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FierceBrosnan

The Primal Brat Tamer.
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I'm kinda like Ghengis Khan, I've sired many offspring but they are strong enough to fend for themselves by virtue of being half me so no actual parenting is required. In fact you reading this right know could be one of my many children. Know that your true father loves you always and one day we shall ride together in conquest.
 

Haramburger

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It would be perfectly reasonable and statistically likely that at least a few kiwis are parents who are proactive enough & internet savvy to scout the pitfalls of electronic adolescence so that they can steer their children's development away from Sonic and social media outlets with diaper fetish communities. Maybe they get sidetracked by something amusing, but at least their kids will never end up transtrending or treating facebook like a journal for their period stains.
 

I'm Just A Human Bean

Product of the Evil White Man
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It would be perfectly reasonable and statistically likely that at least a few kiwis are parents who are proactive enough & internet savvy to scout the pitfalls of electronic adolescence so that they can steer their children's development away from Sonic and social media outlets with diaper fetish communities. Maybe they get sidetracked by something amusing, but at least their kids will never end up transtrending or treating facebook like a journal for their period stains.
No, a true Kiwifarmer would raise their kids into lolcows to keep this website alive.
 
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