Answer the Hypothetical of the Person Above - "If you had a tiny Hitler in your pocket, would you torture him?"

[Larkin N Likin]

Let's all hit the bottom of the barrel together with that most braindead of time-passers: stupid hypothetical questions amongst your most retarded of friends strangers.

Read the most recent hypothetical question in this thread. Leave your true and honest answer, followed by a new hypothetical question for some other poor sperg to answer. Try to give specific details to avoid questions of clarification.

I'll begin.

Say you're alone in a room with both Hitler and Stalin, just before the beginning of WWII. You don't know where this room is, it could be anywhere in the world. In front of you is an atomic bomb with a big red button on it that will trigger the bomb and blow up you, Hitler, Stalin and everyone in a 50km radius. In front of you is a green button. If you press this button then you will be returned to present day and history will remain unchanged. Hitler and Stalin are both reaching for their guns, so you have to press a button quickly. Which button do you press and why?

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

I would press the green button because the right side won WW2 and I'd like to keep the world how it is. The right side won because the right always wins. Winners are always right and losers are always wrong.

Hypothetical: Say you're alone in a room with Franz Conrad von Hotzendorf before WW1 and you can tell him only one thing, either: he will lose 500k men in the battle of Galicia and the Austro-Hungarian military will never be able to launch an offensive without German support ever again because of that OR that he will lose the Brusilov offensive in a spectacular fashion because he sent too many divisions to the Italian front. Which one do you say and why?

 

[R00T]

I would press the green button because the right side won WW2 and I'd like to keep the world how it is. The right side won because the right always wins. Winners are always right and losers are always wrong.

Hypothetical: Say you're alone in a room with Franz Conrad von Hotzendorf before WW1 and you can tell him only one thing, either: he will lose 500k men in the battle of Galicia and the Austro-Hungarian military will never be able to launch an offensive without German support ever again because of that OR that he will lose the Brusilov offensive in a spectacular fashion because he sent too many divisions to the Italian front. Which one do you say and why?

I would panic because I don't speak German and I'd be afraid that it would all be lost in translation. Probably the 500k men because that's a lot of people to lose at once.

Hypothetical: You get the power to find one dollar every day for the rest of your life, or 10,000 dollars instantly. What do you do?

edit: make it 5k i did the math and it seemed too lucrative to make it 10k.

 

[Larkin N Likin]

I would panic because I don't speak German and I'd be afraid that it would all be lost in translation. Probably the 500k men because that's a lot of people to lose at once.

Hypothetical: You get the power to find one dollar every day for the rest of your life, or 10,000 dollars instantly. What do you do?

edit: make it 5k i did the math and it seemed too lucrative to make it 10k.

I'll take the 5k now. Society is going to collapse before I make any more than that.

Here's a tough one. In front of you is a glass of orange soda with an added dose of Chris-Chan's secret ingredient. Drinking this soda will summon Chris-Chan in genie form and he will grant you one wish (Chris-Chan keeps the other two wishes for lego and more lego). Do you drink the soda?

 

[Large]

If this was the sacrifice I had to make to become the ultimate being I would do it.

You have two 4d rats. You can throw them at anything or anyone at any point in history. What do you do?

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

I will throw the rats at their past selves, thereby creating a timeline where 4 of the rats exist. Then, instead of 2, I will get 4, and throw them at their past selves again, resulting in there now being 8 rats. I'll repeat the process until I have thousands of rats... then I'll throw them all into OP's mom's pussy during the moment in time she was pregnant with OP, so that they crawl inside her womb and eat her faggot fetus of a child, thus preventing this thread from ever being created.

Let's say you wake up one day, and find out that all of your family members (depending on whether or not you live with them) have been turned extremely tiny - like, the size of your thumb. What do you do?

 

[Wraith]

My family members? *snickers*
[SQUISH]
Time for new family. The world begins with me.

If you find out some of the Bible's prominent women who got married got married at around 12-14 or just under whatever your country's age of consent or whatever is, do you call jews pedos? Christians too since that history is considered their Old or "First" Testament? And does Angie Varona from age 14 start looking good to you?

