Are morning poopers superior to evening poopers in every way possible?

[Just A Butt]

Nothing gets me going like a big ole cup of coffee in the morning. And after a cup, I like to have a shit. Sometimes I even have a shit BEFORE my coffee, just to make way for more coffee. Saving it up all day seems uncomfortable. Just poop in the mornings, what's even wrong with you?

 

[Grinrow]

I like to sleep in I ain't got time to shit when I've only got 30 minutes to get dressed have a shower brush my teeth and make breakfast

 

[Maskull]

Morning, day and night you can find me sitting on the ole thinking pot having a nice, soft shart.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

You guys are shitting every day?

 

[Maskull]

You guys are shitting every day?

All day, every day.

 

[Bathsalts]

Morning shits are the optimal way to poop.

 

[Pruto]

no, late night ones are the master race.

 

[EnemyStand]

I shit once in the morning and once at night. You newfags can bow to the pooping Ubermensch now.

 

[wry wrangler]

Yes but only if you do it in the shower.

 

[Takodachi]

Imagine needing coffee to take a shit.
Weak-ass genes.

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

Depends, when I have been drinking the night before the next morning I have some really slimy and sticky shit.
Those are

Spoiler

AMAZING

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I only shit mid day because I like to shit on the floor in public places to mark my territory.

 

[Puck]

What if I shit once in the morning and once in the evening?

 

[Spartacus Mills]

bro i shit 3 times a day

 

[King Fructose]

I take a small shit in the late morning and a huge one at night. The night one is definitely better.

 

[lurk_moar]

Coffee makes me poop like a horse.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Afternoon poopers are the ubermensch.

 

[Canoodler]

I shit 24/7. I live my entire life on the toilet.

 

[Moist Nugget]

It's not like I have a choice, but I am a morning pooper. It used to be annoying when I was still in school and had an hour long bus ride.

 

[Spunt]

I used to poop in the evenings. But then I got a job that I hated so much that I'd take 2 or 3 poop breaks during the work day just so that I could spend 10 minutes away from it each time and fuck about on my phone. I left that job, but my body got stuck in the cycle of pooping 2-3 times a day. So I poop in both the morning AND the evening, sometimes at lunchtime as well.

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