Anyone you really would like to join KF? - Cow or otherwise

[Guts Gets Some]

I was going to put this into lolcow, but then thought I guess someone you'd want to join doesn't necessarily have to be a cow, hence here.

List who and why.


Given the current situation, I'd say it would be great if ProJared (or any of his harem) joined to try and rationalize it here. But I think for now @Alan Pardew is a good enough substitute to get the experience.


Lastly, and probably most for me, Tommy Wiseau would be amazing to have here. I shouldn't even have to elaborate.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Henry Rollins
I feel like having him along would improve any situation.

 

[Damn Near]

Henry Rollins
I feel like having him along would improve any situation.

that old closet queen probably can't even use hotmail

edit: On topic, I'd say CWC, but the autism overload would be truly gilding the lily

 

[gobbogobb]

DSP just to watch the autism singularity in real time

 

[Crippled_Retard]

having sargon himself show up in his thread and go on long-winded rants about saving the west would be pretty great tbh

I came into this thread with no one in mind, and now I desperately want to see this happen.

 

[Just A Butt]

Oney or Dingdong, though it is suspected that DD is at least a regular lurker.

Edit: spelling

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Guru Larry or Joel from Vinesauce. It's probably a no brainer that the former lurks and I've heard spatterings that the latter also lurks here.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

I came into this thread with no one in mind, and now I desperately want to see this happen.

Write me an essay, Carl.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

edit: On topic, I'd say CWC, but the autism overload would be truly gilding the lily

LegendaryChristorian

kiwifarms.net

Wish already granted.

Good Day, People!

Your combined dream is realized, for I Am The Miss Christine Weston Chandler, and I am here to address my followers (bad ones included, and forgiven (just Do Not talk more Mockery, Smack or anything I would not initially say, against me)). I come here today to begin in directly taking on any...

kiwifarms.net

I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!!

THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!! Good Fucking Bye!!!

kiwifarms.net

 

[IV 445]

Donald Trump

 

[Colmerry]

https://kiwifarms.net/members/legendarychristorian.18572/
Wish already granted.

I believe that this is also Chris:
https://kiwifarms.net/members/paintingatree.222/

 

[Damn Near]

LegendaryChristorian

kiwifarms.net

Wish already granted.

Good Day, People!

Your combined dream is realized, for I Am The Miss Christine Weston Chandler, and I am here to address my followers (bad ones included, and forgiven (just Do Not talk more Mockery, Smack or anything I would not initially say, against me)). I come here today to begin in directly taking on any...

kiwifarms.net

I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!!

THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!! Good Fucking Bye!!!

kiwifarms.net

I will never cease to be amused by the absolutely bizarre way he phrases sentences

 

[Black Waltz]

Oney if he doesn't already lurk here

 

[ProgKing of the North]

This dude that spergs all over a local development forum I post on so I can call him an autistic faggot without facing any consequences

 

[Marco Fucko]

Linus Torvalds so he can develop Kiwix and write under the code of conduct "just don't be a faggot".

 

[cumdungeon]

Zech Strumsky for sure.

 

[The Shadow]

Dobson...join us.

I mean what else are you doing with your time? Getting better at tracing?

 

[Bob Page]

MovieBob, the opportunity to verbally rip him a new one over his insanely autistic world views would make any day a blast.

 

[Foxxo]

Donald Trump.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

My dad.

He would sperg and it would be glorious.