one of the only sides to actually justify the price is the wagu fried rice, but that’s because wagu is high quality beef. Anna has the most boring taste when it comes to food though. I can’t imagine a wedge salad tasting that good even at a fancy establishment because it really is just a hunk of lettuce with toppings.
 

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I'm late, clocks if you feel like it

Anna, if you're attracted to both men and women, you're bi.
If you're not attracted to every single person you meet, you're normal.

Hate to break it to you.

If you want to participate in pride, nobody fucking cares anymore. Its a corporate sponsored short bus parade of failures to launch driven by pedo trannies. Have fun.
 

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We’ve seen timeline goofs a lot the last 4 months
This year looks more promising for my cows from month to month:
  • Anna’s random decisions, heightened exchange rate for the dollar to dopamine molecule, visible weight gain and losing of narrative;
  • Amy’s obvious CPS spook, switch from her life exhibitionism and child abuse to money-losing genius business - and shadow of thought *that she's failing at life.
  • Tess’s spectacular public failures at everything she touches - moddeling, podcast, queerness, blm, abuse, mentals, parenting picture, anorexia and even Jones ‘relationship’, visible body deterioration and loss of any possible support.
  • Jen-Gwen-the-Medicine-Woman’s total loss of human shape and *outgrowth from the wheelchair, beating her ever highest weight and suspicious regular and lengthy disappearings from her only window to the outside world.
  • TamTam’s seemingly permanent dependency on oxygen and her wholehearted desire to be fed by monstrous dirt of men to death, even on public TV.
  • Rapid spiralling of Sadcow Bekah to suicide via self-hypnosis.
  • Corissa’s growing aggressiveness and Julianna's rapid health deterioration, from “joyful movement” to “peaceful rest”, *musings about wheelchairs and swift parents’ move to her.
Probably only Kelly stays Kelly.

Fasten your seatbelts; it's gonna be a bumpy year.
 
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This year looks more promising for my cows from month to month:
  • Anna’s random decisions, heightened exchange rate for the dollar to dopamine molecule, visible weight gain and losing of narrative;
  • Amy’s obvious CPS spook, switch from her life exhibitionism and child abuse to money-losing genius business - and shadow of thought *that she's failing at life.
  • Tess’s spectacular public failures at everything she touches - moddeling, podcast, queerness, blm, abuse, mentals, parenting picture, anorexia and even Jones ‘relationship’, visible body deterioration and loss of any possible support.
  • Jen-Gwen-the-Medicine-Woman’s total loss of human shape and *outgrowth from the wheelchair, beating her ever highest weight and suspicious regular and lengthy disappearings from her only window to the outside world.
  • TamTam’s seemingly permanent dependency on oxygen and her wholehearted desire to be fed by monstrous dirt of men to death, even on public TV.
  • Rapid spiralling of Sadcow Bekah to suicide via self-hypnosis.
  • Corissa’s growing aggressiveness and Julianna's rapid health deterioration, from “joyful movement” to “peaceful rest”, *musings about wheelchairs and swift parents’ move to her.
Probably only Kelly stays Kelly.

Fasten your seatbelts; it's gonna be a bumpy year.
Girl if you wanna add one to the list start reading the Jude thread, shit's finally getting gud.
It truly is a blessed year for us Beauty Parlour queens.
Now, if only Elizabeth/Eli produced more milk...if only...
 
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