Are we really jealous of Phil's success? - Gout, Bankruptcy and Vitriol. Sounds good?

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The Penultimate Warrior

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An internet pioneer that invented and progressed an entirely new genre of entertainment. A loving father married to a could-be swimsuit model. Not to mention, a mature adult with a business degree and a 3rd place at Evo trophy, god damn right I am jealous.

4th place, but would have been 1st if it wasn't for those sneaky Japs. Plus who wouldn't be jealous of someone who has their very own custom Wiki entry?

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Pretty Boy Extremism

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Dunno about you guys but my favorite part about Phil's supposed "success", especially when he talks about it nowadays, is when he tries dunking on those mentally ill detractors by saying that we're jealous of how he's a real Mature Adult with his own opinions who isn't beholden to any authority AND he makes a lot of money doing it without even being a corporate shill unlike those nudnik losers like Pewdiepie and Ninja, all the while those pathetic detractors probably have to survive by collecting plastic bottles all day so they can turn them in at the supermarket and then be able to buy buy a cheesburger. Then, not even like 10 minutes later, he turns on the King of Suffering pity party and starts talking about how he really needs that money, he needs that $200 a day minimum or otherwise he can't pay for basic things like groceries and for the hair stylist to bring back his comb-back to its original state a hair cut!
So which one is it? Are you making bank or are you full poor beggar mode? Or is it just more cognitive pigsonance?
 

Wurstbrot

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Dunno about you guys but my favorite part about Phil's supposed "success", especially when he talks about it nowadays, is when he tries dunking on those mentally ill detractors by saying that we're jealous of how he's a real Mature Adult with his own opinions who isn't beholden to any authority AND he makes a lot of money doing it without even being a corporate shill unlike those nudnik losers like Pewdiepie and Ninja, all the while those pathetic detractors probably have to survive by collecting plastic bottles all day so they can turn them in at the supermarket and then be able to buy buy a cheesburger. Then, not even like 10 minutes later, he turns on the King of Suffering pity party and starts talking about how he really needs that money, he needs that $200 a day minimum or otherwise he can't pay for basic things like groceries and for the hair stylist to bring back his comb-back to its original state a hair cut!
So which one is it? Are you making bank or are you full poor beggar mode? Or is it just more cognitive pigsonance?
You really can't know with this guy, his latest contradictions get more obvious with every new bottle of gin, now to the point of contradicting himself in the very same sentence:
He's super in the red due to lots of chargebacks, but thanks to his contributors he still makes good money. So he has no money, except he has lots of money.

Can't believe my old thread got necrod.
Prepare yourself for the next riveting question:
Are we really mouth-drooling nudniks?
 

Forbidden Math

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Can't believe my old thread got necrod.
To be fair since it's something DSP seems to imply, you know, constantly whenever trolls are brought up I'm not shocked. This thread is perma-relevant because DSP can't let this idea go.
 

NeverHappened

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The biggest thing you don't want from DSP is his mindset. If most people here traded places with him and were able to act as they wish, the would be an "The Newfound Okayness of DSP" video documentary out by 2022 with 800K views. And that's if the Kiwi had merely a mediocre tolerance of video games.
 
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John Deeretractor

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I can honestly say I'm not jealous of DSP in the slightest. He's systematically worked to destroy anything I could possibly be jealous about. His body is completely wrecked. He's 40, he looks like shit and seems to always be having health problems. He seems miserable at his job and treats streaming like it's a 9-5 even though it's theoretically one of the most flexible jobs you can have. He's horribly uncreative. He's boring with a boring life. His wife is as dull as wallpaper paste, borderline attractive at best, and most likely only with him for some degree of financial security. He had to get married to her in secret with money he had to take from his elderly parents. He's the prototypical manbaby gamer. He's perpetually dependent on the kindness of the mentally disabled. He destroyed his finances by moving across the country so that he could sit all day inside a small room in Washington instead of sitting all day inside a small room in Connecticut. The man owns nothing so he's always one comment or off-color joke from losing everything. He fostered a massive network of dedicated haters and trolls thanks to content that he doesn't even have the balls to make anymore. Oh and the entire world knows what he looks like jacking off.

There is no aspect of this man's life that I would trade for any aspect of mine.
 

SkippyLongbottom

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People aren't jealous of Phil. They're jealous of the opportunities he's squandered. His early youtube success. A moderately popular twitch stream. The multiple chances he gets after being banned by platforms. How he squanders it all by being lazy. You see it when all the money he's wasted gets brought up especially. It certainly isn't everyone, most people are just baffled, but this board is riddled with autistic a-logs who hate Phil and others who would have done it better.
Just going based off the thread title, absolutely this for me. 100%. I don't even want to measure his success on monetary earnings because it shows that no matter how much he has made, he looks like the least successful person in my eyes.

He has squandered A LOT from what has landed in his lap. As a faggot I like to think of myself in his shoes, as myself and not the gout, gin ridden mess that he is, and how I would do things differently to improve. He straight up thinks as improvement as "How much can I jerk more money out of this cock today to spend on frivolous, materialistic shit?"

