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Ryan Rash

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I have thunked up a quiz to determine if you (or someone you know) is a lolcow. Check it and see. Compare your scores.

1. What is your age range?
-A: 12-16 (5)
-B: 17-27 (2)
-C: 28+ (5)

2. What is your gender?
-A: Male (2)
-B: Female (0)
-C: Other (5)

3. What fandoms do you belong to? Add all that apply.
-Sonic the Hedgehog (15)
-Naruto (5)
-Superwholock (7)
-Final Fantasy (5)
-Pokemon (5)
-Homestuck (7)
-Avatar/Korra (5)
-Other anime (5)
-Other video games (2)

4. What is your sexuality?
-A: Heterosexual (1)
-B: Homosexual (3)
-C: Bisexual (2)
-D: Asexual (2)
-E: Other (6)

5. Are you sex-negative?
-A: Yes (5)
-B: No (0)

5. What do you ship? Add all that apply.
-Yaoi (7)
-Yuri (5)
-Heterosexual pairings (1)
-Genderbent couples (7)

6. What is your level of artistic skill?
-A: I don't do art. (0)
-B: Terrible (5)
-c: Mediocre (3)
-D: Average (2)
-E: Good (1)

7. Are you outspoken in your religious beliefs (including atheism)?
-A: Yes (5)
-B: No (0)

8. Where do you lie on the political spectrum?
-A: Conservative (7)
-B: Liberal (5)
-C: Libertarian (7)
-D: Moderate (1)
-E: I don't give a shit. (0)

9. Are you a furry?
-A: Yes (10)
-B: No (0)

10. Are you otherkin?
-A: Yes (5)
-B: No (0)

11. How prone are you to become angry?
-A: I have a hair trigger (10)
-B: I frustrate easily (6)
-C: I sometimes get annoyed (3)
-D: I'm fairly mellow (0)

12. Do you use strong language?
-A: FUCKPISSSHITCUNTCOCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKERTITS (10)
-B: Damn straight! (5)
-C: No (0)

13. Are you a virgin?
-A: Yes (5)
-B: No (0)

14. Are you autistic or do you have a diagnosed mental disorder?
-A: Yes (5)
-B: No (0)

15. What is your housing situation?
-A: Living with parents (5)
-B: Living with others besides parents (2)
-C: Living alone (3)
-D: Homeless and bumming off Wifi (5)

16. What is your employment status?
-A: Unemployed (7)
-B: Part-time (5)
-C: Full-time (1)

17. What is the highest level of education you completed?
-A: High school dropout (10)
-B: High school diploma (5)
-C: Bachelor's degree (2)
-D: Master's degree or higher (0)

18: Do you have an article dedicated to you on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
-A: Yes (5)
-B: No (0)
Add your scores and see where you rank:

6-20: NORP. Normal, ordinary, reasonable person. Decidedly NOT a lolcow.
21-39: Eccentric. Kind of an oddball, but okay in spite of (or maybe because of) your weirdness.
40-55: Laughing stock. Not too noteworthy, but enjoyable to point and laugh at.
56-132: Lolcow. You will be mocked, and you will deserve it.
132-190: BITCH, ARE YOU FOR REAL?! Time for you to have a wiki dedicated to you!
 

littlebiscuits

mean girl
True & Honest Fan
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46. Why do I have to score higher than ForeverKailyn? (41) (:_(
If make up was a fandom, she'd have a lot more points!

I'm a 16. But lady lolcows are quite different from their male counterparts.

Also, there definitely needs to be a question on there about how personal hygiene. Nick Bates only scores a 43 and that isn't right.
 

Mourning Dove

Zenaida macroura
True & Honest Fan
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If make up was a fandom, she'd have a lot more points!

I'm a 16. But lady lolcows are quite different from their male counterparts.

Also, there definitely needs to be a question on there about how personal hygiene. Nick Bates only scores a 43 and that isn't right.
It must be because I'm a virgin and she's not, among other factors. And I agree. Personal hygiene should definitely have its own question.
 

Mourning Dove

Zenaida macroura
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Another factor for lolcowness if is you're very vocal and obnoxious about your...hobbies, and you never learn from mistakes you make online or otherwise. If people learn that they're being stupid, obnoxious, or at least being too ostentatious about being stupid/obnoxious, then they stop being a lolcow.

You can be as weird and socially deviant as you want. But people won't tard cum you for lols if you lay low.
 

Long Sun

One Badass Disabled Dude
kiwifarms.net
39 very excentirc
I calulate Chris at around 63-78 (depending on we defind his gender and if he still count as virgin)
 
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