Are there any wholesome cows? -

A Welsh Cake

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b0o0pinsn0o0tz

Yes, but also no.
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Cooking with Kay is the only one I can think of. The lady is just a kind of eccentric that grows on you.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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Kay is just a trailer trash from Bongland, she had multiple outbursts against people in her comments. She is not wholesome.

Ugojesse... Can we really call him a cow? I mean, his comics are weird in a funny way, but considering the place he lives in, it's not too out of the ordinary, especially after you take a look at comics from Tumblr. At the very least he is trying to enlighten his fellow people about the dangers of drinking kerosene and touching your nephew's "skubido".

Ulililia, yeah, he is eccentric as fuck, but I find his story to be somewhat inspiring. I mean, he had all the chances to be devoured by internet hate machine, yet that didn't happen. He also beat his fear of blue water, that's cool. I don't know, maybe I'm just underinformed, all I know about him is this video.

I agree about my nigga Taz 100%. The guy seems to be absolutely harmless and just creates the best unintentional comedy on the Deviantart.

What about King Cobra JFC? I mean, yeah, his lifestyle is nothing short of disgusting, but otherwise he seems to be chill and harmless.

Same goes for Masaokis. Yeah, he has some strange fanfiction on the web, but otherwise he is just a weird guy, who used to do(or still does) cooking videos from Chris-chan's twin-house. You can easily pass it as an intense post-ironic comedy. And at least he knows how to make apple jam.
 

GunnlaugurSassoon

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Kay is just a trailer trash from Bongland, she had multiple outbursts against people in her comments. She is not wholesome.

Ugojesse... Can we really call him a cow? I mean, his comics are weird in a funny way, but considering the place he lives in, it's not too out of the ordinary, especially after you take a look at comics from Tumblr. At the very least he is trying to enlighten his fellow people about the dangers of drinking kerosene and touching your nephew's "skubido".

Ulililia, yeah, he is eccentric as fuck, but I find his story to be somewhat inspiring. I mean, he had all the chances to be devoured by internet hate machine, yet that didn't happen. He also beat his fear of blue water, that's cool. I don't know, maybe I'm just underinformed, all I know about him is this video.

I agree about my nigga Taz 100%. The guy seems to be absolutely harmless and just creates the best unintentional comedy on the Deviantart.

What about King Cobra JFC? I mean, yeah, his lifestyle is nothing short of disgusting, but otherwise he seems to be chill and harmless.

Same goes for Masaokis. Yeah, he has some strange fanfiction on the web, but otherwise he is just a weird guy, who used to do(or still does) cooking videos from Chris-chan's twin-house. You can easily pass it as an intense post-ironic comedy. And at least he knows how to make apple jam.

Agreed with Ulililia because the last I heard of him was him actively taking steps to get over an irrational fear. There's a hell of a lot of non-cows who never work towards beating a fear of water, let alone cows trying anything remotely out of their comfort zone.

Cobes on his face is semi-harmless, though there's a lot of really shitty parts to him too, but the thing about him that strikes me as closest to wholesome he gets is when you compare him to his irl, non-cow friends he somehow seems to be the most adjusted person in Casper, Wyoming. He was a fucking lolcow holding down a job while his side characters were stabbing at hobo gatherings and fucking goats.
 

lightswitchdoll

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Agreed with Ulililia because the last I heard of him was him actively taking steps to get over an irrational fear. There's a hell of a lot of non-cows who never work towards beating a fear of water, let alone cows trying anything remotely out of their comfort zone.
Yeah, I think there was a time when he seemed to be on his way to becoming a cow because of his stubbornness and generally autistic behaviour but he never properly spazzed out and, as you say, he actually worked to improve himself.

I just remember laughing at his website and his degreasing pizza method, but I tried it one day and now I degrease my pizza like an autist every single time.
 

WeWuzFinns

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DSP if you have never send him any money and aren't salty about that. He just lazily snorts and plays some shitty games and sucks ass.
 

Mender Bug

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Doug Walker. He has delusions of being the next Kubrick and acts like a sperg but from all accounts he’s a very friendly affable guy, pretty harmless as far as cows go
Doug walker isnt wholesome. Doug is very slimy, and a lot of the stuff from change the channel document paint him in a very unflattering light. A lot of the stories from the anniversary films make him seem very full of himself and very inconsiderate of others. Also don't forget he knew and covered up jew wario being a fucking rapist just so it wouldnt tarnish the image of channel awesome.
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Imo Doug Walker has all of the slimy immorality of a Hollywood with none of the talent.
 

Ellesse_warrior

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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/robert-paul-champagne-the-try-it-out-guy.61735/

He's not really active anymore but he's quite wholesome just looking for some love.


Harmless, funny, gross but entertaining


former nasa engineer current time travelling witch who likes to get drunk and vlog
 

grimacefetishist

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Idk about pure wholesome. But I agree with everyone in this thread, relatively speaking.

Someone doesn't have to invent a new type of rape to be a lolcow, like a lot of subjects here would have you believe.

Sometimes someone is just a 30 year old man who likes to take pictures of fire hydrants or they're obsessed with the color green, and they act in such an attention seeking way about it that it becomes entertainment.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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DSP if you have never send him any money and aren't salty about that. He just lazily snorts and plays some shitty games and sucks ass.
Dude, I agree that many people autistically hate on Phil to the point of a-logging, like he is some criminal mastermind, but wholesome? Are you for real? He took advantage of his friends, he took advantage of his girlfriend, to this day he lashes out against people who are critical of him, hell, he lashes out at people after some innocent questions. I don't like the word "toxic", but it describes Phil perfectly - he is the definition of toxic. If he just sucked at games, but had good attitude, he would never be where he is now.
 

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