Answer the Hypothetical of the Person Above - "If you had a tiny Hitler in your pocket, would you torture him?"

[Nick Obre]

Sargon. I'd proceed mostly as he did but I'd be very careful not to buy into my own hype, avoid gay ops but maximize the grift, and for fuck's sake, I wouldn't join UKIP.

You get a superpower of your choice, but you can only use it to benefit others. If you use it for your own gain, you'll suffer excruciating pain. Thing is, you're a selfish cunt, so you're gonna find a loophole.
What power, what loophole?

 

[Crankenstein]

Granting Anabolic-blessings. Make fat folks fit and make them pay me.

You have a button that kills all pedos, mixed race folks, and rapists and all evidence of rap music existing; but it also kills a quarter of all puppies on the planet. Do you push it?

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Technically, like 90% of humanity is "mixed race" and pushing the button would basically mean destroying modern civilization as we know it...

...of course I'll push the fucking button!


You hear your doorbell ring and when you open the door, you see a businessman-looking guy standing there. He does the "got your nose" thing, but it actually takes away your nose. He says you'll need to pay him $60,000 if you want your nose back. Do you pay him?

 

[Old Man Mario]

Give the motherfucker a kick to the dick and take his nose. Joke is on him, my nose is huge.
Unless he's built like Brock Lesnar, then I go noseless.

You can find out who killed JonBenet Ramsey. The cost is you have to watch it happen and can't do anything to who did it.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

I would do it. Kinda sucks that I wont be able to make sweet tender love to the killer but thats just the price you pay, I guess.

In the same thread as above...

You have the power to travel back in time and make sure that OJ Simpson was found guilty in 1995 (guaranteed conviction) , but that is only possible because you were with Nicole and Ron when it happened and OJ ends up killing you too and wears your corpse as a skin suit during the Bronco chase, providing beyond a shadow of a doubt evidence of guilt. Do you do it?

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

I would do it. Kinda sucks that I wont be able to make sweet tender love to the killer but thats just the price you pay, I guess.

In the same thread as above...

You have the power to travel back in time and make sure that OJ Simpson was found guilty in 1995 (guaranteed conviction) , but that is only possible because you were with Nicole and Ron when it happened and OJ ends up killing you too and wears your corpse as a skin suit during the Bronco chase, providing beyond a shadow of a doubt evidence of guilt. Do you do it?

For justice... fuck no.

My turn: You're given the choice between two pieces of candy. One can taste like anything you want in exchange for not being able to eat for a day. While the other taste horrible, but you are immediately given the choice to find whatever you lost in the past.

Which would eat and why?

 

[Large]

The terrible one.
To find a file filled with absolute terribleness that I deleted a long time ago by accident.

 

[Old Man Mario]

Since Large didn't ask a hypothetical, I'll throw this one out.

You can save one actor or actress who died young.
The cost is they live for 40 more years and everything new they do is completely mediocre and they spoil their previous work due to making crap sequels.
Pick your actor or actress and tell us if you let them stay dead or carry on.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Sharon Tate. I didn't care too much for the films she was in, and the Manson murders were horrible, so it's a win-win from my perspective.

Would you rather be haunted by your dead friend's ghost, or have your dead friend be taxidermied and kept inside your living space?

 

[Panty Shroom]

Joke's on you, I don't have any friends. But if I did I'd rather be haunted by them than stare at their dry, leathery pelts and glass eyes while I'm sitting in my living room.

If you were forced to have one reoccurring dream for the rest of your life, would you rather it be of:

Your parents having sex
The most embarressing thing you ever did

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

The most embarrassing thing I ever did. At least then I'll eventually get over it and not have what is essentially a traumatizing moment internalized in my mind.

You come across a genie who will grant you five wishes, but in exchange you have to either be a Fly or a Cockroach for three hours. The catch is that you will be spending those hours in a house where the residents are actively searching for and trying to kill you. Would you take it and if so which insect?

 

[Large]

Yes. It's not specified what kind of fly it is so if I can choose what kind I choose a fairyfly because they are impossible to find, if I don't get to choose I still pick fly because mobility matters more than being hard to kill in this scenario.

If you found a pill bottle labeled "pills that turn you into a god", what would you do?

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Eat them and become the greatest D&D GM.

You're given the ability to remove any word in the English language at the cost of one of you toes. If you bring a word back, you will get one of your toes back. What would you do with this power?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I would remove the words racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, fascist, Nazi, and privilege, then I would learn to walk with only three toes.

If you could travel to any place and point in history and change something, but you couldn't go back afterwards so you had to live the rest of your life from that point and place (basically Terminator time travel rules), what would you change and why? Keep in mind, this is from a single point in time, so something broad that involves many components like "make the other side win the war" isn't an option, although you can change a single event that you think would turn the tide.

 

[Large]

I'd prevent the Smolensk air disaster. Just some lottery number predictions and calls should be enough and it doesn't take me back to any horrible time.

If you could kick anyone in the world in any body part by kicking a concrete wall while thinking about them, would you use this power and if yes, on whom?

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

I would become the Troon Kicker, a mysterious vigilante that kicks trannies in their neo-vags/feminine dicks from across the world.

You have a bunch of bacteria under a microscope, but when you look through the microscope, all you see is an eye staring back at you. What do you do?

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

See how long takes for it to blink and engage in the most bizarre staring contest.

You have the ability to assemble a team to develop a great video game, but it has to be about the most repulsive thing imaginable. What would you make it about?

 

[Old Man Mario]

The VR Porno of Horror video game with the most realistic levels based on: The Gunt Tape, Dustin Diamond's sex tape, Two Girls One Cup, One Guy One Jar, and Smurf-In-Hand's Blue Moon Nursery. You can actually smell, taste, and feel everything going on.

You get to have one new car of your choice every year but the price is you have to have sex once a month with Dr Fauci until he dies and then one last time after he dies. You doing it?

Oh and since I'm predicting your response, Let me know what it's like fucking him in the Batmobile.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Nope. I wouldn't take the deal. I'd rather ride the bus than fuck Dr. Fauci.

You have invented the first and only time machine, but it only goes back in time, not forward. You must test it and go back, but will have to stay in that era for the rest of your life. Where do you go?

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[Large]

Yesterday.

If you could controll water effortlessly with your mind in any way you wanted what would you do with this power?