Are there differences between male and female lolcows? -

AtroposHeart

KAWAII WEEABOO PRINCESSU
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I was just wondering if anyone has seen any differences.

One thing I noticed is that female lolcows tend to be focused on fictional relationships than male ones.

A female lolcow is very unlikely to have a hatred of all men (SJW lolcows are an exception ) compared to a male lolcow who will blame all women for him not getting laid.

Any other differences you can think of? Or disagreements with me?
 

sparklemilhouse

America Online for Dummies™
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Female lolcows try too hard to keep up with the jonses on YouTube. Kai, crafty beauty diva1 (Maria), and bowbeauty24 are the biggest offenders of all the lolcows I've read about. Didn't pixy used to copy too?
 

Abethedemon

Trve and Honest
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"Male" lolcows seem to be more confused gender wise, ADF, Nick Bate, OPL. Sjws tend to be female, but it depends.
 

Mister Lister

Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska
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People will actually fuck female lolcows.
I think this is due in part to the strange trend of male lolcows having impossibly high or specific standards for women they would fuck or date (Chris and Nick Bate as prime examples) whereas the female ones seem happy to fuck or date anyone who is willing to pork them.
 

Iä! Iä!

Fabulous hair, glorious moustache
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I think this is due in part to the strange trend of male lolcows having impossibly high or specific standards for women they would fuck or date (Chris and Nick Bate as prime examples) whereas the female ones seem happy to fuck or date anyone who is willing to pork them.

Chris has high standards only on paper. He'd gladly stick his dick into everything moist and warm. Also snow.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
True & Honest Fan
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I think this is due in part to the strange trend of male lolcows having impossibly high or specific standards for women they would fuck or date (Chris and Nick Bate as prime examples) whereas the female ones seem happy to fuck or date anyone who is willing to pork them.
The male lolcows would probably be just as willing to leap on the first woman who offered, but no woman's going to make that offer. In the case of female lolcows, they will get those offers, because there are plenty of guys who'll drop their standards entirely for an easy lay. They'll accept those offers out of low self-esteem - no doubt the guy will say all sorts of nice things in order to get them into the bedroom.

Basically, to quote Bill Hicks, men will fuck mud.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy

Domo Arigato
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Simple, one has a penis, and the other doesn't.

But in all seriousness, I've tended to notice that female lolcows are more obsessive than male ones (unless said male lolcow is really autistic or stupid).
 
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