Anti Cows -

[verygayFrogs]

I'm just gonna put up a list of some of my favorites (idk if they've been in drama but I can't find any)

Spoiler: Decent Sized List

• Emperor Cubone (Pokemon Youtuber who doesn't rehash the same top 10's and actually reviews in depth interesting situations)
• AVGN (as mentioned, plus I fall asleep to his videos sometimes bc they're absolute comfort food to me)
• SullyG (Makes music with the funniest looking instrument)
• MDB (Daily videos, most known for his pokemon challenges)
• Dollightful (I know it seems kind of kiddy but she's a good chunk of my inspiration for character designs)
• Scott the Woz (basically combine Jontron, the Nerd and throw in a bunch of censor bleeps. Also Wii Music)
• SorrowTV (not really active but he reads dumb reddit posts)
• Johnstone (Poketuber like EC but challenges himself way too much like all the ribbons on a rock with spikes)
• GFM (Used to debunk old gaming rumors back in the day, also has an internet hall of fame series)
• WeedleTwineedle (Showdown player who fucking wrecks pokespergs)

That's all I can think of for now

 

[AnOminous]

FedSmoker would definitely be an anti-cow because he had all the traits of a lolcow but was instead epic.

He was not a lolcow. The entire world was his lolcow.

He died as he lived a free man.

RIP.

 

[Psychic Espeon]

Anyone on this site who thinks that their YouTube channel is notable enough for it to be their username here is a lolcow

sorry, but I don't reply to banned users.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

sorry, but I don't reply to banned users.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Correct me if I'm wrong, which is entirely possible since I'm not aware of 100% of all internet dramas, but I'm pretty sure Markiplier has never had any major issues? I know his brother is like a furry that hates white people but that's...his brother and not him.

 

[Captain Manning]

Paul Harrell is definitely someone who I would consider to be an anti-lolcow.

Paul Harrell

Real firearms information for citizens.

www.youtube.com

He even made an hour long video destroying another gun youtuber who is definitely a lolcow.

Harrell is a mensch.

He has this amazing way of telling people they're fucking retarded without sperging in the slightest.

I actually like him better than Ian, but they're really two different channels. Harrell is more about the practical application of firearms and the hardcore scientific testing thereof.

Together with Grandpa Hickok45, those three form a perfectly well balanced YouTube gun diet.

 

[Jarolleon]

Lindy has some pretty verboten opinions for current year, especially his older stuff on evolutionary psychology. I'm surprised there hasn't been a cancel attempt yet but he's been keeping it on the down low in recent years and it's working so far.

Presumably those that would try to cancel him are already repelled by his "Stereotypical 19th century British guy" persona and don't bother watching enough to dig up "dirt", & he doesn't post enough overtly political stuff to get targeted by the "REEE alt-right pipeline!" crowd.

 

[Captain Manning]

Lindy has some pretty verboten opinions for current year, especially his older stuff on evolutionary psychology. I'm surprised there hasn't been a cancel attempt yet but he's been keeping it on the down low in recent years and it's working so far.

Lindy irritated me, and a lot of other people, when he tried to compare the Bren to the MG34/42. That video was a comedy of errors, and he got ratio'd pretty hard.

Other than that, he's okay. Not a cow. Not the best military historian either though.

There's a guy named TiK, who does some insanely deep dives on WW2 battles. I suppose he's an anti-cow of sorts.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Brett Weinstein is pretty anti-cow.

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Nine pages in and not a single mention of Jerma985, the internet's greatest and most compact entertainer. The guy's stayed consistently watchable and likeable for almost a decade now and his record is clean.

Critikal/Charlie is another good one. He managed to avoid animorphing into a cow even after he transitioned his content to more personal stuff. The guy was a Fortnite streamer for a while and even that didn't hurt his credibility.

I second a lot of the others mentioned: James Rolfe for doing his thing consistently since before 90% of you were born.
Sseth for consistently making entertqining content without powerlevelling for almost a decade.
Scott the Woz who is an unapologetic dweeb, but the kind you wouldn't stuff in a locker.
The RLM guys for being real niggas.

And OneyNG who despite being online since he was a wee cringey lad has managed to be loveably autistic and has avoided stepping in internet shit all this time. He just draws cool stuff and makes goblin noises at videogames while keeping to himself.

 

[Sammyrye]

Callmekevin is awesome. Non problematic. No drama. Just a funny ass gamer.

Edit cos spelling

 

[Captain Manning]

There's a small Youtuber named Mr. Gentleman who I have been rather impressed with. He might qualify.

Since 2015 (the first ep was remastered later) he's been putting together a massive multi-part documentary on the history of JRPGs. It's pretty educational and well crafted. He started in the 8-bit era, and has only recently breached into the 16-bit era.

Playlist of the series:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSaYWXWGQ7U2L_qPQ4BEKeu748aq26KxZ

Probably like 10 hours of decent content there, so far. No sperging. No autistic takes. No drama. He very briefly asks God to bless the viewer at the end of every episode (so he's probably not an SJW nutcase, even if you don't appreciate or care about the sentiment). I'd like to see him continue to grow. It's good stuff.

 

[NoFeline]

his brother [...] hates white people

Could you elaborate?

 

[Large]

cark

 

[Gingervitis]

Does my dad count? Without powerleveling, he's one of the least lolcowish person I know.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Dunno if this is the right place for this guy. He's a pretty based autist/ tard. I normally have almost no sympathy for autists/mongs, but this guy speaks to me at the heart level. He's honest and often poignant:

https://twitter.com/lauralovesian1

Also , he looks like The Hessian from Sleepy Hollow, which is rather based itself.

 

[Trapitalism]

Does Justin Y. count?

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

I'd say NeoUnrealist, but I may be wrong because I don't actually follow anybody's twitter or anything like that.

 

[DarkSydeBills]

Justin Whang, dude started the Tales from the Internet series pretty lolcowish, but he's pretty chill now.

 

[paint huffing shaman]

would mister metokur be an anti cow? he seems not te be really ever in shit and comes out on top