 

[Large]

1. No, I don't call them pedos, I call them barbarians. Same with all my ancestors who lived in the times when this shit was normal, which is probably most of any european's ancestors. Unless you mean modern jews, in which case I'd like to remind you that the bible isn't meant to be porn you sick fuck.
2. Same as with jews really.
3. I'm exclusively attracted to massive anime tiddies.

You have a noose. Do you kill yourself?

 

[mr.moon1488]

No. Nooses are only for autoerotic asphyxiation and niggers, and I haven't stolen a bike even once.

You have a dildo that can fuck someone through the internet. Who's ass is getting it?

 

[Overly Serious]

You have a dildo that can fuck someone through the internet. Who's ass is getting it?

Whoever pays the most. I start a website advertising the services of my magic Internet dildo and the novelty alone will make me a fortune whilst avoiding any legal or moral problems of consent.

You must pick between a date with any woman of your choice who will have an intimate dinner with you but there is no guarantee that she will be interested in you, you're solely dependent on your charm and attractiveness over the course of the meal. Or you can have the same date with an entirely randomly picked woman but she will definitely want to date you and think you're good partner material.

 

[TFT-A9]

First woman, if I'm being FORCED into this date thing. No fun in a guaranteed win.

You can give one other person a superpower of your choice for 48 hours. Which person, what superpower?

 

[TurkishOreo]

I'd give CWC the superpower of Rational Thought for 48 hours

Hypothetical: You somehow find a phone with a hitman in it's contacts and a sms that you can order 1 free hit.

Do you order the hit on someone of your own choosing or target the orginial phone owner himself?

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

I order a hit on Chris-Chan just to see the shitstorm his death would cause on here, as well as all over the Internet

Through a series of impossible to predict events, you are made President of the United States. What do you do?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Give you idiots Universal healthcare and watch the light of realization dawn on every face when they realize that yes, your taxes go up a little, but you don't have to pay insurance or co pays anymore, ever and the quality of your healthcare goes up because pharma companies can't bribe doctors anymore.

You have a single 24 hour period in which you can do whatever you want with no consequences BUT the next day you have to feel the way any 'victims' of that 24 period did for the same amount of time.

 

[Large]

Lamp oil. Bombs. You want it? It's your my friend.

I use this power for a noble cause by making the State of California practically ungovernable with a series of targeted bombings and arsons while minimizing civilian casualties.







...Rope...
I also commit serial abduction and serial rape while moving between the points of interest in a stolen plane.


You can entirelly erase a concept, type of object, person or group of people from reality, Do you do it? If yes, what do you erase.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Communism and socialism. This would indirectly get rid of or drastically reduce the scope of fascism as well. Millions saved and a lot of our current fuckery avoided. I wouldn't erase any people. That concept seems quite horrifying to me, even used on evil people.

What if the child consents?

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

I would still say no.

You have either have a knife,a club, or a spear. Your opponents are a 10 ft wide and tall crab, a horse that breathes fire, or a rabid dog the size of a cougar. What weapon,for what opponent,and why?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Spear, crab. A 10 foot crab would still only have claws a few feet long. If you can get a good jab on each of its eyes it's essentially disabled and you're free to drive that spear into its brain which is located just above the mouth. What you then have, is a few tons of high quality crab meat.

If you could spend a week in a luxury resort of your choice, with a DTF person (doesn't have to be a celeb) of your choice BUT before you go, you have to satisfy Hamberlynn orally, who's worth it and why?

 

[Large]

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The first death you cause with a firearm will have the property of invoking solely extreme amusement in anyone that finds about it in any way. Shoot someone in a crowd and the ones looking in that direction start laughing. Tell about the murder to someone and they'll think it's the funniest shit ever. Noone will find it wrong or try to catch you, not even your victim's family.
What do you do?

 

[Ass eating cunt]

I would say Keanu but I don't know any redditors, so Jack Scalfani would do.

Now let's say one day you wake up in the body of a lolcow before they became infamous, who would you choose and how would you change your life to become successful