His whole life is living in pajamas, sippin on gin and consuming products and yet has to follow some strict schedule under the guise that he's not an almost 40 year old loser that hates doing what he does.

Only good that comes out of him is how to NOT be like him as a person. Success or not, I'd rather be liked and motivate many on a positive note, and not how I don't want to end up like a fat loser.
 

harbinger

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Am I jealous of Philip’s success? Yes, yes I am.
Except for the following:
  • Working a bullshit job with no future and no security
  • Having no real-world job experience for the last decade
  • Begging on the internet
  • Whoring himself out on the internet
  • Being in marriage solely for clout and revenge on the only female who liked being with him
  • Having strangers to him and his wife know more about his wife than he ever did
  • Calling his pet his son
  • Having no friends whatsoever, and any he did have, fucked them over in the end
  • Being a joke on the internet
  • Being That Guy
  • Having an entire corner of youtube devoted to laughing at him
  • Having an entire sub-forum here on the Farms
  • Greatest accomplishment was placing 4th place in some tournament most people don’t give a shit about some 20 years ago
  • Being so financially irresponsible, he placed himself in ridiculous amounts of debt
  • 14 credit cards!
  • Filing for bankruptcy
  • Being happy about being granted said bankruptcy
  • Obvious mobile game addiction
  • Having had a paid internet porn subscription
  • Having his mommy ship him a precooked thanksgiving dinner every year
Well, shit. Maybe I’m not that jealous after all. However,
Even when I was homeless and slept in an abandoned mini golf course I wasn't jealous of Phil's lifestyle.
I am a little jealous you had an entire mini golf course to yourself.
 

ADN_VIII

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Am I jealous of Philip’s success? Yes, yes I am.
Except for the following:
  • Working a bullshit job with no future and no security
  • Having no real-world job experience for the last decade
  • Begging on the internet
  • Whoring himself out on the internet
  • Being in marriage solely for clout and revenge on the only female who liked being with him
  • Having strangers to him and his wife know more about his wife than he ever did
  • Calling his pet his son
  • Having no friends whatsoever, and any he did have, fucked them over in the end
  • Being a joke on the internet
  • Being That Guy
  • Having an entire corner of youtube devoted to laughing at him
  • Having an entire sub-forum here on the Farms
  • Greatest accomplishment was placing 4th place in some tournament most people don’t give a shit about some 20 years ago
  • Being so financially irresponsible, he placed himself in ridiculous amounts of debt
  • 14 credit cards!
  • Filing for bankruptcy
  • Being happy about being granted said bankruptcy
  • Obvious mobile game addiction
  • Having had a paid internet porn subscription
  • Having his mommy ship him a precooked thanksgiving dinner every year
Well, shit. Maybe I’m not that jealous after all. However,

I am a little jealous you had an entire mini golf course to yourself.
I had in decent with local law enforcement and kept clean. Was never arrested and really polite to them, so they cut me slack.
 

Schmeckel

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Judging from the way he talked about those people right before he fucked off to Washington, he didn't even really consider them friends. Doesn't make it any less sad of course.
To Phil, Friends = People to make money off. Rambo pretty much confirmed this with the recording he made with Howard (assuming that it's closer to the truth than anything that seeps out of Phil's face-hole) and how the only real communication Phil made to Rambo was "Hey, let's do a skype call to record a show to put on my channel!" There might have been some pleasantries before such a request, but I can't imagine Phil could be bothered to go through with regular human queries like "How are you?" or "How's the family?" instead opting to jump straight to the potential monetary gain HE could get from a collaboration.
 

TheGoutburglar

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Phil asserting that his detractors are jealous of him is just more pignosis bullshit. He knows that we see through the facade that the paypigs fall for, so he knows that we know there's nothing to be jealous of. The only people thinking his life is enviable are the idiots giving him money. He can exploit that, and therefore he does exploit it.
 
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I'm not jealous of Phil financial success,I dont make his money but with hard work I know I will in the future and it will be earned unlike him that has to whore himself and beg like the clown he is,everything said about him earlier in the thread is true(the idea that no one would switch places with his shitty life) and some people have said that they would like to trade places because they would use his position to turn things around and live a good life. Wanna know my opinion? If you switched places with Phil you would find no success because all of Phil's money comes from wheelchairs that either:
A-Think he is retarded but give him money to shitpost in his chat and not get banned.
B-Literal wheelchairs that feels some autistic fueled connection with him.

If you switched places with Phil you would have no fans because you wouldn't be such a retard therefore all of the people that are there to laugh at you would leave and all the wheelchairs that unironically think Phil is funny or support him because they think its a good thing to do would leave because you are not a retarded autist that they can feel a connection too and you would have no detractors that they can stick it up too.
 

tomstone

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wouldnt call it jealousy, its just fucked up that a lazy slimy scamartist like him makes so much money with 0 effort and never faces consequences of his actions. but that just shows that life isnt fair.
 

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