Annoying Things Your Facebook Friends Do - And yet you haven't deleted them

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Dr.Research

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A lot of us have Facebook friends that are annoying as shit, but for some reason we don't unfriend them. We might unfollow them, but there they stay on our lists.

What are the worst things that some of your friends have done?
One person I recently unfollowed, while not being American or living in America, would post sketchy articles about American politics. They also reposted stuff about breaking the Illuminati, Jewish world conspiracy, how Hillary lost the race even though it was rigged in her favor, and how Trump is the next JFK. There was also some MRA and anti-vaxx stuff in there too.
 

Maiden-TieJuan

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A guy in my old home town has it in for the DA and anyone associated with him or the police. He was even "punched" by the DA (more like shoved in the face, but whatever) because he was shoving a camera in the guy's face and asking why his son wasn't in jail for murder yet. This guy..... he has obsessed over this guy for years, even started up a new page to slander the guy and his family. Wish he would just stop already, but it is pretty funny to watch him talk.
 
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Passive-aggressive "Like this if u would care if I died!!" posts and too many armchair political scientists on both sides of the spectrum with equally retarded opinions.

Basically anytime I log onto facebook, it only takes me about 40 seconds to hit my tolerance level of stupidity for the day and call it quits.
 

MerriedxReldnahc

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I joined a Super Mario 64 themed shitposting group so I can't complain about people being annoying on Facebook. *yawn*
That being said one of my friends has been crossposting some really cringy things from her Twitter. I love her to death but I'm a little tired of all the "I blocked someone who followed me becasue they support Trump" posts. It might just be that I never block people, but I find it really annoying when someone feels the need to proclaim they blocked someone especially when they do it so frequently.
..That and it just encourages more trolls. She's kind of bad at dealing wih them.
 
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"Depression" memes that trivialize mental illness.
"LOL I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY"
No you don't, you're just exceptionally unfunny.
I have no idea when this started but its taken over my Facebook feed as well. Probably cancer from Tumblr that spread over to fb.

It's always the most social, charming, completely normal people who brag about being depressed and having some anxiety disorder too. Wtf.
 

Dr.Research

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I have no idea when this started but its taken over my Facebook feed as well. Probably cancer from Tumblr that spread over to fb.

It's always the most social, charming, completely normal people who brag about being depressed and having some anxiety disorder too. Wtf.
I have a Facebook friend who doesn't post memes like that, but he does have these weird posts where it's like 'I'm totally okay being alone and I don't need a relationship and blah blah blah'. Maybe I'm just nitpicky, but it always seems like a grab for attention and an attempt to quell some issue he may or may not have. And judging by the comments he typically gets the expected 'you okay' and 'need to talk' replies. But hey, maybe people do pester him IRL about this and I can see how some people might think he's withdrawn so he definitely isn't unfollow/unfriend worthy.
 

oasys

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I have a Facebook friend who floods my feed with 20-30 new posts per day, and nearly all of them are Hey Arnold sperging. Typical posts include cosplay pictures as Helga, talking about Helga/Arnold fanfic, fan casting the characters (she wants Cole Sprouse to be live action Arnold) and so on.

I can't unfriend her because holy shit. HEY ARNOLD.
 

Trainwreck

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I have a friend who posts stupid ass shit like "I used to be a narcissist" and then 37 minutes later posts a nude picture and claims FB took it down in 3 minutes JUST so he can get people to reply that they didn't see it and then he offers to private message them the picture. And he is not someone you want to see naked. Ever.
 

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