38 years old, born January 28th, 1980
He's funny."I had moved to Connecticut, not entirely on my own volition, but I was there regardless. I was lonely, I didn't know anybody, my roommates were kind of pushing me away but that's a tale for another day..." - They were "pushing him away because he wasn't paying rent and he was trying to force them to evict him while squatting there.
He then starts trying to play a game and keeps failing and yelling. "THIS IS JUST THE FIRST SECTION OF THE FUCKING GAME!!!"
Would be extra amusing if his queen is just that pasty ginger troon doughboy that works at the post office he was dating last year.