Anti Cows -

[Neferpitou!]

would mister metokur be an anti cow? he seems not te be really ever in shit and comes out on top

Dude, he has an 800 page thread here.

 

[IbnTaymiyyah]

Yall are sleeping on Ashens too much. Dude's been around just as long as AVGN and the quality of his content hasn't dropped a bit.

 

[Eris!]

RedLetterMedia could have very easily become lolcows if they responded to their audience differently. Those gilchrist leaks about embarrassing shit jay has done could have been the birth of some sort of hilarious cope spiral, but they managed it all well. Occasionally they'll call the comments section trash and that's the end of it.

 

[The Last Stand]

Ricky Berwick.

He has the prime traits of being a lolcow: disabled, obnoxious, frequent.

BUT he knows how to take it and give it back. For a disabled person, he doesn't let it hold him back AND knows how to take a joke.

You have to respect that.

 

[WonderWino]

Lindy irritated me, and a lot of other people, when he tried to compare the Bren to the MG34/42. That video was a comedy of errors, and he got ratio'd pretty hard.

Other than that, he's okay. Not a cow. Not the best military historian either though.

There's a guy named TiK, who does some insanely deep dives on WW2 battles. I suppose he's an anti-cow of sorts.

TiK is a nutcase and doesn't have a clue about anything he talks about. Here are some prime quotes:

Hitler's socialism was his racism. So those of you who deny that Hitler was a socialist, you're actually denying the holocaust. ... Marxist holocaust denialists refuse to accept Hitler's socialism. Stalin painted Nazism and fascism as the same thing: the end stage of capitalism. This was supposedly proof that capitalism was failing, and thus the world socialist paradise was just around the corner. Which means that everything that is national socialism or fascism must be explained as capitalism. Go on then, marxists, explain to me: How did the free market result in the holocaust? Which private business owned and marketed the holocaust. Marxist holocaust denialists have no answer to these questions. They have no explanation - I can explain it! But they can't. This is why holocaust denialist laws exist, because marxist holocaust denialist historians cannot explain the ideological reasoning for the holocaust. So they've resorted to creating laws that prop up their narrative.

Well, I dare. I dare to question it, because it turns out that these wonderful marxists are denying the holocaust. It turns out that these wonderful socialists are promoting and justifying theft and murder. It turns out they're the ones who are immoral. It turns out that their ideology is undefendable. Those who control the past, control the future, and the marxists control the past. Since the cold war era, if not much much earlier, socialists have invaded the universities, and have been miseducating the youth. Think about it. WHO writes the history books? Public, socialised, state academic, historians. And who teaches in these public, socialised, state schools? People who believe in socialised control of the means of production. These socialised state historians and these socialised state academics have the most to gain from have the most to gain from the furhter expansion of the public, socialised, state sector. So they're pushing a false narritive of history, a false narritive of the news, a false definition of the words we use in everyday language, like: state. All as a way of defending "real socialism": the state. They've spun history through the lens of class warfare, gender warfare, racial warfare, calling this "social science." They've warped society into misunderstanding the true nature of socialism and capitalism. Most don't even know the meaning of the terms and when you point them out, backed by a host of sources and examples from their own literature, actual evidence, you get told: "You don't know what you're talking about."

I particularly like the 'you get told you don't know what you're talking about if you rant about the lunacy i'm going on about (gee I wonder why he came up with that gem)

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and then there is this. You know, literally making the hall of fame for the bad history subreddit

Lets not forget you're talking about a guy who did an insane 4 hour video rant spouting utter nonsense from start to finish about how hitler is actually a socialist and how the eastern front was some kind of civil war between socialists and who publicly belittles anybody who questions anything he says. This is after claiming all kinds of marxist conspiracy in academia horseshit as an excuse as to why nobody paid attention to his 'theories' in school. If anything he's bordering on being a cow himself. If you look at his youtube subs they include sargon, computing forever and jordan peterson. I can't say that surprises me one bit

That said i'll add the host of that townsends youtube channel. he avoids controversy like the plague and has a hardon for the 18th century...even if a weirdly large amount of his stuff actually comes from the 17th and 19th centuries

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

would mister metokur be an anti cow? he seems not te be really ever in shit and comes out on top

I wouldn't call him a cow (nor an anti cow, now), but he has become what he mocked others for (taking money and not making anything, cancer or not).

Dude, he has an 800 page thread here.

To be fair a good amount of the 800 pages is his fanboys vs people who are so upset at Jim he lives rent free in their heads. Its a fucking shit show, where both sides are just covered in, and throwing shit at each other.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

At least in the comments are nice examples such as Vinny & Joel from Vinesauce (the others are disgusting pieces of crap of not worth mention) and Joji.

I'm sure Craig Mckraken and Stephen Hillenburg are in the list; the first mentioned is such a sad life; giving your literally thesis (PPG) to CN and decades later destroyed a legacy. Same shit with Spongebob.

I always said; anti-cows exists but having humanity & mind stability is a must to reach that.

