Dramacow ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon

[AnOminous]

Because being Instagram infertile requires keeping every needle you ever injected and every pill bottle you ever got from a pharmacy during your "journey" and there's a lot of evidence of what you end up doing to yourself. I've seen about a thousand photoshoots from women in their 40s with a baby surrounded by assisted reproductive technology-related medical waste laid out in a heart shape.

Becky isn't going to do any of that shit.

 

[Wargarbl]

No, I was actually thinking IVF. I agree she probably doesn't have the willpower/desire to do it, but she would LOVE the drama of the requirements, the shots, the checkups, the medications, and so on. Like, she would live for it.

We could even be treated to a GoFundMe, even though there is zero chance a number of IVF treatments wouldn't be covered by either Disney or EA health insurance (even at lawyer cuck's level -- he is corporate; corporate gets the good insurance), for added sympathy.

Like you said, she probably doesn't have to willpower to do it, but this is totally the thing she would love to milk for sympathy points.

I agree completely that Becky wants all the sympathy and free money she could garner from IVF, but there's no way in fucking hell Becky is doing the IVF process. It's a goddamn nightmare and Becky doesn't even actually want a child. However, I could EASILY see Becky scamming from Twitter marks under the guise of IVF.

I mean, the only reason she got caught stealing medical donations for a Disney vacay before is because she's so stupid and tone-deaf that she posted her supposed poverty followed by the details of a $5-10k booking to Twitter. No detective work required.

 

[Water-T]

She can't even clean her house. No way would she do anything slightly uncomfortable like IVF. I bet she'd try to milk it on twitter for two weeks after having a consultation with a fertility doctor, though.

It's a given that she'll go as far as have a consultation, followed by her lying her ass off about it, just like everything else. Remember how she turned a mere check up into "OMG YOUSE GUISE MY WOMB IS RIDDLED WITH CANCER AND I NEED HOUSE-DELIVERED LOBSTER AND $500 LEGO SETS DAILY OR I WILL DIIIIEEEEEEE!"

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

Becky not wanting to get pregnant is the only humanitarian thing she'll ever do, so we should applaud it. There's enough suffering in this world as it is. She gets everything she really wants from "trying", no need to mix another human life into this misery soup.

 

[melty]

 

[Water-T]

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Says the Jewest Jew That Ever Jewed that can't manage to attend temple, observe Shabbat, or keep kosher

 

[PhantomDiploma]

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Oh, she's high and wants fertility advice. Sure, I'll hook her up.

 

[Tanner Glass]

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I think "Theme Parks are Modern Day Temples full of Sacred Energy" is the most dystopian thing you could ever say. Would having your kid there bless it with the holy energies of the King of Kings - Walt Disney?

 

[metroid_fetish]

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"Any other witches got advice?"

Girl, I know what you need.

Spoiler

 

[proteus4994]

I think "Theme Parks are Modern Day Temples full of Sacred Energy" is the most dystopian thing you could ever say. Would having your kid there bless it with the holy energies of the King of Kings - Walt Disney?

I love how Becky desperately denies that she’s a basic white girl, and then comes out with the most basic of white girl takes like this.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

"If my baby is conceived at a theme park, it will be much more special, don't you see!?!"

It doesn't matter where you conceive your child, Becky. As long as it's a product of you and your pet slugs, the child will be a fat autist with a laundry list of mental issues and personality disorders.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"If my baby is conceived at a theme park, it will be much more special, don't you see!?!"

It doesn't matter where you conceive your child, Becky. As long as it's a product of you and your pet slugs, the child will be a fat autist with a laundry list of mental issues and personality disorders.

I wonder if Becky is bothered by the way other people see the cucks. I mean, she’s this incredibly shallow consoomer who likes to be seen as this gorgeous sex goddess that men cannot resist, yet the best she can hook is a couple of fat, balding dudes who’d be grateful for anything they could get. Not exactly great for the image.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

I wonder if Becky is bothered by the way other people see the cucks. I mean, she’s this incredibly shallow consoomer who likes to be seen as this gorgeous sex goddess that men cannot resist, yet the best she can hook is a couple of fat, balding dudes who’d be grateful for anything they could get. Not exactly great for the image.

