Are morning poopers superior to evening poopers in every way possible?

Just A Butt

are you some sort of mexican?
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Nothing gets me going like a big ole cup of coffee in the morning. And after a cup, I like to have a shit. Sometimes I even have a shit BEFORE my coffee, just to make way for more coffee. Saving it up all day seems uncomfortable. Just poop in the mornings, what's even wrong with you?
 

Monkey_Fellow

Clean it up janny.
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Depends, when I have been drinking the night before the next morning I have some really slimy and sticky shit.
Those are
AMAZING
 

Spunt

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I used to poop in the evenings. But then I got a job that I hated so much that I'd take 2 or 3 poop breaks during the work day just so that I could spend 10 minutes away from it each time and fuck about on my phone. I left that job, but my body got stuck in the cycle of pooping 2-3 times a day. So I poop in both the morning AND the evening, sometimes at lunchtime as well.

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