Are those quotes at the top of the page actually things lolcows have said? -

[Bender]

If they are I think it'd be handy it if they functioned as links to take you to their threads, serving as kind of a preview of what you're about to get into. Eh, just a shitty suggestion.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Some of them are things Kiwifarms users have said.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random_text-txt.1439/

 

[break these cuffs]

They're shit you've said when you're drunk. From a friend, seek help.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Yes.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Copy paste them into the search and see, then lurk moar

 

[whatever I feel like]

I still love that "yiff yiff, thats what foxes say" one from Totem Sonic the most.

 

[Bender]

Some of them are things Kiwifarms users have said.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random_text-txt.1439/

Even better reason to have them be links.

Copy paste them into the search and see, then lurk moar

But that requires more effort than clicking a link.

 

[.Woody]

Even better reason to have them be links.

But that requires more effort than clicking a link.

Wiping your ass can be done with your hands, I still make the effort to use toilet paper

 

[Bender]

Wiping your ass can be done with your hands, I still make the effort to use toilet paper

The fuck's wrong with you? Why would you drag coarse paper around such a sensitive area when you can use a fucking bidet and get it cleaner with less effort?

 

[.Woody]

The fuck's wrong with you? Why would you drag coarse paper around such a sensitive area when you can use a fucking bidet and get it cleaner with less effort?

Because I'm not homosexual or European

 

[Bender]

Because I'm not homosexual or European

Do you at least use wet wipes?

 

[.Woody]

Do you at least use wet wipes?

Yes, I'm not a monster

 

[Bender]

Yes, I'm not a monster

So you're from Americaland?

 

[MediocreMilt]

f they are I think it'd be handy it if they functioned as links to take you to their threads

No, the point is that they're funny sayings taken out of context (not that the context would make them less exceptional).

The guessing game is better
a) because every now and then you read some old stuff and stumble upon a random_text.txt
b) because it allows for nonsense sayings not attributed to documented cows to make it into random_text.txt

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

new random.txt ?

 

[Bender]

No, the point is that they're funny sayings taken out of context (not that the context would make them less exceptional).

The guessing game is better
a) because every now and then you read some old stuff and stumble upon a random_text.txt
b) because it allows for nonsense sayings not attributed to documented cows to make it into random_text.txt

Yeah I can see where you're coming from. I don't agree, but as two strangers on the internet we're not meant to agree, so the balance is restored

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Not exactly. Some are, some aren’t. Some are from people talking about the Farms, some are from the users around here.
I do wonder at the context of some, but in general they are LOLcow or Farms related.
Or just funny.

 

[Clop]

Random.txt is like any list of quotes on the Internet; If you question their origins, you're already too smart for them.

 

[Kenya Jones]

Copy paste them into the search and see, then lurk moar

Funny that you say this because I tried just that earlier and got nothing out of it. Here's the quote

Um, who borrowed a pair of my panties withoot asking, crapped in them and returned them? I might still wear them if it was someone cool.

 

[The biggest iron]

Funny that you say this because I tried just that earlier and got nothing out of it. Here's the quote

The user who posted it didn't link it to a thread anyway, so that's just unfortunate:

"Um, who borrowed a pair of my panties withoot asking, crapped in them and returned them? I might still wear them if it was someone cool."