Kiwi Farms

If you own an iOS thing and open up the App Store right now, you'll likely see some of the worst artwork you've ever seen. I first noticed it earlier this month when I opened up the app store to see this screen, which made me laugh because it's inherently ridiculous:





Deathfat? Check. Masks that by no means are medically sound? Check. Different but unrealistic skin tones? Check. Artwork that's leagues below CWC's own work? Check. Well, I hope things get better for Apple, I guess they're really cutting corners where they have to during these trying times. Just how much are they down to, anyway?





...oh.

Then, uh. What the fuck?



And they keep going.

Oh hey, I know that mouth.



And, as promised, feet for your enjoyment:



So I tried searching around for the artist, and, to no surprise, they're uncredited, and trying to search for "app store artist" or "app store cartoonist", of course, just brings up apps, not the artist for the app store itself. So, to whomever did these, kudos to you. You managed to get the world's only multi-trillion dollar corporation to paste your insane scrawls on the front of their marketplace. That's just impressive.