Apple Thread - What's your favorite apple?

Pixy

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@Valiant You grew up in Eastwood too?

Haven't been there for a few years, now, but I've heard that over the last few years the Granny Smith Festival has sort of become less interesting.
 
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ngl that new forum icon makes me wanna take a bite out of it
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Granny Smith - always super crisp, nice sour sweet bite, refreshing, and all around great. The worst thing you can have is a soft, mealy or overly juicy apple that makes you feel like you're eating a peach or something, you know the ones. The ones that dribble juice all over your face when you bite them.

Fuck that shit.
 
What the hell? It's the honeycrisp. Genetically engineered to be the best tasting apple in existence. The mealy macintosh and the flavorless red delicious can go get fucked. Granny smiths are classic, but they can't hold a candle to them motherfucking Honeycrisps. It's like they got the excellent texture of the red delicious, but also it has flavor!
 

keyboredsm4shthe2nd

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I love McIntosh because I"m a weirdo who likes soft apples.

I'm not a botanist but from what I understand Red Delicious are what you don't want to do with selective breeding. They went for all aesthetic traits like deep red consistent color and large size while also (hopefully unintentionally) carrying over the worst genes like fucking tasteless and "so hard you'll slice up your mouth worse than cap'n crunch" stop Red Delicious standard and grind them into the dirt.
 

DatBepisTho

Cryptid Farmer
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Pink Ladies or Granny Smiths. I like things crunchy and tart when it comes to apples. Honeycrisps are another one I'll gladly eat.

Tbh, I thought I was the only one to hate the Delicious cultivar. I feel so validated right now.
 
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