Careercow Anthony Zyrmpas / Icycalm - Wire Fraudster Who Thinks He's the #1 Video Game Theorist in the World

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This is everything you need to know about this notorious con man and psychopath. There is just so much information out there about this guy and he's been at this racket for years. He's got the audacity to hide a lot of his shit behind an overpriced paywall and just everything about this dude makes me think of the Manhood101 guy. He is infamous on NeoGAF and some other gaming forums and even beyond that. He has lied about himself so many times too and faked his death from what I've been reading. Special thanks to @S-chan and @yawning sneasel for finding a lot of this information.

How bad do you have to be to have a whole Tumblr blog exposing you? Well, he's gotten that down pat and I'll just quote some excerpts from it.

Icycalm, a.k.a. Alex Kierkegaard, is a criminal and a fugitive wanted in America for wire fraud.

Do not trust him with your money or credit card details under any circumstances.

His real name is Antony Zyrmpas which is also sometimes spelled Anthony Zirbas. He is Greek but has lived in various other places including America, Japan and possibly Spain. He may have either American or Greek citizenship or possibly both. He studied aerospace engineering at the University of Washington.

In 2001, in America, Antony Zyrmpas fraudulently stole $165,000 of which only $46,000 was recovered. He got caught and subsequently fled to Greece.

Antony Zyrmpas writes online under the pseudonyms ‘Icycalm’ and ‘Alex Kierkegaard’ at his website www.insomnia.ac and www.culture.vg . culture.vgis registered under the name Anthony Zirbas. He can also be found posting at various forums and message boards.


You have been warned and this is just scratching the surface with all the info you can possibly find.

He has been mentioned in RationalWiki's List of Internet Kooks before and known for being a mangler of the writings of Nietzsche.

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His website is just horrific. It's nearly unreadable and it gives me a headache trying to go through all that text.

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He's got an obsession with using the word fag when trying to piss on a Jack Nicholson movie.

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I think he's describing himself as a beta.
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NeoGAF has a thread on some of the most infamous shit he's done.

Just look at this pompous joker's boasting:

I am the number 1 videogame and art theorist in the world, and the game will adhere as strictly as technology will presently allow us to all of my theory's conclusions.

Guess what he wants you to do?

All you have to do is send me an email at icycalm@culture.vg where you will introduce yourself to me and tell me in which area(s) exactly you think you might be able to contribute, and also of any prior experience you might have. At that point I may or may not ask you to submit a trial contribution, and if that goes well I'll invite you to join the team. (If, on the other hand, you actually have some prior work to show me, we will omit this step and I will evaluate your offer to join based on the strength of that work.)
Note that, once I've invited you to join, you will have to subscribe to the site if you aren't already a subscriber. This is for two reasons. 1) There will be a (hidden) subforum on the site where we will work on the übergame, because this method is superior to trying to exchange emails between dozens of people. And 2) I want to know your real name (which PayPal will give me) because I don't want to allow anonymous people to join in and take a peek at the game before I am ready to unveil it. If you prefer to work pseudonymously — via a handle, like zinger, for example — that's fine, and I will not divulge your personal information to anyone. But I will still need to know who you are because I don't want my game design leaked ahead of time, if I can prevent it. (It won't be a huge deal if it's leaked anyway, because everyone else is too lazy, untalented and incompetent to do anything with it even if they had it, but I still want to try and keep it under wraps for as long as I can.)


They have this screenshot from TIGForums where he chimped out.

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He made even spergier posts on this website.

He does some pretty bad gaming reviews that were also critically panned by many. Even I find them extremely pretentious and terrible.

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Allegedly, there have been reports that he died, but is that really the case? He hasn't had activity this year, but who knows right now.

Just look for yourself. I think he's full of shit like everything else here. It's just pure autism on another level.

http://sheekyforums.com/thread/313188439/video-games/alex-kierkegaard.html

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Update:

Additional alt accounts/names:
These are his other alt accounts that I couldn't fit in the title of this thread but important to know.

