Any other Genova Witnesses out there? - or interested in fitness dramas in general

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I was introduced to Jason Genova a couple of years ago and he's been an endless source of lols, the wiki dedicated to him is excellent, the cliff notes take a couple hours to read but always cripple me with laughter.

http://genovapedia.org/

"His self aggrandizing delusions are an exaggerated apex representation of modern society in the social media/selfie generation as a whole (or maybe humans have always been this way but modernity has exposed this fact, I don't know!): Everyone thinks far too highly of themselves. But this is especially pronounced among those who should be least likely to overestimate themselves and have evidence to the contrary staring them in the face. It culminates with Genova, a man with practically zero discernable positive or extraordinary features and a seemingly endless list of negative traints, and yet he believes himself to be a virtuous saint who's excellence has propelled him to celebrity status. It's fascinating watching the cognitive dissonance occur in real time; he's incapable of reconciling obvious external feedback with a hyper-inflated inner perception of his practical godliness.

I fell off with Genova and the misfits for a few months, but I began following again after Janoy said he liked Coath PJ more than Coath Adam and confessed in private when he didn't know he was being filmed that he didn't like Coath Adam very much. This is especially profound because Adam was literally the only one who got Genova measurably closer to the god-like figure he perceives himself to already be. But the stern manner in which Adam acted as a literal father figure and coach demanded that Jason defer and submit somewhat to his authority. This threatened Jason's internal perception and ego; and this No Es Livin La Vida Genova.

You can more or less generalize Genova's behavior and self-perception to most human beings to a MUCH lesser extent and it sometimes offers insightful explanations for their (our?) behavior which are logically and philosophically consistent.

The next time you think you're special in some way or good at something or even above average, remember that Jason Genova thinks he's a good bodybuilder. Maybe you suck."
--FitMisc user PublixBagboy
 

Zvantastika

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Where are the screencaps of this guy throwing a fit?, a summary explaining exactly why this guy is a lolcow?, at least a link to a video?.
If you're only going to paste a link to other site why bother making a new thread at all. You really need to lurk more and see how a thread should be made and the general guidelines behind it. Not everyone is willing to read for hours just to understand what is going on with a lolcow, assuming it's one to begin with.
 

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Honestly I'm surprised that it took this long for people to make a thread on him.
Here's his Youtube channel, just to begin with
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheJasongenova

To sum it up he's a slightly mentally challenged (not enough to completely excuse his behavior) 30 something year old Star Wars fan that aspires to be a pro bodybuilder, but fails miserably due to his inability to diet correctly and his completely nonsensical exercise routine where he just does what he feels like doing.
He started bodybuilding almost 10 years ago, and have made very little change to his physique, as you can see in
(this is in 2008)
versus
(video uploaded 3 weeks ago)
He has employed numerous coaches (he spells them as "coaths") but none of them have succeeded in getting him to diet and train properly.

As for being a lolcow, he's definitely one, probably the biggest one in the "fitness industry":
Here's a video of him posing in a Starbucks bathroom while trying to name each of his muscles (note "rear anterior deltoid")
This is an already made compilation of him chimping out, mostly because of either hate comments on Youtube, people around him trying to rile him up, or even small things like disagreements with his mother.
Here you can see him being horribly out of place in a bodybuilding show (he's competed in a more recent show where he looks marginally better, but still extremely out of place)
Jason blatantly lies about squatting 5 plates (220kg/495 pounds I think) when there's no way anyone would believe him. He also claimed to have 21 inch arms (later measured to be 16 and a half inch)

More recently, Jason have tried to scam people with t shirts (people ordered t shirts from him. He took the money but didn't send any t shirts over). He tried to deny it at first but eventually was backed into a corner and was forced to apologise
He also got into some trouble with a bodybuilder called Rich Piana, because he issued an "order 66" on him (an order 66 is basically when he gets his fanbase/trollbase to spam a person/group's youtube channel). Rich Piana got pissed and eventually met up with him and got into a "slap box" with him (he basically beat the shit out of Jason).

Jason also has some "cwcisms" like "It's sick, it's piss" (used positively) and is known to go on incoherent rants such as
He even calls his dick his "light saber", much like Chris with his "duck"

There is way too much about this guy to cover in one post, so I'll stop there. Hopefully other people will fill in if I missed anything.
 
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Where are the screencaps of this guy throwing a fit?, a summary explaining exactly why this guy is a lolcow?, at least a link to a video?.
If you're only going to paste a link to other site why bother making a new thread at all. You really need to lurk more and see how a thread should be made and the general guidelines behind it. Not everyone is willing to read for hours just to understand what is going on with a lolcow, assuming it's one to begin with.
I thought this was more of a meta post because I wanted to include discussion on other fitness lolcows like Ragen Chastain and Eric Hites (Fat Guy Across America) and I wanted to see if anyone else already followed him. I would need other's to collaborate with to make a proper summary, unless I spent all my free time this week doing it.
 

