Are Giraffes Sexy? - ...asking for a friend

[Wowcoolusername]

Do you find giraffes to be sexually attractive? Have you ever looked at a giraffe and thought "This majestic creature is the animal kingdom equivalent of Taylor Swift"?

If not, would you mind sharing why you hold such a brave yet controversial opinion?

And if so, please feel free to share any experiences you may have had regarding the present topic. And also pictures, if you have any.

 

[Nom Carver]

Seek mental help

 

[Curt Sibling]

Is euthanizing zoophiles sexy?

Asking for a focus group.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Nah nigga. You ever see one try to give a blow job? Shit makes you feel like a manlet even if you're Shaquille O'Neal.

 

[Revo]

If you are an yifferfag and or zoofag, then yes.
If you are a normal human being, then no.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Is this going to become another Halal thread?

 

[EnemyStand]

Do you find giraffes to be sexually attractive? Have you ever looked at a giraffe and thought "This majestic creature is the animal kingdom equivalent of Taylor Swift"?

If not, would you mind sharing why you hold such a brave yet controversial opinion?

And if so, please feel free to share any experiences you may have had regarding the present topic. And also pictures, if you have any.

You ever see a giraffe's tongue when it's eating from a branch? Imagine that around your dick. If that isn't sexy I don't know what is.

 

[The Vicar]

 

[Heckler1]

Two Questions:
1) Why Would you make this thread?
2) What is wrong with you?

 

[The Vicar]

You ever see a giraffe's tongue when it's eating from a branch? Imagine that around your dick. If that isn't sexy I don't know what is.

You've fapped to this, haven't you?

 

[Mal0]

OP.... This isn't furaffinity.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

OP in a nutshell:

 

[UnKillShredDur]

No. What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Wowcoolusername]

I feel that promoting healthy discussion of this subject would be beneficial.
For a friend.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I feel that promoting healthy discussion of this subject would be beneficial.
For a friend.

It's a good troll experiment.

 

[Positron]

Something even less sexy than a giraffe is a Jew-raffe.