Are some people really that desperate? -

[BigAltheGreat921]

For new Chris content, that is. In light of the whole anti-bullying group on Facebook and the drama that ensued, it seems some are resorting to pretending to be Chris and try to get something big to happen.

Now that the Classic era is just a memory, I'm hoping this doesn't become the norm. It's a big waste.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Yes, people are.

 

[Seahorses]

Some are pretending to be Chris? When did this happen?

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Some are pretending to be Chris? When did this happen?

Well someone wrote a long message to Veronica Meltzer (or whatever her surname is)--supposedly Chris, but proved to be a fake. It's on the "How do I look?" thread.

 

[Bugaboo]

Hasn't this always been going on? Except now we notice it more because we're bored?

 

[cypocraphy]

Well I think one day he will rise from the ashes like a fat retarded Phoenix.

 

[soIregistered]

The next saga is just around the corner. We can all feel it. The Fursuit Saga. Chris decides that The Godbear wants him to be a furry Tomgirl bear creature. Insists on eating, sleeping and shitting in a cave that he fashions in the backyard out of an old tarp.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Imitations and such are NOT welcome; and deserve Extreme Consequences! Y'all have tormented me during my now greater than five years of Internet Fame; and this is Not a Parodic Situation; such as my original creations of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the City of CWCVille, VA; and the considered rights of which therein. DIEEEEE YOOOOOOOOU!

Don't worry, folks. It was just me.

 

[LM 697]

The summer is a peak time for when Autism spreads from Chris to EPIN WEEN kids.

 

[LordCustos3]

Yes, they are that desperate.

None of the these epic ween dorks has sussed that

A) Da Great and Powerful Chris'tard is not paying attention to their antics.
B) Even if he noticed -- which is highly unlikely -- They aren't going to get Chris to jump onto YouTube and go into a bloodcurdling rant-spasm about "Imposters". Because he doesn't give 1/10th of a single fuck anymore.
C) Even if he could feel a faint glimmer of indignation about the Imposter, doing anything about it takes too much time and effort away from vidya and q-sands.

The Weeners are screaming into the void.

 

[Mr. 0]

Isn't a desire for new content what drove Liquid Chris to make the scene? Of course, no weener or JULAYfag will ever be the lucky fuck that was the TRUE and HONEST Christopher "Christian" Weston Chandler, Spanish nickname, Ricardo!

 

[exball]

Re: Yes, they are that desperate.

None of the these epic ween dorks has sussed that

A) Da Great and Powerful Chris'tard is not paying attention to their antics.
B) Even if he noticed -- which is highly unlikely -- They aren't going to get Chris to jump onto YouTube and go into a bloodcurdling rant-spasm about "Imposters". Because he doesn't give 1/10th of a single fuck anymore.
C) Even if he could feel a faint glimmer of indignation about the Imposter, doing anything about it takes too much time and effort away from vidya and q-sands.

The Weeners are screaming into the void.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZyS7SDVyMQ&feature=player_embedded

All that makes me think of is these asshats.

 

[soIregistered]

Re: Yes, they are that desperate.

None of the these epic ween dorks has sussed that

A) Da Great and Powerful Chris'tard is not paying attention to their antics.
B) Even if he noticed -- which is highly unlikely -- They aren't going to get Chris to jump onto YouTube and go into a bloodcurdling rant-spasm about "Imposters". Because he doesn't give 1/10th of a single fuck anymore.
C) Even if he could feel a faint glimmer of indignation about the Imposter, doing anything about it takes too much time and effort away from vidya and q-sands.

The Weeners are screaming into the void.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZyS7SDVyMQ&feature=player_embedded

All that makes me think of is these asshats.

Pwnz0red by the quiet cool of Lumberjack Bob. He taught us how to laugh, he taught us how to love, he taught us how to cut internet down.

 

[The Dude]

Short answer: yes people are desperate for new content. Partly it's old salts wanting to relive the good old days and mostly it's newfags who got here to late to see Chris actually do something besides bitch on Facebork and are trying to find a way to poke the Christian with a stick to make him move.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

This right here.

None of the these epic ween dorks has sussed that

A) Da Great and Powerful Chris'tard is not paying attention to their antics.
B) Even if he noticed -- which is highly unlikely -- They aren't going to get Chris to jump onto YouTube and go into a bloodcurdling rant-spasm about "Imposters". Because he doesn't give 1/10th of a single fuck anymore.
C) Even if he could feel a faint glimmer of indignation about the Imposter, doing anything about it takes too much time and effort away from vidya and q-sands.

The Weeners are screaming into the void.

I love that people are getting trolled by Chris nowadays. He doesn't have to do a thing.

 

[The Dude]

Re: Yes, they are that desperate.

None of the these epic ween dorks has sussed that

A) Da Great and Powerful Chris'tard is not paying attention to their antics.
B) Even if he noticed -- which is highly unlikely -- They aren't going to get Chris to jump onto YouTube and go into a bloodcurdling rant-spasm about "Imposters". Because he doesn't give 1/10th of a single fuck anymore.
C) Even if he could feel a faint glimmer of indignation about the Imposter, doing anything about it takes too much time and effort away from vidya and q-sands.

The Weeners are screaming into the void.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZyS7SDVyMQ&feature=player_embedded

All that makes me think of is these asshats.

Pwnz0red by the quiet cool of Lumberjack Bob. He taught us how to laugh, he taught us how to love, he taught us how to cut internet down.

NO, DAD, NO!

 

[NIA-DOA]

I wonder sometimes who is more pathetic: Chris or a ween kid? I mean, at least Chris has a documented disability to explain some of his stupidity.

 

[The Hunter]

The summer is a peak time for when Autism spreads from Chris to EPIN WEEN kids.

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

I thought Ian Brandon Something is the real impostor, and the TRUE AND HONEST Christopher Weston Chandler was brutally murdered a few years ago by Ian.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

I think most of us here really would just like some more CWC content, but the trolling seems to have taken it's toll on CWC. He is too paranoid now to respond to anyone he doesn't personally know, and even then he's paranoid. I know he has had multiple 'departures from the internet' but I think outside of Facebook and Twitter this time it's for good.