 

[Emperor Julian]

TiK is a nutcase and doesn't have a clue about anything he talks about. Here are some prime quotes:





I particularly like the 'you get told you don't know what you're talking about if you rant about the lunacy i'm going on about (gee I wonder why he came up with that gem)

source

and then there is this. You know, literally making the hall of fame for the bad history subreddit

Lets not forget you're talking about a guy who did an insane 4 hour video rant spouting utter nonsense from start to finish about how hitler is actually a socialist and how the eastern front was some kind of civil war between socialists and who publicly belittles anybody who questions anything he says. This is after claiming all kinds of marxist conspiracy in academia horseshit as an excuse as to why nobody paid attention to his 'theories' in school. If anything he's bordering on being a cow himself. If you look at his youtube subs they include sargon, computing forever and jordan peterson. I can't say that surprises me one bit

That said i'll add the host of that townsends youtube channel. he avoids controversy like the plague and has a hardon for the 18th century...even if a weirdly large amount of his stuff actually comes from the 17th and 19th centuries

What's interesting is how he cannot grasp how a political act could occur outside of Socialist/Capitalist economics. It's quite fascinating how rigid and flawed his thought process is. It feels like you're talking to an alien whose only experiance with humans is reading das Kapital, wealth of nations and some sort of book on the cold war.

 

[Rotter]

Nikolas 'Lindybeige' Lloyd seems like a good bloke.

Same thing with Jon Townsend.

 

[Foltest]

I love Lindybeige. He can be pretty lolworthy, especily when it comes to the French, but he is very likeable.

 

[Rotter]

I love Lindybeige. He can be pretty lolworthy, especily when it comes to the French, but he is very likeable.

His video on The Bayeux Tapestry is fantastic. Those little animations

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If a lolcow and anticow meet, do they cancel eachother out?

 

[tuka]

As people cite plenty of good examples, being just anticow is too easy. Since most anti-cows are slightly right or neutral politically, I think a hardmode anticow is one of a clear lefty bent.

So, anyone with an example of reasonably sane lefties? Ie opposite of breadtube, yet proselytizing liberal message?

 

[AnOminous]

As people cite plenty of good examples, being just anticow is too easy. Since most anti-cows are slightly right or neutral politically, I think a hardmode anticow is one of a clear lefty bent.

So, anyone with an example of reasonably sane lefties? Ie opposite of breadtube, yet proselytizing liberal message?

Jim Hightower. But he's old.

 

[Spunt]

Nobody mention Yahtzee yet? He's been doing the same thing for 15 years without slowing down, losing interest or lowering the quality of his work in all that time. Unlike the likes of Angry Joe or DSP he hasn't become obviously bored with his own format and started feuding with his own fans who want more of the same. He survived Gamergate without taking a side, and I can't think of anyone besides James Rolfe who managed to do that and emerge unscathed. He hasn't cucked out to the Left, or got cancelled by them either, and despite having watched his videos for years I have no idea what his politics are and don't care, almost unique for an internet videogame person in Current Year.

You don't have to like what he does, but considering the company he keeps and the nature of what he does for a living not becoming a cow is a massive achievement.

 

[tuka]

Jim Hightower. But he's old.

Or George Carlin (but he's dead). I was thinking more in the confines of traditional cow pastures, ie youtubes, social media etc. I'm inclined to nominate The Right Opinion, who IMO does pretty well considering this is the lolcow breedding grounds of youtube commentary. He's not high profile or vocally lefty "enough" tho.

 

[Rotter]

As people cite plenty of good examples, being just anticow is too easy. Since most anti-cows are slightly right or neutral politically, I think a hardmode anticow is one of a clear lefty bent.

So, anyone with an example of reasonably sane lefties? Ie opposite of breadtube, yet proselytizing liberal message?

Jimmy Dore is utterly fucking insane on anything with police. Other than that, I kinda like him. I he had a baby with Saagar Enjeti, I would have him round for tea. Then I would arrest him.

 

[AnOminous]

Or George Carlin (but he's dead).

George Carlin is one of those that both sides are desperate to claim would have agreed with them, though. He absolutely detested the kind of people who ultimately evolved into SJWs, and in particular, their shitty, euphemistic language. He may have attacked more "right wing" people than he did "left wing" but he was not a fan of anyone, nor of humanity itself.

 

[tuka]

George Carlin is one of those that both sides are desperate to claim would have agreed with them, though.

Yea, he mostly parodied the false dichotomy of two party system, but other than that he struck me as chaotic lefty through and through, including the party hard degeneracy and all. It's just weird how alt-right pretty much coopted this sort of chaotic chic (including the degeneracy and misanthropy I suppose).

Jimmy Dore

This dude looks pretty legit, Matt Taibi talking points on crack. If I were to nitpick, it's that Alex Jones-esque zeal and clickbaity schtick which brings the mental image of John Oliver or Alex Jones - except Dore is actually talking sense as opposed to the former two. Just personal preference for presentation to not trust over-zealous delivery I guess.

 

[Rotter]

If a lolcow and anticow meet, do they cancel eachother out?

The ultimate lolcow?
The ultimate anticow?

The ultimate sexcow ...sure, that would be a 24 year old Grace Kelly. You can't define those other two in any meningful way.