Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon

Who's cucking who?

  • Daniel is cucking Jackson/Cuckson

    Votes: 12 1.6%
  • Cuckson is cucking Daniel

    Votes: 3 0.4%
  • Basic Becky is cucking Both

    Votes: 102 13.3%
  • All of them are massive cucks, together, cucking one another.

    Votes: 652 84.8%

  • Total voters
    769

Abortions4All

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You could make a twisted remake of It's a Wonderful Life with Becky attempting suicide and then a guardian angel showing her what life would have been like if she'd never been born. Except literally everyone's life turns out better.

Her biomom gets to wait until later to have kids and suffers fewer mental health consequences, and is still friendly with all her children.

Her adoptive parents adopt a different child, who makes them proud and doesn't have additional challenges, so they even adopt a second child.

Jackson marries his college sweetheart and gets a good law firm job.

Daniel marries a girl he met at work in a touching ceremony a year before the death of his father, long enough that she gets pregnant in time to let the old man know before he passes.

The Florida "girlfriend" meets another transwoman who trips his trigger and they live trannily ever after.

Lines at Disneyland are a little shorter. LA-area synagogues are a little less stressful. Paramount has better metadata. The only thing that changes for the worse is that Becky's favorite place to buy pork goes out of business during the coronavirus pandemic.
 

Tragi-Chan

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She has a whole other lie she usually tells about this.

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Adopted AND STARVING:
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I've already gone over why Bex was lying about that (the research is easy to find about historical formula pricing and no infant formula at that time cost anything like $250 for a 2-week supply, even if you inflation-adjusted it, and you could in fact purchase even the fanciest most expensive allergen-free formula available today for less than that cost per month). Every time she tells this story she gets poorer and poorer in her imagination. If she retells the tale this year, I'm sure Mami and Papi had to feed her the formula while wearing rags in a room totally without furniture, sleeping on the floor.

And how typical of this stuck-up, entitled brat to claim she was "starving" from having reflux with formula. No doctor would actually shrug off a "starving" baby. They might shrug off a parent who was convinced their kid spitting up with every feed meant they were "starving," though, which is more common than you might think.
If this was legit, we’d be hearing about the medical procedures they tried. No feeding clinic on earth would give up so easily. Becky would have some real horror stories.

But of course, the is the Beckyverse, where every doctor is abusive and uncaring and discards Becky as if she were a tranny girlfriend. I guess Becky was insufferable even as a baby.
 

Tragi-Chan

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You could make a twisted remake of It's a Wonderful Life with Becky attempting suicide and then a guardian angel showing her what life would have been like if she'd never been born. Except literally everyone's life turns out better.

Her biomom gets to wait until later to have kids and suffers fewer mental health consequences, and is still friendly with all her children.

Her adoptive parents adopt a different child, who makes them proud and doesn't have additional challenges, so they even adopt a second child.

Jackson marries his college sweetheart and gets a good law firm job.

Daniel marries a girl he met at work in a touching ceremony a year before the death of his father, long enough that she gets pregnant in time to let the old man know before he passes.

The Florida "girlfriend" meets another transwoman who trips his trigger and they live trannily ever after.

Lines at Disneyland are a little shorter. LA-area synagogues are a little less stressful. Paramount has better metadata. The only thing that changes for the worse is that Becky's favorite place to buy pork goes out of business during the coronavirus pandemic.
There’s an awkward pause as she stands on the parapet before the guardian angel arrives. “Sorry,” he says, “I just assumed you were faking for sympathy again.”
 

Water-T

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Of course basic Becky would defend cuties cus its got a STRONG INDEPENDENT POC WOMYN as a director. Also fuck evil reeepublicans. Go jump a cliff Becky.

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I actually watched it just to see if it was as bad as it was portrayed, and HOLY FUCK HOW DID ANYONE THINK RELEASING IT WAS A GOOD IDEA? It has 11 year old girls in form fitting spandex, thrusting their pelvises against the floor, shoving their crotches in the air, and rubbing their genital areas in front of a crowd of adults.

If a white man had filmed this, the FBI would be at his door before he finished editing the footage.
 

thx1138

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There’s an awkward pause as she stands on the parapet before the guardian angel arrives. “Sorry,” he says, “I just assumed you were faking for sympathy again.”
Clarence just shoves her the fuck off the bridge, a bell tinkles, fade to black, end credits.