Anthony Zirbas (alt spelling of his last name)
Anthony Zyrmpas (reported real name)
Alex Kierkegaard (used commonly in his reviews)
The Hyperborean Man (his forum flair on Insomnia)
 
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S-chan

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Since he seems to be quite untrustworthy can you confirm that his website is clean
In the sense that it won't give you viruses or steal personal information (as long as you don't make the mistake of signing up for his paywalled forum) or such, yes, it's clean. Zyrmpas runs a racket and he funds it solely on the backs of his $50/yr paywalled forum. So you should be completely safe visiting there. Signing up for the forum is another matter entirely though, and with the state of disrepair the site is in, I have no idea why you'd even *want* to.
 

S-chan

kiwifarms.net
And for further digging, here are all of the pages that archive.md has scraped for both insomnia.ac and culture.vg
http://archive.md/culture.vg http://archive.md/insomnia.ac
And with special emphasis, here are two newer articles that stood out to me.
http://archive.md/vmLcZ The newest review archived by icy (Planetary Annihilation)
http://archive.md/eT5XP And for further context, his thoughts on the whole Gamergate controversy.

In addition, he's posted in some IRC logs as well which have been archived.
Alleged sighting in the shmups channel. And forum logs of him lashing out at his former ally Recap.
 

Doomguy

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Oh good, icycalm.

He got his start on the internet on the Shmups forums, so there's a wealth of material over there about him. Just take a look at his post history, and you'll find hilarious shit almost immediately.

http://shmups.system11.org/search.p...t&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search

Also, he and his followers like to come into public threads where people are shitting on him (that TIGS thread for example) and post long incomprehensible walls of text about mangled Nietzschean philosophy. So I'm definitely looking forward to that fate for this thread.
 

S-chan

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Oh good, icycalm.

He got his start on the internet on the Shmups forums, so there's a wealth of material over there about him. Just take a look at his post history, and you'll find hilarious shit almost immediately.

http://shmups.system11.org/search.p...t&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search

Also, he and his followers like to come into public threads where people are shitting on him (that TIGS thread for example) and post long incomprehensible walls of text about mangled Nietzschean philosophy. So I'm definitely looking forward to that fate for this thread.
And with that it mind, it gives me an excellent excuse to go off on his notable 'post-mortem' shmups threads. (If anyone wants notable threads from back when he was on here, I don't really know what those are, but the people on these threads (particularly ubergame and Icycalm 2.0, should be able to give you ample examples)).

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=48988 Ubergame thread (chronicling the life and death of his 2014 hubris, mandatory reading for anyone who has even a passing interest in the guy)
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=28676 Icycalm 2.0 (from somewhat earlier, a year after his banning. Has a notable appearance from icy sockpuppet Gardenia)
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=52240 That one time he made the forums free to access again. Too bad it only lasted a week or two.
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=55895 And their reaction to the Sweden street race incident.

And for some other bonuses.

On Why Scoring Sucks And Those Who Defend It Are Aspies http://steamcommunity.com/id/icycalm Our lord and savior's Steam profile (hasn't been on in 2/3 a year)
http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion-30/the-game-changing-ideas-of-icycalm-1470454/ Some choice bits from (cough) GiantBomb
 

S-chan

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Credit to MM on Shmups forum for this analysis.

Mischief Maker said:
I dunno, after reading this thread and seeing icy examined from every possible angle, I'm beginning to feel sorry for him. He's living in a mental hell of his own creation and desperately wants to escape, but may never actually escape because the thing he needs to jettison is a source of cold comfort.

Basic psychology: when someone loses their sense of control over their world, they go into mental self-defense mode. Their empathy goes down, their worldview becomes more black and white, and their antagonists are pure evil. Unfortunately, the longer someone spends in this state, the worse it can get because they start alienating friends, which in turn makes them feel even less in control, which makes them even more self-absorbed, until it becomes a self-feeding spiral. However, there is also the basic desire to break that cycle by exerting some act that makes you feel in control so you can get out of that miserable mental state ASAP.

