Apologize to the above user's avatar -

[Cowboy Christ]

I'm sorry god left you unfinished.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

I’m sorry for beating you in smash bros

 

[Officer Eradicate]

I'm sorry for slapping you when you cried

 

[Mambamia]

I'm sorry for slapping you when you cried

I'm sorry you didn't make the cut to be in Driver PS1

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

I’m sorry I called you “pedobait”

 

[albert chan]

I’m sorry that I can’t tell if that’s a character from Touhou.

 

[Maurice Caine]

I'm sorry that you're old.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

I’m sorry you ruined music

 

[Mambamia]

I’m sorry you ruined music

I'm sorry you called me "pedobait"

 

[JambledUpWords]

I'm sorry that you’re stuck with a cartoon body for the rest of your life

 

[A Fucking Leafeon]

I'm sorry that you have type 2 diabetes

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

I’m sorry I put LGBT+ propaganda on your wall.

 

[GrinningCat]

I'm sorry your avatar makes you an embarrassment to your parents.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

I'm sorry I had to kill you

Self-defence, you know?

 

[Ciscoipphone]

I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but you're adopted

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

I’m sorry I spilled your cereal

 

[Mambamia]

I’m sorry I spilled your cereal

I'm sorry that people see you as a fleshlight.. mmmhhhhm, lucky.

 

[A Fucking Leafeon]

I'm sorry your fandom is filled with pedophiles.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Sorry your fandom is full of neckbeards

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

I'm sorry I called you "pedobait" and also sorry I stole your apology