But like, she’s a fat and unattractive too. She fishes for compliments on Twitter from other randos, who are probably equally unattractive (but also probably mostly nice people who just don’t know better than to engage with performative histrionic drama queens), but I don’t get the sense that anyone in her circle is what could be described as objectively attractive. I’ll admit I’m relatively new to following this particular saga, but most of the interactions I see are from people that are probably in a similar, “well, I’d fuck it, I guess” state as the cucks. Or who look at her and think, “well, she doesn’t look that different from a lot of my friends/coworkers/the lady at Trader Joe’s.” If anything, I think we’d all be surprised if she was able to actually nab someone conventionally attractive.

I mean, I’m sure it kills her she can’t have a Disney Prince looking dude — but I think it kills her more that she never was and never will be objectively “hot.” Like, her whole ennui seems to be about trying to grapple with the fact that she was never a beautiful girl in high school/college, despite her deepest desires to be just that.

A thing I’ve noticed over the years is that most people who are outwardly obsessed with kink/polyamory/group sex are fat and unattractive. Outside of porn, which is a very different thing, you almost never see objectively attractive people into that shit, at least on main.

 

[VacuousSpooder]

I wonder if Becky is bothered by the way other people see the cucks. I mean, she’s this incredibly shallow consoomer who likes to be seen as this gorgeous sex goddess that men cannot resist, yet the best she can hook is a couple of fat, balding dudes who’d be grateful for anything they could get. Not exactly great for the image.

Yes, who could possibly resist this sexy goddess?



I know picking on a person's looks is sometimes a pretty cheap shot, but man, the first thing I thought when I saw this was "Danny Devito in a clown wig". Also, the fuck?! I know she has all the social grace of a potato, but taking a selfie while in the tub staring at your cuck when he's on the can is just about the least attractive thing I can think of.

 

[Law]

I think "Theme Parks are Modern Day Temples full of Sacred Energy" is the most dystopian thing you could ever say.

Maybe "sacred energy" is what she calls sugar?

I know she has all the social grace of a potato, but taking a selfie while in the tub staring at your cuck when he's on the can is just about the least attractive thing I can think of.

Who took this picture? Did she fall in the tub then yell at Jackson to barge into the bathroom while Daniel was shitting and get a pic for the 'Gram? Did she just hold that pose till Daniel was done then hand him her phone?
So many implications, none of them good.

 

[Trombonista]

I want to say she was lying, but who would actually lie about that?

 

[Lady Crow]

— but I think it kills her more that she never was and never will be objectively “hot.”

She was pretty in her wedding photos to Jackson...still had crazy eyes though. Like, you could tell there was a barely controlled, cluster B tar pit trap there.

 

[Wargarbl]

Yes, who could possibly resist this sexy goddess?

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I know picking on a person's looks is sometimes a pretty cheap shot, but man, the first thing I thought when I saw this was "Danny Devito in a clown wig". Also, the fuck?! I know she has all the social grace of a potato, but taking a selfie while in the tub staring at your cuck when he's on the can is just about the least attractive thing I can think of.

I feel like the looks angle is more fair with Becky than most. She used to look rather good, then spent her life being a spiteful lazy shut-in until her outside reflected her inside.

She doesn't have a physical handicap, a disease (other than cluster B sociopathy), or any other reason to look like a misshapen potato-dwarf in a dollar store wig other than her own life choices.

 

[proteus4994]

I feel like the looks angle is more fair with Becky than most.

While I don’t disagree with you, my feeling on it is that Becky is so fucking repulsive in every single way, focusing on her looks is a little intellectually lazy when you can barely scratch the surface and find so many better things than a fat woman who’s aging poorly (which there are no shortage of).

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I know picking on a person's looks is sometimes a pretty cheap shot, but man,

In this instance her looks are not the most terrifying thing. Think about the situation.
1. A guy is taking a shit. She enters the bathroom and talks to him.
2. It's not a selfie. It's either taken by the guy sitting on the shitter or third person entered there while the guy is taking a shit.

Ironically the least horrifying explanation would be the cucks sitting on the toilet to piss.