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Flat Earth is a rich, verdant pasture for lolcows, and while some have graced these pages, I feel it strange that when I search for Anthony Riley, nothing came up.
Anthony Riley is a flat earther who lives in Wigan, in the north west of England. Raised by an evangelistic nutjob Riley's Dad he now preaches flat earthism on the Flat Earth platform of choice... yes, the very platform they accuse of always censoring them... YouTube; He does this with the confidence only a true lolcow can have. As is normal for the species, all logic, facts and reason slide effortlessly off his Teflon psuedo-intellect to puddle, vanquished at his feet.
Riley's particular hobby horse is gravity, which is a common one amongst the flat of head, but Riley genuinely thinks he has the intellectual chops to actually disprove gravity. Again, not uncommon, as the flat of head often try to suggest that gravity is actually buoyancy (denser than air things fall) despite the fact that the air would be equally as less dense in all directions and is in no way responsible for the constant downward vector of all things on earth.. still.. he likes to try.
Riley dooing syense Go straight to 9m34s if you want to skip the pre-amble.
As you can see, he's obsessed with "the independent variable". He is truly a spectacular autist who reads a wikipedia page on a subject, and then literally reads it back on a video to prove he knows what he's talking about. Here's a great example when he tries to suggest that Foucault's Pendulum is a made up fact because he thinks he's discovered the truth about Foucault... hiding in plain sight! I'll not play the original video just in case some of you good people may not understand who Foucault (either of them) are, but here is a video of someone else laughing at his video. Riley showing off his research skillz!!!111
The sheer gravity and solemnity he tries to project, while delivering the most toe curlingly embarrassing display of ignorance is cringe comedy in a class of its own.
The true value of this lolcow however, is the fact that he never, ever learns... apologises, or even acknowledges he is wrong, and steams full ahead into the next video, which is nearly always as cringe worthy as the last. His channel is a smorgasbord of classic lolcow goodness.
Here's another example of how his boundless confidence sees him careening into an intellectual trap once more. This was during a debate about how mathematics, specifically trigonometry can prove the shape of the earth, when it quickly became obvious that Riley does not understand trigonometry, or indeed anything about triangles whatsoever. Riley can't find his triangle calculator
Drop by his channel and be endlessly entertained... for free.
Anthony Riley is a flat earther who lives in Wigan, in the north west of England. Raised by an evangelistic nutjob Riley's Dad he now preaches flat earthism on the Flat Earth platform of choice... yes, the very platform they accuse of always censoring them... YouTube; He does this with the confidence only a true lolcow can have. As is normal for the species, all logic, facts and reason slide effortlessly off his Teflon psuedo-intellect to puddle, vanquished at his feet.
Riley's particular hobby horse is gravity, which is a common one amongst the flat of head, but Riley genuinely thinks he has the intellectual chops to actually disprove gravity. Again, not uncommon, as the flat of head often try to suggest that gravity is actually buoyancy (denser than air things fall) despite the fact that the air would be equally as less dense in all directions and is in no way responsible for the constant downward vector of all things on earth.. still.. he likes to try.
Riley dooing syense Go straight to 9m34s if you want to skip the pre-amble.
As you can see, he's obsessed with "the independent variable". He is truly a spectacular autist who reads a wikipedia page on a subject, and then literally reads it back on a video to prove he knows what he's talking about. Here's a great example when he tries to suggest that Foucault's Pendulum is a made up fact because he thinks he's discovered the truth about Foucault... hiding in plain sight! I'll not play the original video just in case some of you good people may not understand who Foucault (either of them) are, but here is a video of someone else laughing at his video. Riley showing off his research skillz!!!111
The sheer gravity and solemnity he tries to project, while delivering the most toe curlingly embarrassing display of ignorance is cringe comedy in a class of its own.
The true value of this lolcow however, is the fact that he never, ever learns... apologises, or even acknowledges he is wrong, and steams full ahead into the next video, which is nearly always as cringe worthy as the last. His channel is a smorgasbord of classic lolcow goodness.
Here's another example of how his boundless confidence sees him careening into an intellectual trap once more. This was during a debate about how mathematics, specifically trigonometry can prove the shape of the earth, when it quickly became obvious that Riley does not understand trigonometry, or indeed anything about triangles whatsoever. Riley can't find his triangle calculator
Drop by his channel and be endlessly entertained... for free.
