Are we really jealous of Phil's success? - Gout, Bankruptcy and Vitriol. Sounds good?

[ShimmyHolmes]

Donald 'everything negative about me is fake news so stop being a bunch of meanies or I'll call you "sad" on Twitter' British Slang for Fart
Daniella Westbrook's nose
Milo the Dog from The Mask
Joecartoon.com
Ben the Flowerpot Man

Now despite you cutting my post short in the quote before it says 'and they all went "errrr..."' I'll pretend you didn't do that.

With that out the way, it took a month of said going "errrr" to give me a list that's not very long, and that I'm not even entirely convinced is all that accurate considering how much the ones I've actually heard of so often bellyache about what the media says about them, which I'm doubtful brings them immense joy, so I'm gonna stick with Charlie Brooker's point.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I have more money in my bank account than Phil does lol

 

[Corpun]

I'm really jealous of his amazing financial investments. Some whale would take that WWE account for a lot of money.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm really jealous of his amazing financial investments. Some whale would take that WWE account for a lot of money.

someone asked around and found out it's only worth like $2000 or something.

Investing over $40,000 to get $2000 is not a good investment

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I would love to hear everyone's update now after the leak.

I forgot what I even put but, I'm gonna go with "What success?".

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

someone asked around and found out it's only worth like $2000 or something.

Investing over $40,000 to get $2000 is not a good investment

Phil would be lucky to get $1000.

I would love to hear everyone's update now after the leak.

I forgot what I even put but, I'm gonna go with "What success?".

Actually a bit higher envy since we know Phil is making around $150k/year now. I would like lots of money for doing nothing.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I’ve never had my hair done at any place as faggy sounding as “twirls and curls”, I may never experience that level of gayness in my lifetime

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Actually a bit higher envy since we know Phil is making around $150k/year now. I would like lots of money for doing nothing.

wouldn't we all?
but you'd have to take the good with the bad, be a laughingstock on the internet.
is it worth it?

 

[BarbatosRex]

wouldn't we all?
but you'd have to take the good with the bad, be a laughingstock on the internet.
is it worth it?

Also you have to spend the money as terribly as Phil, meaning that 150k a year basically doesn't exist.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I have more money in my bank account than Phil does lol

I would love to hear everyone's update now after the leak.

Remember: Phil has to rely on OIC to give him money; you don't.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Also you have to spend the money as terribly as Phil, meaning that 150k a year basically doesn't exist.

The real question is: would you sell your soul and dignity to work for Scopely, where the majority of this money is being funneled?

 

[Corpun]

someone asked around and found out it's only worth like $2000 or something.

Investing over $40,000 to get $2000 is not a good investment

Damn, even that was a bigger waste of money than I expected. I was thinking he could've at least gotten 10k back from that money waster.

 

[HansGruber]

My simple brain still goes all floppy when told how much he makes a year. Like, not envious so much as I am baffled.