Icycalm sunk the best years of his life into pursuing an ambitious dream of becoming some sort of aerospace engineer only for that dream to curdle, and his ego cannot accept the failure. It's a common story: kid who was top of his class in high school becomes mid-range in college, becomes low-rank in grad school, not because of any change in his own abilities, but simply because the selection window gets narrower and narrower. Icy found his status slipping and slipping even though he was putting forth the same effort, because the board was shifting under his feet. He was falling into the downward mental spiral, alienating friends and roommates, and needed to do something to help himself regain a sense of control

Unfortunately Icy made a terrible decision. Computer-literate people always can get a hit of superiority by laughing at people struggling with "the google," and Icy decided to turbocharge that sense of superiority by scamming money out of the computer-illiterate. I guarantee he rationalized that these people didn't deserve their money because it was so OBVIOUS the payment methods he demanded were scams. Unfortunately for him, it wasn't OBVIOUS that his victims included a sheriff's wife.

Now he's on the run from the law, god knows what his family's response has been, and he's been grasping at straws ever since to feel in control of his life. Shmups, philosophy, blogging, game development, etc, all have failed to fill the void because there's always someone better than him at these tasks. You may think his selective attention and circular arguments are crazy because they're rationally inconsistent, but they all serve a consistent emotional goal.

Sadly for him, he may never escape from this mental hell because he derives so much comfort from the very concept that oppresses him. Icycalm is a smart guy, smarter than a lot of people, and he can always comfort himself by finding reasons to define people as below him on the status chain. But that same reasoning also forces him to be aware of the people above him on the status chain.

He'll never truly feel in control until he realizes that the one-dimensional status chain is an imaginary concept he can cast aside at will. Even if he were to find some task at which he was able to find an excuse to rank all 7 billion people on Earth below himself, it still wouldn't solve the problem.

It's telling that Icy defines "immersion" as the most important part of a videogame. "Immersion" is another word for "Escapism."
 

Doomguy

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Icycalm's faked his death a few times before, so I doubt he died in some "illegal street race" in Sweden. He's probably just hiding like the coward he is.

If you want to try and read what he considers to be his magnum opus, Geneaology of Art Games is it. It's a labyrinthine mess of gigantic paragraphs, run-on sentences, constant self-aggrandizement, and a general obsession with "indie bums" (western indies) compared to the almighty power of glorious Nippon's doujin scene. It's really fucking bad.

http://culture.vg/features/art-theory/on-the-genealogy-of-art-games.html

Also, here's the two threads about his spat with TIGsource:

https://web.archive.org/web/20141212044955/http://culture.vg/forum/viewtopic.php?p=14189
The forum thread where he loses it about Jason Rohrer.

https://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=16752.0
The TIGsource thread that started as a response.
 

S-chan

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Icycalm's faked his death a few times before, so I doubt he died in some "illegal street race" in Sweden. He's probably just hiding like the coward he is.

If you want to try and read what he considers to be his magnum opus, Geneaology of Art Games is it. It's a labyrinthine mess of gigantic paragraphs, run-on sentences, constant self-aggrandizement, and a general obsession with "indie bums" (western indies) compared to the almighty power of glorious Nippon's doujin scene. It's really fucking bad.

http://culture.vg/features/art-theory/on-the-genealogy-of-art-games.html

Also, here's the two threads about his spat with TIGsource:

https://web.archive.org/web/20141212044955/http://culture.vg/forum/viewtopic.php?p=14189
The forum thread where he loses it about Jason Rohrer.

https://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=16752.0
The TIGsource thread that started as a response.
Now to be fair, doujin games do tend towards higher quality then their indie counterparts, but that's only for certain values of quality, and (this is something that icy seems to not get) they both have their fucking place. /rant
Also thanks for digging all that up, I'm not super familiar with all the culture.vg articles, since I was just primarily exposed to Insomnia review archives nearly a decade after the fact.
 
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Doomguy

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Yeah, the drama loses a little luster after a few years. I was reading Shmups and TIGsource around the time he started going off the deep end, so I got to watch as it all went down.
 

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