Are morning poopers superior to evening poopers in every way possible?

Just A Butt

are you some sort of mexican?
True & Honest Fan
Feb 5, 2019
Nothing gets me going like a big ole cup of coffee in the morning. And after a cup, I like to have a shit. Sometimes I even have a shit BEFORE my coffee, just to make way for more coffee. Saving it up all day seems uncomfortable. Just poop in the mornings, what's even wrong with you?


Clean it up janny.
True & Honest Fan
Jan 20, 2021
Depends, when I have been drinking the night before the next morning I have some really slimy and sticky shit.
Those are


A Leading Source of Experimental Internet Gas
Jan 16, 2017
I used to poop in the evenings. But then I got a job that I hated so much that I'd take 2 or 3 poop breaks during the work day just so that I could spend 10 minutes away from it each time and fuck about on my phone. I left that job, but my body got stuck in the cycle of pooping 2-3 times a day. So I poop in both the morning AND the evening, sometimes at lunchtime as well.

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