Australatina April-29-2016: Phil adds events regarding his fictional country to his timeline. -

[CatParty]

 

[MMX]

Pew pew ?

 

[Pikimon]

Im surprised Autismlatina had fighter jets with all the fucking signs everywhere.

 

[Ravenor]

We are now entering the delusional stage of how he deals with stress, he does this when he cant deal with the real world an defines his own reality.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I hope that the fighter gets shot down and it starts a war of australatinian liberation

 

[Arkangel]

I imagine its some kind of autistic crack at the North Carolina bathroom bill that seems to be all the rage.

 

[Adamska]

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He forgot the part where it turned out that said plane was filled with screaming refugees who were duct-taped to the fucking thing and crammed in the cockpit. His shithole of a country is volcanic, poor, and inefficient, so realistically most would be fleeing to the US to live lives that don't suck horrendous balls.

Honestly, it's fitting that Phil's hugbox country is just like Phil, an existential nightmare filled with terror, fear, uncertainty, self-hatred, failure, and idiocy.

 

[Ray Streip]

I'm imagining Phil in bootcamp now, it is quite lovely: something about watching a tattooed potato cry...

 

[The Man With No Name]

Imagine a nation's military making a show of force over tranny bathrooms. Laugh.

 

[VLAD]

"Stop policing people's gender in the bathrooms or I'll have imaginary fighter jets from my imaginary country fly over your state!!!"

I'm sure Governor McCrory is quaking in his boots.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I'm sure a real-life governor is terrified of an imaginary country flying imaginary planes to make imaginary political demands. Phil, you're such a warrior for change, truly. Do keep up the hard work. I'm sure it makes very real changes.

@Ravenor , get the tranquilizer darts. We have work to do.

Damn, @VLAD the ninja strikes again.

 

[Adamska]

Imagine a nation's military making a show of force over tranny bathrooms. Laugh.

Imagine said communist military having the same equipment as Israel, meaning they bought US surplus recently. All while sabre rattling and annexing shit. Laugh more at the spudtastic spastic who cannot world build anything worth a shit.

 

[Ravenor]

@Ravenor , get the tranquilizer darts. We have work to do.

Mate helicopter dartguns, and keepers are being provided the other side if needed ,

 

[Erubetie]

Im surprised Autismlatina had fighter jets with all the fucking signs everywhere.

His idea of a fighter jet is probably a street sign attached to a jet engine, anyway

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I wonder how Phil's remaining asspatters that don't have him on mute feel about these updates?

 

[ON 190]

So what happens when the US launches imaginary ICBMs at Autistan?

 

[Ravenor]

His idea of a fighter jet is probably a street sign attached to a jet engine, anyway

Nope he has his own, it's a IAD'f Kracker (F22) but drawn like OPL's car, if we where to make a airframe based on his sketch it wouldn't fly and it would most likely cause a fireball, he has no idea how isometric drawings work.

/sniped power level/

 

[GetShrekt]

Surprise for Phil; those Australatinian pilots ended up defecting to CWCville.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

@Ravenor called it, Phil is going deep into AutismLand today. Triggered by seeing his heartsweet Jordan?

 

[chimpburgers]

@Ravenor called it, Phil is going deep into AutismLand today. Triggered by seeing his heartsweet Jordan?

Yeah I wasn't sure whether to put that in here 100% but yeah, what a clickbaiting fag.