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I thought this was more of a meta post because I wanted to include discussion on other fitness lolcows like Ragen Chastain and Eric Hites (Fat Guy Across America) and I wanted to see if anyone else already followed him. I would need other's to collaborate with to make a proper summary, unless I spent all my free time this week doing it.
Again, lurk more. We already have some threads where you can speak of lolcows in general and see if they are worthy of a thread of their own. If you want to "include" other figures, then it's not a lolcow thread but a community watch matter. We're in no rush for the info, gather what you can, take your time to make it nice and then present it. Once you make a thread, you can keep updating it and adding more stuff as you see fit, not EVERYTHING has to be done in one go but at least have a good basis.
 
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Again, lurk more. We already have some threads where you can speak of lolcows in general and see if they are worthy of a thread of their own. If you want to "include" other figures, then it's not a lolcow thread but a community watch matter. We're in no rush for the info, gather what you can, take your time to make it nice and then present it. Once you make a thread, you can keep updating it and adding more stuff as you see fit, not EVERYTHING has to be done in one go but at least have a good basis.
This is already in lolcow general, he doesn't exactly fit personal or obscure because he has a cult following and has existed for years.
 

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I've been seeking a Jason Genova thread for a while now. My best friend showed me his content and in exchange I introduced him to the world of CWCville, a shameful fair exchange of info for The true and honest creator of Sonichu for the mangetter sithlord.
Some personal favorites of mine:

Jason is also in the Delray Misfits videos.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLs8z7b4Mc6jn4ddU9mURYw
 

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Another reason why Jason looks like utter crap for someone that has lifted for over a decade is that he often binges on large amounts of junk food and competes in eating challenges.

That's him consuming 20 "pizza balls" for an eating challenge. Since he's basically a giant ball of dough himself, I'm fairly sure that counts as cannibalism.

And his exercise form isn't just bad. It's hilariously bad.

A recent example of the picture perfect form Jason has on all of his exercises. Yep, you're definitely meant to do 3 plate barbell rows with mixed grip and use that much momentum in lat pulldowns. That's how you build a pissening, sickening body like our glorious sith lord.
 

I'm With Chris

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All the workout fail (shit diet, bad form, bad etiquette, no commitment, zero gains at best) is what made him a memetic star on the Misc site. To fitness people on BB forums, this is hilarious. To people on the Kiwi, it's boring.

I think what people here (((who probably are in worse shape than than JG and couldn't care less about fitness))) would find interesting about Jason is how he compares to OPL:

(1) Watch Jason's shit - he's 1000x times more exceptional than Chris. Dude can't read one word sentences. He insults people nearly every day and he's just as delusional as the creator of Sonichu.

(2) Jason has "Genovisms", just as Chris had CWCisms.

(3) They both have a legion of trolls, posing as sweethearts and businessmen, who got them to stick things up their asses and to give out passwords and fly around the country to grab those famebux. Thing is - Jason actually saw the trolls as a steady source of income. right from the start - Chris only realized this after a decade and is still mad. Jason's trolls became supporters, while Chris is still Chris.

(4) Chris is still a technical virgin, if you don't count hookers. Genova had a few one nighters under his belt***. Probably because, despite the horrendous autism, he's still a man with some muscles when the bar closes and everyone's blackout drunk.

In the "What if" thread - people ask what would happen if Chris lost weight, started working out and make more male friends. - JG answers that question. It's an improvement somewhat.


*** JG got trolled into banging a tranny or two. Christ decided to become one.
 
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Spot on @I'm With Chris, I think I'm going to endeavor into making his thread next week with less of a focus on things like macros and the specifics of his training which like only a handful of users on here seem to be interested in, and more so on why he's just an awful person, the graveyard of trainers left in his wake, and an amusing retard that still produces milk.

edit: or if anyone else is interested in doing it but would like help, I will gladly.
 

I'm With Chris

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Just fucking do it. Jason is an industrial milk / ments machine.

It would be interesting to see how this place place reacts to a total mong who can legit bench 340 .

I'm also curious as to whether he's an autiste or straight up retard. I suspect that it's a mix of way too many chromosomes, steroids, bad vaxxinations and simply living in Florida.

***For those who don't know Body Building forums is pretty much a troll site. It's niche specific, but right up there with ED, cow, and Kawaii Farmz.***
 
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I'm going to have to tap out of making the thread. I'm sorry for taking as long as I did to come to this conclusion but while gathering pictures of Jason for the OP I realized the first page of responses would more than likely be people crying that he isn't fat and me having to explain that he is. I'm kind of burnt out on writing and info mining, maybe I'll try again in several weeks if someone else hasn't done it. I'm sorry to anyone who was looking forward to it, I hope someone else picks up the ball.
 

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I'm going to have to tap out of making the thread. I'm sorry for taking as long as I did to come to this conclusion but while gathering pictures of Jason for the OP I realized the first page of responses would more than likely be people crying that he isn't fat and me having to explain that he is. I'm kind of burnt out on writing and info mining, maybe I'll try again in several weeks if someone else hasn't done it. I'm sorry to anyone who was looking forward to it, I hope someone else picks up the ball.

Don't worry about it, in about 3 days or so I will have lots of free time, so I'll make the thread, if someone else doesn't do it before me.
 
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