Any lobster experts here? -

[What a moron]

Been thinking about getting some lobster recently, but there's lobster people out there who want to scam you while only giving you the lobster shell with little meat.

Question is, how I can gain the most lobster meat possible when dining out?

 

[stets]

Just bring your own lobster and tell them to cook up it. Simple.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Or get a whole lobster that you need to break up and devour

 

[What a moron]

Issue is I can't cook lobster for shit, on the other hand I'm pretty sure these crafty people will scam me for certain.

It's a real dilemma. Not even about the money either, it's about the principle.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Why not pay one of them to teach you? That aughta' work.

 

[What a moron]

Why not pay one of them to teach you? That aughta' work.

The lobster people near me are uhh... different. They'd probably make me fight 20 lobsters to the death or something because they get off on it. That shit ain't right man.

 

[stets]

The lobster people near me are uhh... different. They'd probably make me fight 20 lobsters to the death or something because they get off on it. That shit ain't right man.

I wouldn’t get to hung up over that. Lobstermen are like that everywhere - they’re a very insular community and wary of outsiders. They’re basically like Scientologists, only with lobsters.

Here’s an idea. Go to a restaurant and order lobster. If you’re not happy with the quantity, just tell them you won’t give them a dime. If they give you lip, just yell at them, tell them your name is Baron Trump, and that they shouldn’t fuck with you because your dad is in politics. It’s a no lose proposition, in my mind.

 

[Hen in a tie]

just buy a pre cooked frozen lobster in your local frozen food section

 

[Somsnosa]

no offense but frozen food is only for very lonely people

 

[Zeorus]

no offense but frozen food is only for very lonely people

>bitch the man's a Kiwi Farms poster

 

[What a moron]

I wouldn’t get to hung up over that. Lobstermen are like that everywhere - they’re a very insular community and wary of outsiders. They’re basically like Scientologists, only with lobsters.

Here’s an idea. Go to a restaurant and order lobster. If you’re not happy with the quantity, just tell them you won’t give them a dime. If they give you lip, just yell at them, tell them your name is Baron Trump, and that they shouldn’t fuck with you because your dad is in politics. It’s a no lose proposition, in my mind.

These lobster people think they know about lobsters, but really they don't.

If they don't fall for the trump stuff, a street fight may be the only way to resolve this. These bastards are deep into the seafood exploitation game smh.

 

[What a moron]

just buy a pre cooked frozen lobster in your local frozen food section

no offense but frozen food is only for very lonely people

You ever seen how the Japanese eat their seafood basically alive? Ok, wouldn't go that far, but they're well ahead of their time. Fresh is where it's at my dudes.

 

[Cthulu]

>bitch the man's a Kiwi Farms poster

Yeah you'd think he'd googled this by now

 

[What a moron]

Yeah you'd think he'd googled this by now

Just wanted some advice on lobsters man

 

[Cthulu]

Just wanted some advice on lobsters man

Always try to go fresh.

 

[Deadwaste]

im not a lobsterologist, but i can say this

get some crab seasoning(because lobster seasoning is just salt and pepper, therefore shit) and dump the fucking whole jar of it into the pot. then boil the fuck out of that dead lobster flesh for about 15 minutes.

and in the end, that's still not enough because lobster meat is shit

 

[Cthulu]

that's still not enough because lobster meat is shit

Some people love it, some hate it. I love it.

 

[Bogs]

ftw allergic to Lobster

 

[Florence]

Been thinking about getting some lobster recently, but there's lobster people out there who want to scam you while only giving you the lobster shell with little meat.

Question is, how I can gain the most lobster meat possible when dining out?

Go to a restaurant in Maine. You get served the whole lobster, though you have to get the meat out yourself.

 

[Nat Soc Justice Warrior]

Been thinking about getting some pie recently, but there's pie people out there who want to scam you while only giving you the pastry with little meat.