Lolcow Anthos the Crimson Impulse / Anthony Christian Bapst / The Unknown Autobot / TheMagus772 - Troll Hunter

[DykesDykesChina]

Howdo Bozos, what do you guys think about him?
To be honest, I kinda like his outfit. I'd like to get a Transformers hat and a bright red coat like that...

His gun (which show is this from BTW?)

Christian Love Day Message

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/The_Unknown_Autobot

 

[Null]

Jesus Christ his voice is awful. Everything he says is stupid. I'm in pain. He's sentient enough to know he shouldn't act like this, but he still does.

 

[Uzumaki]

This seems ingenuine to me. If I was going to attempt to create a fake Chris-Chan like persona I'd probably do something like this. The voice seems like an affectation and his costume is basically a parody of Chris. I mean, I'm not a psychic, I can't tell for sure, but I'm fairly confident that this is all a put-on.

 

[OR 345]

He manages to have worse audio than Chris, and his voice is just as annoying. I'd hope it's just a parody, as Uzumaki said, but then again I hope that about a lot of things.

 

[c-no]

Before I watched tvsbradpitts video's on Anthos, I just thought he was some lolcow who wore some outfit of his persona who looks nothing like him. Now after seeing tvsbradpitts video's on the Crimson Impulse, I can honestly say that he is not only a guy who waste his money on frivolous crap like Chris but he also wants to make something that is rather disturbing for his My Little Pony dolls. I also think that he is like A-Log, trying to troll-sheild himself from the trolls, except where as A-Log made videos of Chris, Anthos sent a letter to Chris. After Chris received the letter, he gave it to Thorg. You gotta know that you are pathetic at trying to troll a person when someone like Chris knows its a trap.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Anyone notice that Anthos's chin resembles a butt?

 

[c-no]

Anyone notice that Anthos's chin resembles a butt?

Yes, in the first picture of him posted on this topic, you can see a butt check shaped chasm on his chin.

 

[CatParty]

I thought the first pic was a woman

 

[introman]

I remember talking to Anthos before he was getting trolled by the PVCC. I thought he was an A-Log alter ego until somebody who talked to him personally talked to me about him.

 

[José Mourinho]

Ahh........ Anthos. One of the first lolcows I discovered on YouTube.

How do I discover him? Well, a troll named mariotehplumber (A troll who successfully trolls a lot of Sonic fanboys) made fun of the tsunami incident in Japan by making a comment about mocking SEGA in the incident. Of course, because of the Sonic fanboys think that this particular comment is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, and so they made extremely long YouTube commentaries over a single comment.

And that, is how I met Anthos. In this video.
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This video managed to get more likes than dislikes, most probably because he covered two topics (LifeInATent and mariotehplumber) and managed to get fame for that.

After a few months, I stumbled upon his ED article, and that is where I know more about the trollbusting autobot himself.

Not to mention one of his phrases is somewhat like this: "ASSHOLES: Just because you HAVE an asshole, doesn't mean you have to BE one." This is from a motivational poster. (Or is it demotivational? I don't know)

Here are some comments from his YouTube channel:

@Dontcommentmehoe- I only had someone try to erase my dox, to no avail... once on the Internet, always on the Internet. But no matter... most of that page is bollucks, and that information hasn't been used to do anything that could be considered more than a minor inconvenience... seriously, one kid has prank-called me three times, and I haven't even been home for all but the last time. Screw ED. It's a dead horse that's been beaten senseless.

@AustralatinaArchive- The words of a jackass who guards an Internet lulzcow like a jealous ex-lover, saying "HE'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! FIND YOUR OWN!" and who blocks me from his channel when I was nothing but NICE to him mean very little to me. You're just another of those "elitist try-hards" who thinks I'm a one-trick pony because that's all YOU are is a one-trick pony.

 

[Seahorses]

I just heard he got a potato in his butt once.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

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One question: WTF are "bozos"?

 

[c-no]

One question: WTF are "bozos"?

I think the bozos he refers to are either: A) trolls or B) viewers. Me thinks it's a combination of both.

 

[Amsterdam]

One question: WTF are "bozos"?

bozos= clown like bozo the clown, i guess it can be used as an insult like "man jeff is so dumb hes a complete bozo" so, (and i'm pretty much guessing on this) when he says "howdo bozos" hes addressing trolls or what ever and trying to insult them by likening them to clowns or some shit.

 

[Wilhelm]

What the ever loving fuck am I looking at. This kid EMINATES the 'tism.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

How does one make an Anthos costume? Where can I get a coat and hat like this? And what materials would I need for this Transformers sign on the hat?

 

[c-no]

How does one make an Anthos costume? Where can I get a coat and hat like this? And what materials would I need for this Transformers sign on the hat?

I think you need a cheap red coat, a red park ranger hat with a bent brim, and soft foam pads to make the Transformers sign. To make it more authentic, have a mechsona.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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Why am I suddenly getting A-Log flashbacks? Could it be the awkward angle of that camera? Or maybe his reading(looking?) off the computer monitor? I honestly don't know, and it's kind of creepy.

But if there's one thing I give this guy, it's that his jacket's pretty bitchin'. Not that I'd wear it mind you, but still, pretty bitchin'.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Meh, he's trying too hard.

 

[c-no]

Why am I suddenly getting A-Log flashbacks? Could it be the awkward angle of that camera? Or maybe his reading(looking?) off the computer monitor? I honestly don't know, and it's kind of creepy.

But if there's one thing I give this guy, it's that his jacket's pretty bitchin'. Not that I'd wear it mind you, but still, pretty bitchin'.

In regards to A-Log flashbacks, the guy sent a letter to Chris. Chris sent that letter to Thorg IIRC. Thorg posted it on /COW/. Also, the guy has this.