Of course basic Becky would defend cuties cus its got a STRONG INDEPENDENT POC WOMYN as a director. Also fuck evil reeepublicans. Go jump a cliff Becky.

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Cool, so lolcows Becky Gerber and Bob Chipman both support child pornography and exploitation. I wonder how many more do.
 

Abortions4All

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No one likes Disney the way Bex does.

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Also, you'd think if she was paying attention she'd stop shitting on capitalism when it's what made all this possible. But nah:

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Here's the best part. I wrote that sentence about capitalism before even knowing she'd shat on it a couple of hours before. She's just that predictable.

Jackson made what appear to be some biscuits from a can:

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Becky wants to make sure her kids aren't "cishet." You know, like her "husbands."

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Who she's playing against one another.
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Also, Bex's Spanish is PERFECT, if you say otherwise you're racist against Americans. Spanish-speaking countries should let Americans decide what words they use and don't use, because that's what Bex is, and she's perfect and valid.
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And of course, since this post started with Becky loving Disney, it wouldn't be complete without the full BPD backlash about how she hates Disney.
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Finally, looks like we're about to have the antidepressant + weed saga:

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Tragi-Chan

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It’s funny how completely she’s gone from “my parents are abusive and I’m cutting them off forever I mean it” to “integral part of my identity.” Becky has always been at war with Eastasia.

I also think it’s interesting, given her obvious Electra complex, how Mami and Papi differ when they’re in favour. She admires Mami for being a strong Cuban immigrant. But Papi always becomes her perfect man - he calls her a boy without her having to present as male, he too loves Doctor Who because it’s so inclusive, he too cries like a little bitch at the plastic paradise of Disneyland.

Actually, there may be a grain of truth in the crying-at-Disneyland story. If I was paying for Becky, I too would cry when I saw how much lobster she could put away.
 

Wargarbl

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No one likes Disney the way Bex does.

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Don't forget her Disney apologism that paired with this.
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"Disney was racist, but since Disney is the only thing important in my life, I'll suddenly understand the concept of nuance that I willfully ignore in every other situation."

And of course, since this post started with Becky loving Disney, it wouldn't be complete without the full BPD backlash about how she hates Disney.
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I'd like to see Becky and crew talk shit to Gina Carano's face. She's a former MMA champion before she 'retired' to Hollywood.

I'd buy the PPV where Gina beats the living shit out of a bunch of twitterfags. It would be "Uwe Boll mauls LowTax" tier fun.
 

RisingPheonix

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Don't forget her Disney apologism that paired with this.

"Disney was racist, but since Disney is the only thing important in my life, I'll suddenly understand the concept of nuance that I willfully ignore in every other situation."
I like Disney too but lol at this.

I mean from a modern leftist standpoint, Disney going to South America prob isn't all that great a thing really outside the creative and cultural influences it provided.

For one, the "Good Neighbor Program" was set up and bankrolled by the US government. Who were worried that the Nazi's were sniffing around there and trying to get South America nations on their side during the war. So that's direct foreign influence to try and draw South America away from becoming one of the Axis allies.

There's also *why* Disney accepted the deal to begin with. At the time a number of animators were striking over unequal pay situations in the Disney studio. Disney didn't give in and was rather upset that his staff decided to picket the studio and protest. The govt deal gave him an excuse to not be at the studio and let Roy + his lawyers figure out how to end the strike and get the studio back to work. Only the people Walt considered "loyal" went on the South America tour with him.

It wasn't like he suddenly decided he wanted to explore the culture of South America, he was paid to do it, and it allowed him to escape dealing with the high pressure tactics of the animators union protesting.
 

AnOminous

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Note that Becky's excuse for his bigotry "He was racist, but you have to consider the time he lived in" would never fly for Becky or her fellow travelers on the left for any white political figure in the past.
It's always funny when SJWs have to go into contortions to wrestle with the issue that one of their faves is problematic in a way that absolutely no normal person cares about. Literally everyone is a product of their time and having idiot cultural pogroms against everyone from that time period is nonsense. Perhaps someone who was especially enlightened for their time deserves credit, or someone who was particularly monstrous for their time deserves blame, but nobody deserves opprobrium for merely being representative of normality.