Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - Former Riot Games Archivist; Faked Cancer Scare to pay for Disney Trip; Pretend Trans Cuban Jew; Doesn't Believe Victims of Rape; Chronic Suicide Baiting Liar, Bullshit Artist, and Harasser.

Who's cucking who?

  • Daniel is cucking Jackson/Cuckson

    Votes: 11 1.9%
  • Cuckson is cucking Daniel

    Votes: 2 0.4%
  • Basic Becky is cucking Both

    Votes: 79 13.9%
  • All of them are massive cucks, together, cucking one another.

    Votes: 477 83.8%

  • Total voters

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True & Honest Fan
She wouldn’t even try to off herself, she couldn’t m.ilk suicide for asspats and free Disney trips. She thrives on attention, what good is attention when she’s not alive to bask in it?
The cows that suicide bait the most are the ones least likely to do it. Becky is the sort to draw a butter knife across her skin and claim that it's a suicide attempt, but as you point out, it's only a manipulation tool because she's not actually depressed or suicidal. She just wants to shriek about how much everyone is driving her to feeling bad, as if she has absolutely no control over her mental state so everyone has to walk on eggshells for fear of her reaction.

Basically, she's a cunt with the emotional maturity of a toddler who thinks they can hold their breath until they get what they want. That she's this old and still has no ability to emotionally regulate is almost as sad as that her suicide baiting still seems to get the results she wants, even if it's just from the odd Twitter asspatter and her ever-pathetic cucks.


GG Allin once threw his poop at me.
I don't know about you guys, but when I have a little downtime in my office to do something fun I immediately grab the contract worker who can't shut up about her pronouns. The fat one with big tits and a skirt who claims she's a man. Definitely the one who's married to two dudes at the same time and probably won't shut up about that, too.

Real talk: If Becky was my employee I would never have a meeting with her behind a closed door, and preferably I would have another person with me at every single meeting. The possibility of Becky making false claims of workplace harassment is always high and is getting higher as they try to ease her out the door. I don't know why they don't fire her, it's not that hard to get someone who can do data entry and is actually a pleasant, likable person, not a walking lawsuit in the making.


Becky must be reading here, so she has to let us know she’s full-time, with benefits. Metadata management is a clerical job, and boy did that fancy NYU degree pay off!

Pimpkin Pumpkin

Problematic af.
First: why are her coworkers playing vidya instead of, oh I don’t know, working?

And what will it take to make Becky realise that no one wants to hang out with her because she’s a toxic bitch to everyone?


I bet she's practically invisible. Every time someone tries to have a casual conversation with her, she probably plays on her phone and blows them off, then does her data entry in silence with headphones on (when she's not REEEEEing on Twitter, of course).

Every RL account of her has been "phone-obsessed coward that won't talk, then makes up evil stories about people on Twitter". It's easy to forget since none of us see her in RL and we just see the endless REEEE online, but she's a pathetic anti-social weirdo. That's why her co-workers don't talk to her or invite her to anything.

I look forward to Becky confounding another company when she applies for another studio temp job and they eventually learn why someone with her credentials is temping.

Kerth Gersen

Borderline Becky is only a man when it suits her. When there’s perceived MUSOGGYKNEE to reeeeeeeee about she magically becomes a woman again.

Hey... changes gender as it suits her purpose, always malicious and bent on causing as much chaos as she possibly can... maybe she’s one of the foundlings the wee folk of myth used to leave on people’s doorsteps and that’s how poor Mami and Papi ended up saddled with her?

Becky IS the abuser. She’s emotionally and verbally abusive to her parents, the cucks and random strangers on the Internet. Manipulative, threatens suicide if she doesn’t get her way, uses degrading language and reacts violently when people express opinions that she disagrees with, forcing everyone she’s in contact with to walk on eggshells around her and claiming others’ actions cause her to behave the way she does, all the while withholding affection/attention as a means of “punishment”. (Maybe PL but one of the CE courses I took the last time I renewed my certification was a domestic violence course and aside from the actual physical violence a lot of the tactics Becky uses to shut down anyone who disagrees with her or doesn’t cater to her every whim were there.)
She should enter, for her gender: "equivocating". "Gender fluid" lacks the calculated and manipulative aspect of this creatures' reality.


Spider Baby So Pure
I mean, I'm sure it has ZERO to do with you constantly calling gamers trash and horrible people, Becky. Nope, zilch to do with that constant, insistent declaration. I mean, why wouldn't people who game want to invite you after all that? </s>

In all honesty, it probably is that she's that weird recluse who never puts herself out there for any opportunity and just expects people to shower her with offers of socializing with putting zero effort into it, and likely doing all she can to simply radiate "crazy bitch". She's worked there long enough that I'm sure her co-workers have sussed out that dealing with her is exhausting at best and a liability at worst.

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