Are Chris and Barb sharing the same wardrobe? -

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This may have been brought up a while back, but...

I was looking through the CWCVille Library's videos today and something struck me as odd. Maybe I'm slow-in-the-mind about this but...

Chris' glasses, fixed with CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC... and...

...Barb, video taped sometime later, wearing glasses that also seem to be showing off the same Model Magic wonderment (in public no less). Although I can't tell for certain considering the video's shitty quality, I would bet it's the same pair.

This got me to thinking about Chris' flawed Tomgirl escapades and how he dresses now. I know there was the joke waaay back about Chris wearing his mom's underwear, but is he now getting to be Norman Bates level of creepy and wearing his mother's clothes on a regular basis? I know Barb had issues with his Tomgirl antics, and reported in one of his Facebook leaks a while back. Now after the trial, I'm also wondering if its due to financial reasons... or if she just giving a damn. Thoughts?

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Dear god, that is creepy.

Maybe her glasses broke and Chris just fixed hers in the same fashion?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Mind... blown
Her glasses look smaller if you ask me. I wonder if they were broken during the last jerkop-tastrophe and Chris put his elbow-greased repair skills to use. Because GLASSES ARE EXPENSIVE!

 

[Mr. 0]

 

[The Joker]

Mind... blown
Her glasses look smaller if you ask me. I wonder if they were broken during the last jerkop-tastrophe and Chris put his elbow-greased repair skills to use. Because GLASSES ARE EXPENSIVE!

The hoard needs something to eat, glasses are far too big a luxury for the Chandlers. About now, I can see Chris trying to fit into Barb's old clothes from the eighties when she would go out drinking with Bob and leave their baby with the evil babysitter.

Just picture our pet LOLcow in a mothball covered mini dress.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Mind... blown
Her glasses look smaller if you ask me. I wonder if they were broken during the last jerkop-tastrophe and Chris put his elbow-greased repair skills to use. Because GLASSES ARE EXPENSIVE!

According to Chris, regarding that very incident:

My NEW pair of $324 Rx lens glasses were broken by THEM in the fight.

 

[Kosher Dill]

And he wasn't even the one charged with assaulting an officer!
I'd find it hilarious if both their glasses got broken in this incident, and they both had to go around with Model Magic glasses because of it.

EDIT: You know, I'm surprised that Chris actually has (or had) prescription glasses. I see him and Barb as more the type to just pick out the $10 "reading glasses" from Walgreens that is closest to right for them.

 

[Coldgrip]

IIRC she doesn't or didn't approve of him being a tomgirl so it's more likely that he just takes random pieces of women's clothing from the hoard.

 

[LM 697]

They share much more than just clothes...

 

[Surtur]

wat

 

[Very Honest Content]

To protect my own sanity, I'm just going to go with the simplest explanation possible, the hoard matron rolled over, broke her own glasses and her autistic wonder of a son CRAYOLA MODEL FUCKIN MAGIC'd them back together for her to save some money to buy more items later after he showed her how great a job he had done in the past with his own pair of split down the middle frames.

(Hopefully those aforementioned items purchased with the savings weren't women's clothes that fit them both and they share! But CWC's tomgirl clothes taste run a little more indie hippie chick than Barb's retired secretary from the 80's sartorial choices it appears to me, in general.)

 

[MrTroll]

He's not THAT fat.... yet.

 

[The Joker]

He's not THAT fat.... yet.

He has to be as big, if not bigger than Barb by now. They are twinsies.

 

[R.A.E.L.]

^I think he IS bigger than Barb. Snorlax Jr.

 

[butt in trouble]

oh my good god...

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I hope not.

 

[The Knife]

Every day my Norman Bates joke looks less like a joke and more like a prophecy.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Here's a disturbing thought. I hope Barb doesn't use any of Chris's old Tomgirl gear like the miniskirt with Jackie's name on it just look younger. The thought of trying to do at is cringeworthy to say the least.

 

[pickleniggo]

Here's a disturbing thought. I hope Barb doesn't use any of Chris's old Tomgirl gear like the miniskirt with Jackie's name on it just look younger. The thought of trying to do at is cringeworthy to say the least.

Nah, Barb hasn't given a shit about her appearance in decades.

 

[Princess]

I can see Barb freaking the fuck out if Chris tried to borrow any of her clothes. Combination of her hoarder mentality and her hating the fact that her son is a crossdresser. I bet she would feel entitled to taking his stuff though.