April 11th PSN update: Chris buys shitload of games. -

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Yawning Squirtle

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He bought ToeJam & Earl. Wasn't that a NES title? Was there a remake of it?

CWC's game buying habits seem to be very rooted in nostalgia (that and colored, kid-friendly stuff). He misses high school and childhood. Simpler times...
 

Dynamite Ninja

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Yawning Squirtle said:
He bought ToeJam & Earl. Wasn't that a NES title? Was there a remake of it?

CWC's game buying habits seem to be very rooted in nostalgia (that and colored, kid-friendly stuff). He misses high school and childhood. Simpler times...

Nope ToeJam & Earl was a Sega Genesis game (one that me & my brother beat years ago btw) I hope they remake that game. I loved it. Also, You're tax dollars at work folks.
 

Rio

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Looks like he bought Payday the Heist. I guess he really wants to shoot those jerkops. Except it looks like he hasn't played it yet. I have to wonder: Why does he buy so many games that he doesn't even start up? Is he just a compulsive spender?
 

acrylicpaint

High fuckin' functionally autistic
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Strange how Chris can unlock all trophies and get S-rank in Sonic the Fighters within 20 minutes but not even touch the other 75% of his games.
 

JimReynolds

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acrylicpaint said:
Strange how Chris can unlock all trophies and get S-rank in Sonic the Fighters within 20 minutes but not even touch the other 75% of his games.
It's a really bad fighter where the only strategy is button mashing. I'm not surprised he did that.
 

CatParty

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since we paid for the games with our tax money and we aren't ever going to play them, it's only fair that he never plays them either
 

Tubular Monkey

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Keep buying, Chris. Keep hoarding. It'll never fill the void you've created for yourself. In fact, it'll become a burden unto itself.
 

Da Pickle Monsta

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I've been looking through the list of Chris's games in the link provided, and I'm struck by just how many he downloaded purely spur of the moment. Things like "Wakeup Volt" and "Jetpack Joyride." There's very few games in there that are critically acclaimed--he owns Batman: Arkham Asylum, Fallout: New Vegas, Bioshock, and Red Dead Redemption, but they're all sitting on an "E" or "F" ranking. Hell, he's barely touched Tekken or Soul Calibur V.

But nearly every terrible Sonic game has an "S" rating.
 

cypocraphy

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NBA Jam huh? Is that his first ever sports game?
 

Hyperion

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What else is an adult autistic child supposed to do with his time and money? The JERKS took all the boyfriend free girls! DA HOMOS are on every street corner! JERKOPS prowl the community!
 

Tubular Monkey

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Red_Kirby said:
What drove Chris into buying House of Dead and Uncharted?

The same reason that Barb probably buys used jigsaw puzzles and baby carriages. They were for sale.
 

aspirin

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What makes me mad is that he spent HUNDREDS in tugboat on vidya, while I just wasted my salary on a $50 phone.
I wouldn't really care if I hadn't just purchased something I semi-need, but fucking still.
 
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