Antigua: The Land of Fairies - The worst book ever made

[theblazecode]

I cannot believe there is no thread on this book. This atrocious fucking mess.

Antigua: The Land of Fairies -written by Larry Ellis and Denise Brown Ellis - is according to Goodreads - the first in a trilogy, focusing on magical characters such as "such as a Sorceress, a Dragon, Fairies, Wizards, Knights, Kings, Queens, Pixies, and Gnomes."

No real plot synopsis is told in the book - however, there is an excerpt from this novel that makes Christian Weston Chandler's work look like a fucking masterpiece by comparison.

Some links:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2640834-antigua
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/14256367.Larry_Ellis
https://www.amazon.com/Denise-Ellis/e/B016U9LD28/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

 

[Rat Speaker]

I cannot believe there is no thread on this book. This atrocious fucking mess.

Antigua: The Land of Fairies -written by Larry Ellis and Denise Brown Ellis - is according to Goodreads - the first in a trilogy, focusing on magical characters such as "such as a Sorceress, a Dragon, Fairies, Wizards, Knights, Kings, Queens, Pixies, and Gnomes."

No real plot synopsis is told in the book - however, there is an excerpt from this novel that makes Christian Weston Chandler's work look like a fucking masterpiece by comparison.

Some links:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2640834-antigua
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/14256367.Larry_Ellis
https://www.amazon.com/Denise-Ellis/e/B016U9LD28/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1

That book sounds like quite a good read, after bashing your head in repeatedly with a brick. That's just so bad.

 

[Golly]

It's like a fantasy book for early readers. The problem is that those books generally cap at about 20 pages and have lots of nice pictures.

Edit: oh my god it's 300 pages.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Get ready your weapons!"

Spoiler: the more you know ===☆

"Antigua" is the feminine form of "antiguo": "old" or "ancient" in Spanish.

 

[theblazecode]

"Get ready your weapons!"

Spoiler: the more you know ===☆

"Antigua" is the feminine form of "antiguo": "old" or "ancient" in Spanish.

Welcome to the land of Ancient, where we have all these fairies and bullshit and oh my god it's a dragon.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Antigua is like a scifi novel with the title: FUTURA: The Planet of Robots Aliens and Astronauts

 

[StarvingAutist]

I can't wait for the sequel, Barbuda.










I refuse to apologize for that pun.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So many exclamation marks on that first page alone.

They've also got another book called The Adventures of the Teen Archaeologists: (Book 1) The Land of the Moepek but the cheapest copy on Amazon is $1436.01.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

>lightening

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I can't wait for the sequel, Barbuda.










I refuse to apologize for that pun.

I don't think you need to apologise for the fact that the authors were too ignorant to know that there's already a place called Antigua. When the very title of the book shows the author's incompetence, you're in for a treat!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

$1436.01

what
how
why
wat

 

[Pickle Inspector]

what
how
why
wat

I think it's the result an automaticity set selling algorithm similar to this story - http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/why-did-amazon-charge-23698655-93-for-a-textbook/

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I'm not sold. Is it really worse than Miranda Leek's Twisted?

So many exclamation marks on that first page alone.

They've also got another book called The Adventures of the Teen Archaeologists: (Book 1) The Land of the Moepek but the cheapest copy on Amazon is $1436.01.

It belongs in a museum.

 

[Caddchef]

"Get ready your weapons!"

Spoiler: the more you know ===☆

"Antigua" is the feminine form of "antiguo": "old" or "ancient" in Spanish.

It's also an island in the Carabian and a city in Guatemala.

Edit: Damn, rate me late.

I don't think you need to apologise for the fact that the authors were too ignorant to know that there's already a place called Antigua. When the very title of the book shows the author's incompetence, you're in for a treat!

I've never visited Antigua so i cannot confirm whether or not it is a land of fantasy cliches and this book is actually non-fiction.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I'm not sold. Is it really worse than Miranda Leek's Twisted?


It belongs in a museum.

I was thinking of the same book, although at least Twisted is unintentially funny, how can you not like an overpowered were roller coaster edge lord who everyone considers a good guy even though he murders countless innocent people and animals just for getting in his way (And at one point drinks the blood of a cat claiming "it tasted good, he realized, like nectar to a god ") and also looks like a 90s cartoon:

Spoiler

His non were coaster self:

And his girlfriend:

It rivals Sonichu for ridiculousness, shame it's not a comic.

 

[Ntwadumela]

When I read the title I thought it was referring to the island nation of Antigua and Barbuda, then I saw the cover and thought "What The Fuck."

 

[theblazecode]

Also
>copyrighted material slogan on top of the book

 

[RV 229]

Eeew, god. This looks like my mom's writing.

 

[Zeorus]

@Vitriol audiobook version when?